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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-12 04:18 [#00068673] | |||||||||
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The other day I was watching a frisby flying towards my head, and I began thinking about the way it gets bigger as it gets closer and closer to me... I couldn't understand why... and then it hit me... |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-12 04:20 [#00068675] | |||||||||
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... What did the rug say to the floor? DON'T MOVE, I GOTCHA COVERED!!! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-12 04:22 [#00068678] | |||||||||
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why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven eight nine... :) |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-12 04:24 [#00068679] | |||||||||
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I just got that first joke, haha... I am slow. |
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/-T|KR-\ from the start on 2002-01-12 04:26 [#00068682] | |||||||||
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the world, thats a big joke? |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-12 05:54 [#00068707] | |||||||||
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Wana here the cookie joke? (yeah sure) Nevermind... its kind of crumy...:) (its even funnier when the person doesn't get it and goes: thtas ok i wana here it anyway) hehe |
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mutant death pengwin from cranbrook on 2002-01-12 08:45 [#00068724] | |||||||||
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an irishman walked out of a bar |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-12 10:29 [#00068733] | |||||||||
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A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Is the bar tender here? |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-12 10:37 [#00068734] | |||||||||
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There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't!!! |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-12 10:40 [#00068735] | |||||||||
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and one more ... A pork pie walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we dont serve food in here |
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dude on 2002-01-12 10:47 [#00068736] | |||||||||
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how do you get a gay man excited? spit on his back. (i didnt understand this joke for years. i still don't understand why this would really be considered exciting) |
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wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-12 11:01 [#00068738] | |||||||||
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cos he thinks it is harry monk |
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mookid from afar on 2002-01-12 14:17 [#00068773] | |||||||||
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did you hear about the irish sherrif ? he killed all his inlaws |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-12 14:23 [#00068776] | |||||||||
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What did the digital watch say to his mom? "Look mom no hands! |
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Jedi Chris from Tatooine on 2002-01-12 14:26 [#00068777] | |||||||||
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I promise this'll be my last one - What do you get when you cross 100 pigs with 100 deer? 200 sows and bucks!!! Get it? |
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REPHLEX~ology on 2002-01-12 15:21 [#00068783] | |||||||||
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What do Vikings have on thier beef? Norse Radish!!!! |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-12 16:09 [#00068792] | |||||||||
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What's the last thing that past trough a fly head as it's dying, hit by a hand? it's ass. |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-12 16:13 [#00068794] | |||||||||
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This one is for blonde bimbos girl... What a blonde bimbos says just after sex? "So you're all in the same football team?" |
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phiz from Amsterdam on 2002-01-14 09:21 [#00069627] | |||||||||
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an Englishman a Stotsman an Irishman a Jew and a Black guy walk into a bar and the barman says "is this some kind of joke" whats blue and fucks old ladies? hypothermia |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-14 09:57 [#00069633] | |||||||||
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alien and predator playing poker in a bar. "Hissss" says the alien... HAHAHAHAHAA. this one kills me. |
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Ceri JC from My house in Pontypridd, Wales, UK on 2002-01-14 10:12 [#00069639] | |||||||||
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What's grey and doesn't fit anymore? A dead epileptic. A friend of mine once said the first part of the joke in a room with an epileptic in, but I managed to stop him (without explaining why) until the epileptic had left. If she'd of heard, the TEACHER would have had a fit or something! |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2002-01-14 10:42 [#00069656] | |||||||||
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whats nastier than a barrel of dead babies? The one trying to eat its way to the top |
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/-T|K|K-\ from the start on 2002-01-14 12:15 [#00069696] | |||||||||
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why can't you find the king of the jungle? Cos da Jungle is massive. =) |
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Jedi Chris from Tattooine on 2002-01-14 12:34 [#00069704] | |||||||||
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This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy. He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car." To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!" ....that's bad isn't it?? |
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Dickie from here on 2002-01-14 12:38 [#00069705] | |||||||||
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that's old to, i remember that going around school like 16 years |
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Dickie from here on 2002-01-14 12:40 [#00069707] | |||||||||
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ago, |
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Jedi Chris from Tattooine on 2002-01-14 12:47 [#00069708] | |||||||||
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Here's another old one .... A man tried to phone the King of the Jungle. All he got was a recorded message saying, "All the lions are busy right now. Please try later." |
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Jedi Chris from Tattooine on 2002-01-14 12:48 [#00069709] | |||||||||
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I gotta get back to work now, so here's one more crappy joke.......Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off!!! |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-14 12:58 [#00069711] | |||||||||
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A rich man, (let's call him bob). bob is doing 230 in his new ferrari 325 se turbo injection on a highway. suddenly, one of the wheels blow, and the car crash on a tree. bob is ejected and land 10m further. A car stops nearby, and a man (let's call him Tom) tom get out and run to the crash site. Bob wake up; look a the rest of his car and begin to cry... Bob:WAHHHH!!! my RED HOT CAAARRR!!! WAHAHAHAAAAAA Tom: Calm down, man... yu better cry for your left arm. Bob take a look at his left arm, and see nothing cuz, in fact, there is no more arm. bob: ARhhhhh!!! MY ROLEX!!!! Another man |
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