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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-09 16:56 [#00508352]
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You could put a video camera in the very center of a square
room and have some mechanism rotate it at a constant speed.
Fill the room with miscellaneous objects and film one full
rotation. Empty the room and fill with new objects and film
another full rotation. Repeat, repeat. Now you can sequence
the video segments and it'll be weird like a room with 4
corners but mysteriously each new corner is different.

You could have an actor put on a really long fake nose but
look directly at the camera (and say something or whatever).
Since the video won't be stereoscopic, the 3-d length of the
nose will be unnoticed because of the head on perspective
and it will be startling when the actor moves sideways off
the screen at the end.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-09 16:59 [#00508358]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



the actor should stand really still. because the nose
is "really long" it'll be prone to wobbling.

believe me, I know.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-01-09 16:59 [#00508359]
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tell me when you've finished it...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-09 17:08 [#00508377]
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You could have a woman sitting in a bar, kind of like she's
waiting for someone. She's drinking wine, looking around
casually. She's chain-smoking cigarette after cigarette. now
after each inhalation, stop the camera, let her blow out the
smoke, start the camera again with everything in the
exact same place.
we never see her blowing out any smoke.


 

offline Homestar on 2003-01-09 17:09 [#00508380]
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I was thinking it would be hawd fow beveaws to hold hammews.
They don't have thumbs.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-09 17:11 [#00508381]
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I suppose you could also tie a beaver to a large bottle
rocket.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-09 17:16 [#00508391]
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That smoke idea would be awesome, I didn't get it at first
(thought it would be like smoke would suddenly appear which
wouldn't look right) but if she blew the smoke into a hidden
balloon or something, it'd be like she eats the smoke
without blowing it out.

Oh there's this awesome idea I read in a book in an obscure
library one time. Take some foil and cover any intricate
object in a way to mould exactly to it (it actually works on
really small intricate stuff) then take off the foil and
take white spraypaint and use the spraypaint as if it was
light. (spray at a very strong angle so the "shaded" parts
are not hit). It described how to transfer this pretty
exactly to paper and stuff (something about smashing it
flat, I forget the rest), plus you can tinker with the foil
mold, like warp it in weird ways.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-01-09 17:20 [#00508397]
Points: 2020 Status: Lurker



This would be truly excellent. You could call it 'The Man
With The Anamorphic Proboscis'


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-09 17:24 [#00508407]
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thats what I meant - she eats the smoke. :)

I don't understand the foil-idea. who WHAT WHERE!?



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-09 17:25 [#00508408]
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You know how they sometimes use that cool effect in video
where they start with someone's face and it morphs
seamlessly into someone else's face, repeat repeat? I wonder
if it is simply based on the rule that each individual pixel
in the first picture gradually changes to the color of the
corresponding pixel on the second picture. If you think
about it, where there were gradually shaded intricate parts
and stuff, should the whole not evolve perfectly using only
this rule?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-09 17:29 [#00508417]
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but what makes the pixel in the second picture correspond to
the the pixel in the first picture?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-09 17:30 [#00508418]
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in what lies the correspondence, is my question..?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-09 17:30 [#00508420]
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Or I could call it "a parody of star constellations: false
conclusions drawn from chance perspectives"
The spraypaint acts just like light since it travels
straight in one direction. rub foil on, say, a windscreen.
then spray at an angle to "highlight" areas to leave degrees
of light and shade.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-09 17:31 [#00508422]
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the same position, like the 5th pixel over and the 37th
pixel down.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-09 17:35 [#00508427]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



you could make an intricate and truely interesting piece of
music for an orchestra. get it performed by a highly
acclaimed orchestra and at a nice venue. the programmes
should say the piece begins at, say, 20:00.

actually, the orchestra starts playing at, say, 19:15 and
the piece should finish at about 20:00. the gathered public
standing at the doors to the room can hear the final notes
of the piece. only after that the doors open and people may
enter.

the last minutes of music the people hear through the doors
is in actuality the piece.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-01-09 17:35 [#00508428]
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I don't think that's how the "morphing" effect works, as it
would just look like a dissolve from one picture to another.

There's movement involved as well.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-09 17:36 [#00508430]
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I thought they were more linked to chosen points of
reference in both objects, for example, eyes, nose, ears in
peoples faces.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-01-09 17:42 [#00508436]
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You could stretch (fnar fnar) the idea of the anamorphicism
of the prosthetic nose and have pictures on the walls that,
when the wall is parallel to the plane of the lens, are
completely inscrutable and blurred. When the camera is at a
certain angle to the wall (and the picture on the wall is at
the edge of the frame), the image becomes clear, but only
for a brief while as the camera is rotating continuously.

I'm not sure how well I've explained this, or even if the
idea would work particularly well.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-09 17:51 [#00508446]
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what are those pics with the corregated fronts, so when u
look at them at different angles their image changes?


 


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