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Go into a shop with a small satellite dish on your head, when anyone uses a mobile close to you grab your head and scream while begging them to turn it off over dramatically. Go to a petrol station and ask them why you are not allowed to smoke while filling up your car. After they tell you buy a lighter and pack of cigarettes, open them slowly and smile as you walk next to the pumps. |
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Or, to improvise; Drink strong moonshine and watch all episodes of Jackass/Camp Kill Yourself/Steve-O and then go outside. |
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ahhhh fun and games |
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I saw a petrol pump attendent smoking on the forecourt chatting to a guy filling his tank. Hilarious as I was parked well away from the pumps :P |
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Record ten seconds of silence onto a CD followed by a list of obscene words shouted with a nasty voice. Make twenty copies of this CD. Obtain twenty cohorts. Each cohort shall be issued with a CD. All twenty cohorts to go to a Dixons (or any other electrical store), the larger the better. Each cohort to place cd into a randomly positioned CD player. All cohorts to press play at same time. Turn volume up to max and leave shop. All hi fi systems will start playing very loud swear words at once. Customers will be startled. |
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Thats a great idea! |
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That's such a good idea :) |
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How about recording farts and burps on a CD and do the same Wizards Teeth said? |
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got to a music store and swap all the britney albums for anal cunt albums |
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hmmm....no it's not as good as WT's idea :S |
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*grins* I have one AC album. }:> |
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I reckon the same, but a "customer" complaing in a loud voice and then unreasonable responses from a "sales assistant". Or really bad hi-fi advice from the sales assistant etc. Perhaps have a really low quality recording of a well known track, play about with the EQs. Record it, play it in store and point out loudly how crap the speakers are. |
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