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Haha, my Prof is awesome!!!
 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 00:55 [#00131773]
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My prof for this Quantitative Methods course I'm doing is
so awesome... we were doing a chapter on probabilities
today, and he came up with this example... "Ok, so you're
going to this bar, and your gonna score with a girl. Now,
what is the probability that you'll pick up an STD, if there
is 200 women, and 2 of these women have an STD" or something
like that... heh, it was funny... :)


 

offline E-man from Rixensart (Belgium) on 2002-03-20 00:58 [#00131777]
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eh at least he has got some imagination ! :)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-20 01:00 [#00131778]
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He probably got this idea off a misguided sexual experience.
Your prof is a love-masta!!! On a related note, I can name
about 10 teachers I've had that I'd like to have sex with.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 01:03 [#00131783]
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yeah, he's a cool guy... he's always late too... today he
was 20 minutes late... the whole class basically was gone...



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 01:04 [#00131784]
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all my women profs are old, and fat... now, the men profs,
that's a different story *licks lips*...

:)


 

offline E-man from Rixensart (Belgium) on 2002-03-20 01:05 [#00131785]
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you're lucky ophecks i only had old teachers and the few
young were ugly !


 

offline ggloom from California (United States) on 2002-03-20 01:06 [#00131787]
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"Sex is never correctly discussed in High School. Thank god
for beer and rock 'n' roll and pornography."

my History professor stated this last week and i quoted him
on it for the school paper - so these are his EXACT words.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-20 01:06 [#00131789]
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Good ol' Funkmaster... letting his gay side take over in his
posts! Naughty!

I wonder what my teachers lectured about today... I slept
all morning, silly me.

I remember Mademoiselle Lisa in grade 7... a French
teacher... YOWZA!!!!! BOING!!!! HUBBA BUBBA!!! BLING
BLING!!! KA-CHING!!! KERBLOOEY!!!!
GENERIC SOUND EFFECT!!!!



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 01:14 [#00131800]
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I had some super hot teachers in high school, but all my
university profs are but ugly...


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-03-20 01:22 [#00131808]
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there was this teacher in my school when i was younger. We
use to call her "TITS" cuz of her gigantik breast...
Aahhhh... souvenir...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 01:24 [#00131811]
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haha... yeah, some of my profs have really big and saggy
tits...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-20 01:29 [#00131814]
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Most of my college profs aren't very attractive people...
but in hig school, we'd get those stereotypical sexy
substitutes ALL the time. We had this one sub that was
hotter than the sun... but one day she broke down and
started crying and talking about her friend who was
decapitated in a car accident many years ago... I think it
was some health class, and we were on a chapter about
dealing with loss of loved ones... that was a really strange
situation... :-/

But she was hot!!!


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-03-20 02:11 [#00131856]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



no hot teachers fer me
i only have three teachers....
i go to a private school....so its like kindergarten to 8th
grade...blagh...
i have opnly three teachers, 2 are women...bother over 50
years old....
my homeroom teacher is fuckin SKINNY
but she looks so god damn fat cuz her tits are so HUGE
my other teacher is a guy...its his first year
teaching...everyone yells out in class....
hes got strange dents on his forehead, and his classroom
smells like poo.................literally...

next year...Mr. Baete....i will not survive....


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-20 02:13 [#00131859]
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My current English Prof is HOT and young. I would very much
like to have sex with her : )


 

offline antifayth from Taylorsville (United States) on 2002-03-20 03:30 [#00131969]
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lol, i wish i had a hott teacher... all i got is a burnout
who cnat remeber where his own classroom is, and he says
"yeah" every three words...


 

offline JOB from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-03-20 03:44 [#00131970]
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I"m in night school and my teacher doesnt ever remember our
names cuz hes old and doesnt care....


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-03-20 03:54 [#00131973]
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my french teacher is cool man.
she listens to oldskool punk and she quit her job once to go
to a greatful dead concert.
she doesn't even care about teaching.
she's dope man.
she likes beastie boys too!


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-03-20 04:13 [#00131980]
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you can name 10 teachers who you would like to slip your
penis in and out of to the point that semen oozes out of the
tip of your penis... joey


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-03-20 04:14 [#00131981]
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sorry, ophecks, just trying anything to get more points...
gotta have the points. joey


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-20 06:28 [#00132016]
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The only hot teacher i've ever had was my media journal
teacher in high school. all the rest have either been old,
ugly, or old and ugly.


 


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