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offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:32 [#00192187]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



hi there.

i am working as a trainee in some computer company and..
they are close to kick me out, because i always come late,
or pretend to be ill..

but today, i brought stupidity to a whole new level: i came
at 12:00 (normal time would be 9:00) and said, i was seeing
the doctor, so i am coming at 12:00.

of course i was NOT at some doctor, but at home. sleeping.

the problem is, that my boss wants to see a confirmation
from the doc now.

yep. and now i will have to tell him, that i lied to him.
and they will probably kick me out. congratulate me ;)

luzid


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:33 [#00192191]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



truth is nice. if he doesn't accept your apologies tell him
"fuck you" and leave


 

offline lctroboy from BorÃ¥s (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 14:34 [#00192195]
Points: 1705 Status: Regular



Ohhhh... that will bad one mad boss.


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 14:35 [#00192196]
Points: 1692 Status: Regular



I hate my boss.


 

offline lctroboy from BorÃ¥s (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 14:35 [#00192198]
Points: 1705 Status: Regular



i really can't write today. can i.... i hoped this time i
would write something right. but i didn't.


 

offline lctroboy from BorÃ¥s (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 14:35 [#00192199]
Points: 1705 Status: Regular



i build sentences like a drunk who can't even spell.


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:36 [#00192200]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



I don't have a boss. I will never have a boss. I have lots
of work to do...


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 14:36 [#00192201]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



why congratulate? i fucking hate having to go to work in
fact there arent many people i know who enjoy getting up for
the misery of work but we still have to. besides-you should
be grateful-
a) that you have a job
b) you are a trainee-you may not enjoy your job, it may not
be what you want right now but at least for the time being
YOU have prospects.
sorry mate but it hardly deserves respect...


 

offline numbplant from st- jérôme québec (Canada) on 2002-04-24 14:37 [#00192203]
Points: 171 Status: Lurker



ive actually have a shit load of medical bills of all sorts
my friend stolle a few pads when he was last there
pretty handy im always late to school but i guess it wouldt
be as effective at work??
yah honesty is al right to


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:39 [#00192209]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



tasos: well, normally i would go to my boss, tell him that i
am a little bit mentally ill (which is true).

so, noone believes me that i feel bad, so i have to make up
stories like "i was seeing the doctor".. but..

i think he _will_ kick me out. and that would be bad,
because i will finish my trainee in 2 months.. and getting
fired 2 months before finish, is really bad ;)

plus, my mother will kill me ;)
i think i will bring all my music equipment, computers, and
other stuff to a friends house, so i can leave home for some
months if it gets too weird there..

ah damn, i suck ;)


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:40 [#00192212]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



ken: "congratulate me" was meant in an ironic way.

luzid


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:42 [#00192215]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



I am pretty mentally ill and I just want to hold on to it.
When will I ever be mentally ill again? so its great being
mentally ill!!! :-)
Except this, some people need to be losers as well!!!


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-04-24 14:43 [#00192218]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular | Followup to luzid: #00192209



Cheer up! Thats the story of my life, Luzid! Tell your boss
that you will try to get the confirmation as soon as
possible, and then wait till he forgets about it. Or you
could go to the doctors tonight and get a confirmation then!


So you're not really employed there then?


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:45 [#00192220]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



I'm a researcher in a uni and i'm pretty fucked up. I have
called the dean assistant an asshole twice and almost every
member of the staff hates me!!! Its sooo great!!! :-)))))))


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:46 [#00192223]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



co-existence:
i am employed here as a trainee, which means that i am
working here for three years and then i can call myself a
programmer and get a real job.

and yes, i think i will do that: tell him i will get the
confirmation and then do nothing. but i don't know if that
works.
i think, this time he's not willing to be cheated :/



 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-04-24 14:47 [#00192224]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Go to the docter. He'll give you one. And don't use this
tactic in the future...


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:47 [#00192225]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



there is a fine line between some things you can do and some
things you can't. I have just erased this line and its
fucking amazing!!!!! I feel like a HUMAN!!!!!!


