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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 08:12 [#02493456] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | i spotted a  woodlouse languidly roaming around the skirting board, i dunno how it got in so i went off to put
 the kettle on, and by the time id come back it had buggered
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 then i listened to this
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2016-03-18 08:27 [#02493457] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | buggered off, hehe 
 
 
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         |  freqy
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 | lol you should have said
 
 " then we both listened to this "
 
 i think he heard it too. ; P
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 09:24 [#02493459] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | i wonder if it will come back, do they have like town council meetings under the floor, and pass along primitive
 messages with their antenna , "no food found in sector A"
 for example, he is probably walking around in that Brownian
 motion way that simple animals do, thinking i must come back
 in that large space and cheek for dandruff  when that giant
 homunculus  isnt looking down at me
 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-18 09:33 [#02493460] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | not sure about these creatures.  was he near a outer door or
 open window or vent?
 
 maybe get a glass ready and beer mat and take him outside?
 
 i have to do this with spiders    spiders are easy to catch
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-18 09:43 [#02493461] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | or watch where he goes. 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 09:51 [#02493462] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | Oh yeah i always take care not to tread on them or anything, if i see him again, i'll pop him in an upturned glass, and
 stick him outside, i think he came through a gap under the
 window, we had new windows put in a while ago and they didnt
 do a good job of fixing the masonry for them, so its
 probably a bit of a woodlouse highway, when i go to sleep
 they all come in and have a bit of a party probably, cos its
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-18 10:20 [#02493463] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | See if you can fill the gaps with readybrek : P
 
 
 
 
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         |  w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 10:37 [#02493464] Points: 21639 Status: Lurker
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 | Hi, while you were busy masturbating I programmed these fresh dance moves:
 LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 11:19 [#02493465] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to freqy: #02493463
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 | i'm not sure i want to encourage them, knowing my luck the curtain twitchers over the road would see me poking
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             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 11:21 [#02493466] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02493464
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 | i was masticating, but not masturbating, i find typing a two hand job
 
 
 
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             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 11:21 [#02493467] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | your gif reminds me of Daniel Day Lewis in 'my left foot' 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 15:18 [#02493468] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | i have some kind of reverence for insects 
 
 
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             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 17:39 [#02493474] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | ^ yes, they are really beautiful when you see them u close, well some of them, iridescent carapaces,  really interesting
 complex  behavior,  emerging from relatively simplistic
 rules the follow,
 
 woodlouse mind "yeah thats right, turn right once, taste for
 wood, if i cant taste wood, move forward 5 body lengths,
 then turn right again until i meet an edge, then turn 90
 degrees left, if detect a shadow curl into small ball"
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 17:41 [#02493475] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | he hasnt come back yet, probably outside now under a small pebble enjoying the imminent dusk,
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 17:55 [#02493477] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | when i feel one insect is walking on me, i jump like i have been hit by lightning
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 17:56 [#02493478] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | yeah reptilian brain reflex that is 
 actually good album title, 'reptilian brain reflex'
 
 
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 17:59 [#02493480] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | is it another brain disease? i collected them all lol 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:01 [#02493481] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | ^ its the instinct we have from the most fundamental part of the brain
 
 feel something on your skin you just react without thinking
 consciously about it, like when you burn your hand on an
 oven
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:04 [#02493482] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | i dont know for sure but i guess thats how most brains of insects function, simple input and output signals, i doubt
 they mull about weather they should go out on a windy day
 too much cos they dont like the look of an overcast sky,
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 18:05 [#02493483] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | your explanation better than wikipedia 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:06 [#02493484] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | yeah sorry that article was a bit on the heavy side 
 
 
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 | never seen a documentary about insect behavior, would be interesting
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:19 [#02493486] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | check this 
 LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-18 18:27 [#02493489] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | apparently we have creatures all over us and inside us.
 
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:29 [#02493491] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | whole generations of infinitesimally small crustacean like creatues live, die and reproduce in the tiny pores on the
 end of your nose, and when you get a blackhead thats their
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 18:47 [#02493492] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02493486 | Show recordbag
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 | yes docs always show us hunting behaviors, i was thinking to something that explains what you was talking about, movement
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:48 [#02493493] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | oh yeah, i know what you mean, sort of like Brownian motion, conways game of life type behavior
 
 
 
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             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:50 [#02493494] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | when i was young i used to build little 2d mazes for ants out of Technic lego and watch them find the sugar i put in
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             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:51 [#02493495] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | slime mold in a maze 
 
 
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             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 18:53 [#02493496] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02493494 | Show recordbag
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 18:55 [#02493497] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | my brother was a bit meaner he span them on a small electric motor at like 500rpm or something to see if they got dizzy
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 19:02 [#02493498] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | yeah everybody did mean things to animals when we were little. worst i did was steppin on ants nests, drowning
 insects that i found walking on the sink..
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-18 19:05 [#02493499] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | worst i did was flush a spider down the shower, i still feel slightly guilty about it weirdly
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2016-03-18 19:21 [#02493500] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | did that too 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-20 18:46 [#02493534] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | how?..it was Harrison.LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-20 18:47 [#02493535] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | sorry to trample on your spider conversation. 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 12:52 [#02493539] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | in Scandinavia he is known as Harrison Fjord you know 
 
 
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             on 2016-03-21 15:27 [#02493544] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | well, I did not know.  I wonder why? 
 
 
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             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 15:51 [#02493545] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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             on 2016-03-21 19:02 [#02493553] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | ahhh the Fjords    its pronunciation was my barrier to comedy pleasure.. :P
 
 monty python did a sketch on the Fjords, I should have
 known.  ; >
 
 I was actaully seeking out text to voice progs today....
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 19:16 [#02493556] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | yeah pining for the fjords, 
 i had one years ago, i like the speak and spell voice
 
 LAZY_TITLE
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-21 19:20 [#02493557] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | pining for the fjords, thats the one! 
 haha mske it say aaaaaaapppphhheeexxxsssssssss
 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-21 19:21 [#02493558] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | thats a pretty awesome circuit bending thingy 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-21 19:21 [#02493559] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | that sound so much like a aphex tool. 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-21 19:22 [#02493560] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | and []pushers 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 19:28 [#02493561] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | yes, im pretty sure you could emulate. make a better version in supercollider patch
 
 
 
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-21 19:38 [#02493563] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | v true, but it does have that cheap plastic case sound. lol.
 
 
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2016-03-21 19:43 [#02493564] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | you could probably find the samples of the speak spell around on the net and have a play around with the control
 rates and stuff on supercollider to get an approximate
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         |  freqy
             on 2016-03-21 19:45 [#02493566] Points: 18724 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | and then play the sound back out through the speaker on the speak n spell just for the fun plastic case, naf speaker
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