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Has anyone else here had a REAL intense mental feeling during and just before ejaculating? A few times I have had this REAL weird feeling flow thru me just as I'm about to orgasm ... like I'm about to collapse and die or something! Sometimes after this I can't stand up and I feel really weak and it takes me a few minutes to recover. Has anyone else experienced this? (footnote: these instances have almost ALWAYS occurred whilst accompanied by anal stimulation). |
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someone is gonna mention faggotry here for sure i guess it's just a really intense orgasm or something |
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le petit mort |
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i heard its when they blow in your ass. never experienced, tho |
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im gonna fake orgasms from now on... |
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get a life |
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Watch out, those symptoms suggest THE GUSH! When a man locks into an ejaculation and ends up ejaculating his whole insides. |
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are we talking, you sitting at your pc masturbating with your finger up your arse? |
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as qrter. |
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dont think so '__' |
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Yes, that's what I wondered ... a female orgasm must be real intense. razorblade: no. |
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fake intense. |
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as qrter. |
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haha, yes :) |
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Think it might have something to do with blood circulation. Ive heard of people who faint when they have erections, because all the blood goes "somewhere else". |
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You gotta have a huge 12 inch giant for that to happen, i mean a regular sized 12 inch penis... |
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are you implying something? :) |
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Yes, for you to faint, but for normal persons, they might experience something similar, just not to the point where you faint, but a little dizzyness. Also, hormones are released and stuff. |
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yes this does happen man! apart from this turning into an obvious botty fetish thread ive felt the same feeling many times. my balls hurt and your chest really feels heavy, its very ala strange. |
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s'gotta be heart failure |
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no i think its realising that you aaaaaaa kskkkkilistionatironatorillaitiake. |
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what's your SLSK name agin? I lost my userlist . |
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Ah, the gush.. Nice little BlueJam reference there my friend. Hilarious sketch/track. |
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pooo. ermm ill find you marlowe |
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i've read somewhere that dogs die earlier by ejaculating too much |
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Yes, their owners have them put down for soiling the upholstry.. |
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cause of death: ejaculation. not exactly a dignified way to die. |
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haha seriously though, here's the link: |
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Hehe classic :) That is why I only do soft-cock porn now. That is where you push it in wit your thumb, or a winkle-poker, and it is flaccid. |
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At first it's white.. Then, later, it turns red. But it's when it turn's black that you know the poor guy hasn't got long to live. |
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that Jam sketch is rank - top quality -- did you know that masturbation has been used as a torture method? |
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by who? |
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'merkins. |
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I really have no idea - I saw it in this book of unusual sex practices. Apparently during wars (and this includes recent ones) soldiers would bugger dying people because apparently when you die your anus spasms .... |
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Well.. that's a good way to kill the conversation. |
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rrrrrrrrright!!! "if you see an arse move, soldier, you will fuck it!" |
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...I'm thinking american pow camps. |
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I will TRY to find the book, and type out what it says. I think it Russian troops did it during WWI ... |
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:O |
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i'll give it a try. brb. |
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"During war, conquering soldiers performed pederasty on their deda or dying victims in order to experience the victim's anal spasms which occur at death. Soldiers during the Moroccan campaigns of 1919-1926 and the Russo-Turkish war were violated in this way on the battlefield (Perverse Crimes in History, pp 113,204)." |
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mass necrophilia :S |
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a guy with the gush is suddenly in high demand for creme scenes all over town. there are special agents for it. if you see a black limo with a flashing light and siren, chances are that's a jam wagon with some poor kid in the back, groin going off like a six snake... trying to cram in as many jobs as possible before the spunk turns red. personally i'm a big fan of Unflustered parents. "yeah - you can tell him i'm pissed off, too!" ..but i guess in the end, it is better than squirting up your squid to death. |
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the one about the missing kid who turns up dead? that is my favourite too - that sketch is awesome! eric_hard_jams --- your avatar complete me ;) |
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Troll. |
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haha! i'll use that at my next party; ejaculating dogs and necrophilic soldiers, if that isnt a succesful way to kill conversations i dont know what is. ;D |
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You go boy! =D |
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SON OF A BITCH. BAN THAT HOOKER. |
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Not work safe? |
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