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wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-20 18:25 [#00004075] | |||||||||
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Just to let you know, My Kidneys were recently stolen during a burglary. I woke up before my body and realised they had been removed by the thief. I crept down stairs and turned my burglar alarm off and went into the kitchen. I opened the cupboard and removed a can of kidney beans from the shelf. I opened the can and removed two kidney beans. I also obtained a pair of scissors from the draw and skulked back to my bedroom. I placed the two kidney beans in the vacant position caused by kidney theft. I then taped the hole back up. I then got back into my body and went back to sleep. When I woke me and my body were fine. Little does it know, his urinary system is operating with two kidney beans instead of two genuine kidneys. Moral of story - Fit an effective alarm system to deter kidney thieves. |
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d. griffiths from the toilet on 2001-04-20 20:14 [#00004085] | |||||||||
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um, nice one |
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hevquip from horse's foot on 2001-04-20 20:33 [#00004087] | |||||||||
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i was keen to recognize that someone had replaced my ribs with pencils. i have been diagnosed with lead poisoning and now must auction off my collection of lizard shoes. i will accept payment in spurgeons if necessary. |
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