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:49 [#00192229]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



tasos: i am not unfriendly, i am just weird (i don't talk to
anybody and i look like i am stoned), and i always come late
or don't come at all :/

and yes, they hate me, too.

but that's not the point. i hate them, too. and i don't
really need that job. if they fire me, i can always work in
some supermarket or whatever.. but my mom will kick me out,
so i will have to live at a friends house or.. in the
streets ;)

luzid


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:52 [#00192235]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



Savatage - Gutter Ballet still remains one of the gretest
vinyls I've got.
Well luzid, even if you are brilliant in your work they will
still hate you. So the result is the same. About your
mother, I sure respect this.


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:53 [#00192240]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



mortsto: no, he won't. because: my boss wants a piece of
paper, with the following text:

"mr. luzid has been seeing mee between 11:00 and 12:30
today.
dr. zoidberg, 24.4.2002"

so, if i go to the doctor now, he will only give me a paper
with the wrong timestamp.

i have two choices:

a) tell the truth, that i am always feeling bad, so i stay
home or come late

b) tell "i will get that paper" and then hope, my boss will
forget that.

both are not really satisfying :/

so, please vote:

[ ] tell truth
[ ] wait until he forgets

;)

luzid

luzid



 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 14:54 [#00192243]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



deine zukunft hängt davon ab, tönt scheisse, iss aber so,
verpetz dein ruf ned... sondern peppel ihn auf, komm
pünktlich und arbeite mal, frag nicht wies mir hier geht...


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:55 [#00192245]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



ok i have a good solution. Go to a doctor and take a paper
writing these words. Then go to your boss and tell him 'i
have your paper here, but its a face one. I was really at
home sleeping'


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 14:56 [#00192246]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



fake i meant


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:56 [#00192248]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



map: naja in 2 monaten bin ich ja fertig. das problem ist
halt echt, dass ich jetzt in ner sackgasse bin. ich MUSS
irgendwas machen, und die gefahr, jetz gekickt zu werden ist
ziemlich gross.

und zukunft: nee, ich werd schon nicht verhungern.

and why are the only german speaking guys here from
swizerland? ;)

luzid


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:57 [#00192249]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



tasos: a mix of two bad solutions does not make one good
solution :)

luzid


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-04-24 14:57 [#00192250]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Luzid: Go to the doctor and explain the situation. Tell him
you're feeling depressed. And if you get fired, everything
will get worse. I bet you will get the note, your boss wants
to read.


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 14:58 [#00192253]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



mortsto: uh.. i don't know if any doctor will do that :/
it's not that i am living in a simpsons world, where all
doctors are idiots ;)

luzid


 

offline numbplant from st- jérôme québec (Canada) on 2002-04-24 14:59 [#00192254]
Points: 171 Status: Lurker



i would go with the truth but i know myself to much and i
know i would end up waiting and get caugh and invent
something about highway traffic cats died flat wheel or
something like that


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:00 [#00192256]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



mach noch einmal ne notlüge und geh zum arzt und hol die
bestätigung, danach fängst du noch mal von vorne an, komm
einfach pünktlich wie jeder normale andere angestellte
auch, und arbeite...

btw.: i'm not the only german speaking guy here, haukur,
sine707 and others are from germany... ;)>


 

offline Tasos from Athens (Greece) on 2002-04-24 15:00 [#00192257]
Points: 706 Status: Lurker



go to your boss, who is tired with all your excuses all the
time, and tell him 'I'm bored with telling you excuses and
I'm also really sick of having to apologise too. What can we
do?'
nahhh bad solution



 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:04 [#00192261]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



map: ja nee, ich habn dachschaden und kann daher nicht
vernünftig arbeiten. ausserdem hasse ich hier alles und
jeden und hab daher auch gar kein bock.

ist halt nur ne blöde situation, wenn man mich deswegen zu
hause rausschmeisst und so ;)

luzid


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:05 [#00192262]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



tasos: if he was cool, i could really do that.

but bosses are not cool, they are old fag pigs.

