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Has anyone ever been cow tipping????
 

offline j bennion from Leicester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 16:57 [#00212517]
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Okay guys I live out in the sticks and when I wasyounger me
and mymates used to go and find cows that were sleeping
standing up and push them over..... I know its childish but
fuck me when your 11 its fucking hilarious!!!!


 

offline mofo from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 16:59 [#00212522]
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no, but i fed a horse some cigarettes when i was drunk once


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:02 [#00212524]
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I have been wanting to do this for sooo long,but no one
wanted to help me,they were all scared.

mofo:what a waste!!!
(I hope you didn't light them)


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-05-09 17:05 [#00212528]
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You know, a lot of cows die that way.

What a waste.


 

offline mofo from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:06 [#00212529]
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supreme; na , it just thought it was grass.!

fuck . at least i didn't get the poor thing stoned


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:13 [#00212542]
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I used to cow tip when I was younger too... It's such a
nasty thing to do....


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-05-09 17:14 [#00212544]
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Not that I don't believe you, but how do you know?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:17 [#00212550]
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I once saw a stoned dog.(on tv)
Those people were like:
"oh my god ,that dog is soooo sick"
"He doesn't walk around anymore,doesn't play anymore..."

And then someone came up with the idea to give the doggy
some food.
Off course he swallowed it all in a few secs.("oh he's just
stoned...")

So people: never keep your marihuana where the dog can find
it!



 

offline mofo from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:20 [#00212557]
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my friends dog spent too much time in his room while they
were smoking, it got really hungry(munchies).
when they fed it they grated cheese on its dog food . now it
wont eat anything unless it has cheese on it.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:22 [#00212561]
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hahaha

lol!
=O)


 

offline j bennion from Leicester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:30 [#00212580]
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I just want to make it clear that i dont advocate creulty to
animals in any way..........except when your round your
mates and somone dares you too give the dog a
blowback...ooops did i just say that????


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 17:35 [#00212590]
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You can break a cows legs by tipping it. Just so you know.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:38 [#00212593]
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Didn't think of that.
Maybe it's a good thing no one wanted to come with me.


 

offline mofo from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:38 [#00212595]
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that would really be a kick in the teeth for the cow,
brocken legs and mad cow disease.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 17:44 [#00212598]
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Yeah my girlfriend (whose uncle owns a dairy farm) said that
most "tipped" cows are shot as to pay the vets bill is not
cost effective :(


 

offline mofo from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:46 [#00212601]
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thats providing anyone has any cows left after wot happend
last year....... ( big big barn BBQ's)


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:48 [#00212602]
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I'm happy I never did it!
I would have loads of regrets ,right now.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 17:52 [#00212605]
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Yeah, it's funny the stuff you do (or nearly do) as a kid
when you don't think of the consequences of your action. Not
having a go at you supreme, just saying that everyone does
silly stuff when they're little.


 

offline mofo from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:56 [#00212607]
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its not the end of the world.(melodrama)
im shure the cows are ok , they'll sleep happy
2nite(standing) knowing that we all care so much 4 their
health.
right . im off to burger king


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 18:06 [#00212614]
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...and I have done a lot of it!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 18:21 [#00212632]
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It would be the end of the world, my girlfriend's uncle's
farm provides about a 6th of all milk used by dairly milk.
No chocolate if all the cows were tipped! Did you think of
that, eh, eh? ;)


 

offline mofo from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 18:25 [#00212638]
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i like mars choc' better "galaxy" mmmmm

all dairy milk stuff tastes the same. v.dull for chocolate
stuffs.

rock on deep fried galaxys



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 18:30 [#00212646]
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Typical bloody Scott- into the fried mars bars ;)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-10 09:28 [#00213531]
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I heard about this Customs sniffer dog that swallowed a
block of hash and died of a heart attack. Imagine 'the fear'
he would have experienced before going. Wowzer.

A friend of my dad's brother once knocked out a horse. He
was stroking it and it bit him so he punched it in the nose
and it collapsed, cold. He must have hit it fucking hard.

There was also this story on the news about a guy who was
going around molesting horses with broom handles. Nice
hobby.

Sorry I've got verbal diahorrea today. My head is a bit
fucked.


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-10 09:45 [#00213547]
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Heeeyyyy.... not every Scot is into that. I cant stand
them... :)

(LMAO) This is a very funny topic!


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-10 09:48 [#00213552]
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A pair of vaugely married junkies I know are always blowing
Heroin Smoke into their cats mouth when it's just waking
up...

That is sooo sick....I don't see em much nowadays just
because it makes me wanna deck the pair of em.....


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-10 09:50 [#00213555]
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I wonder what effects drugs have on animals. That is pretty
lame.


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-10 09:55 [#00213564]
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Bastards. I hate the heroin addicts where I live. Filthy
scumbags... Gimme a baseball bat.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-05-10 10:02 [#00213575]
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I have never been actual COW TPIING, but I have gone thru
COW SHIT and picked some KILLER MUSHROOMS>...it wasnt very
fun...LOL


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:12 [#00213634]
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when i was 15 me and my buddy khris went out for a
countryside ramble (like you do when your trying to smoke
cannabis and not stink you parents house out) we would
always go to the cow fields behind my house one time we took
our ghetto blaster thingy and played IRON MAIDENS fear of
the dark an all these cows surrounded us and just stood
there watching us in a big circle? it was quite an
experiance trying to smoke drainers whilst 20 or so cows
with long fluttering eyelashes stood around us!


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:13 [#00213639]
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they were munching grass whilst we were smoking it!
ps i dont dig metal no more!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-10 11:14 [#00213640]
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I used to love those days; sneaklily smoking weed in fields
and stuff. I miss those times.

Fear of the dar, fear of the dark. I have the constant fear
that someone's watching me.



 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:15 [#00213645]
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mooooooooohhhhh!
why do all those days seem all summerey!


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:16 [#00213651]
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too much BOC perhaps?


 


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