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wizards teeth from a shop that sells hats on 2001-05-09 12:48 [#00005972]


Can a man with no face who only
appears in your dreams somehow manage to
steal hair samples in reality ?


phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-05-09 13:27 [#00005973]

only if you're sleepwalking holding a pillchard between
thumb and forefinger in the right hand whilst whistling
Starry Starry Night


Netlon Sentinel from beyond on 2001-05-09 20:05 [#00005996]



Netlon Sentinel from beyond on 2001-05-09 20:05 [#00005997]

no sorry, i meant no.


M on 2001-05-09 20:25 [#00006001]

Dude, that's scary. It might be Mr. Squiggles. He often
appears behind my toilet, and a few times in the garden. I
wrote a song about him.


hevquip from a crabs carriage on 2001-05-09 20:34 [#00006004]

oft do i find that same man purchasing lamb basters, which i
do not understand seeing that he has no mouth and no way to
communicate with merchants. i believe he has developed a
complicated series of hand gestures consisting of circling
motions and various sounds of his hands making contact with
each other. i know this because these sounds cause me to
rise out of bed early in the morning as he shops at the
market next to my house.

(more seriously though, why does a man without a face and
mouth need things such as lamb basters when he cannot eat?)


wizards teeth from a shop that sells hats on 2001-05-10 16:44 [#00006109]

He might be using these bapsters you talk of to construct
some form of face.

Using a bapster as a nose

Two as ears

One as a mouth


Mini bapsters as hair


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