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FA: My mother

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:27 [#00506397]
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I'm looking to sell my mother. I'm willing to take about
$2000. I am doing this so that I can buy AB5.

princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-08 06:28 [#00506398]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker

Dude, I can get her arse for free mate! :D

Anus_Presley on 2003-01-08 06:28 [#00506400]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker

hummm, i need some pic's firrst beforre i hand the money
overr...

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:29 [#00506401]
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Ssssssh Princo. You'll ruin it mate. I'm trying to sell her
here! ;-P

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-08 06:29 [#00506402]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict

i'm thinkin' of buying her,
does she have any defects?
if not, i'll bid $2500

ginge from Clerkenwell, London (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:29 [#00506403]
Points: 91 Status: Regular

Is she ginger?

$2000 sounds a bit expensive, maybe you could give away a
free copy of AB3 (reissue) to get those bids going

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:29 [#00506404]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00506400 | Show recordbag

Do you think I'm stupid? I can't show you pics!

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:30 [#00506406]
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She's not ginger. I will throw in a free copy of AB3
re-issue then. Plus a picture of a monkey doing the Can-Can.

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:31 [#00506409]
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No known defect mate.
First bid $2500.
Can someone top that. She can bake a cake!

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-08 06:32 [#00506411]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict

when is the end of the auction..?

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-08 06:35 [#00506415]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict

Noone will top that $2500, i'll overbid any price man! i
collect mothers you know, i already have six..

Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-01-08 06:36 [#00506417]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00506409

can she cook? does she have auto-room-clean or do you have
to yell at her. Could she wander round the house in a
french-maid dress in latex?

princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-08 06:38 [#00506420]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker

Does she go all night?

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-08 06:38 [#00506421]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict

don't bother asking junktion, i'll sell three fathers for it
if i have to

Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-01-08 06:39 [#00506423]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #00506421

$2.800!

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:40 [#00506425]
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Having just spoken to her about it she's put up some
resistance and basically I can't sell her. I told her she
was being selfish but she refused. I'm sorry :(

princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-08 06:42 [#00506426]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00506425

THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-08 06:42 [#00506427]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to Junktion: #00506423

man don't get me started here!!!
$3000!!! PLUS two dads (one always goes fishing with
you, other one likes IDM)

giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-08 06:43 [#00506429]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Followup to princo: #00506426 | Show recordbag

I couldn't believe it!

Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-01-08 06:44 [#00506430]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #00506427

$4000! cuz I lost my dad (seriously...I can't find
him...i've looked in the closet and everything :P )

princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-08 06:44 [#00506431]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00506429

What kinda mother is she... JESUS!
Grrrr

Red from Hell (New Zealand) on 2003-01-08 06:44 [#00506433]
Points: 378 Status: Addict | Followup to giginger: #00506397

Whoa eat your heart out Eminiem

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-08 06:47 [#00506437]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict

ehm excuse me:
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Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-08 06:48 [#00506438]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict

own damn.. already ended..

HEY I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

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