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wizards teeth from Inside a room filled with bromide on 2001-04-30 11:05 [#00005149]



TIP 1 – Eating Bread

Take your napkin and place it in your lap right away when
you sit down. (It should never be on the table.) Don't get
fancy and try to snap it open. Just put it on your lap (NOT
into your shirt). If you're a man, do not put your tie over
your shoulder.

Now you can take some bread from the breadbasket. Take only
one slice of bread. (It's OK to rip it from the loaf with
your hands, but be neat. Don't declare war on the bread and
cheer when you get your slice separated.) Here's a common
mistake:

DO NOT butter your bread at this point. This is how to do
it:

1. Take some butter, and put it on your plate, not on the
bread. Now you have your own little pile of butter and won't
continually fish from the communal butter dish.

2. Tear a bite-size piece off of your bread.

3. Butter that bite-sized piece from your own little butter
pile.

4. Eat it with delight.

5. Do not shoot bats as they are unable to see. If you talk
to them just whisper as they have got very good hearing
skills

TIP 2 – Using Utensils

The fork furthest to the outside is the one you should use
for the appetiser. When the next part of the meal comes, use
the next outermost fork, and so on. Same deal goes for the
spoons and knives. If you're in a fancy restaurant or a
party at Buckingham Palace, you might be lucky enough to
have waiters who will remove any utensils you won't need.
But even if you do not have this luxury, we still implore:
use your brains! You won't use a knife to eat your soup. You
won't use a spoon to eat your salad. But let's say that you
lose track of your utensils and get lost.



 

Netlon Sentinel from beyond on 2001-04-30 11:20 [#00005152]



i sincerely hope you copypasted this from somewhere. i mean,
sheesh...

WOT


 


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