luzid


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:08 [#00192265]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



red mit deinem chef, sag ihm, dass es nich das richtige sei
hier, diskutier mit ihm darüber was neues zu finden,
vielleicht hilft er dir, ne lösung zu finden, was ich auch
glaube, sonst iss es ja n'deftiges arschloch. ne freundin
von mir wurde von der bide geholfen, weil sies nimemr
aushielt, eigentlich sollte das jeder betrieb machen, red
einfach mit ihm, soo schlimm kanns ned kommen... red mit
deiner mutter, dass du was neues suchst bzw. schon dran bist
(ich würd sofort damit anfangen, hockst vor nem computer
mit i.net)


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:09 [#00192266]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



von der bude bei der sie geschafft hatte mein ich


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 15:10 [#00192267]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



aaahhh-apologies luzid. no offense intended mate just airing
me views. :)-3


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:13 [#00192269]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



map: was neues finden geht ja nicht, weil ich in 2 monaten
die abschlussprüfung habe. ich sitz jetzt eh nur noch hier
rum und mach nichts wirkliches. ich kann nur hoffen, dass
die ein auge zudrücken, was aber schwer ist, wenn ich den
typen ja ANGELOGEN habe.

luzid



 

offline lctroboy from BorÃ¥s (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 15:15 [#00192273]
Points: 1705 Status: Regular



well. it looks as if i have a new, temporary pic.


 

offline helios from Zürich (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:15 [#00192275]
Points: 221 Status: Lurker



entweder du lügst dich durch, oder du führst ein gespräch
indem du die wahrheit sagst und vielleicht eine letzte
Chance erhählst. Es wäre schade


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:17 [#00192278]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



helios: durchlügen geht ja nicht, weil ich nen scheiss
zettel brauche auf dem steht dass ich beim arzt war. so nen
zettel kann ich mir auch mit noch so viel lügen nicht
selbst erschaffen. ;)

luzid


 

offline sine707 from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:19 [#00192280]
Points: 1285 Status: Regular



dann geh doch JETZT einfach zum arzt... vielleicht ist es ja
noch nicht zu spät...

hi, übrigens! :)


 

offline KEN from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 15:19 [#00192281]
Points: 1844 Status: Regular



is that you ictro boy? or is it bruce lee??


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:19 [#00192283]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



dann hol den verdammten zettel beim arzzt oder sags ihm,
dass du gelogen hast, es gibt keinen anderen ausweg mehr,
bekämpf dein inneres schwein und entscheide dich zwischen
diesen beiden möglichkeiten...

hallo helios übrigens, goiles pic heh ;)


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:20 [#00192286]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



sine: hi. frankfurt ist schoen, da bin ich letztens _aus
versehen_ gewesen :)

und zum arzt: nein das geht nicht, die schreiben einem nen
zettel mit der genauen uhrzeit, wann man da war. und ich
brauch einen von heute, 11:00-12:30.

luzid


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:21 [#00192287]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



luzid, du hast verloren, guck ihm in seine verrotzten
faltigen schweineaugen und sags ihm....


 

offline luzid from Meerbusch (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:21 [#00192288]
Points: 103 Status: Lurker



map: ist in arbeit.

ich denke nach. :)

luzid


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:22 [#00192290]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



sine hey! haukur schon feierabend gemacht ?

gruss


 

offline sine707 from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:24 [#00192292]
Points: 1285 Status: Regular | Followup to map: #00192290



nee, der reckt und streckt sich gerade gegenüber von mir,
macht ab und zu komische geräusche (möfz)... ;)


 

offline haukur from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:24 [#00192294]
Points: 313 Status: Regular



*röhr*


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2002-04-24 15:25 [#00192298]
Points: 3408 Status: Lurker



*lach

sag ihm er soll das mal mit den süssigkeiten und lakritz
zeugs da lassen, tut ihm glaub ich ned so gut ;)


 

offline haukur from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 15:27 [#00192300]
Points: 313 Status: Regular



ich hab heut keine einzige lakritze angerührt *g*


 


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