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Let's talk bout women more and cheer ourselves up:))
 

Adobe from In my head on 2001-09-13 21:06 [#00031564]



Okay whose first ...my lass is lush-enough said


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-13 21:08 [#00031565]



mine just called me.



 

Adobe from In my head on 2001-09-13 21:11 [#00031567]



Nice:)

Well get to it then Syd:)


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-13 21:12 [#00031568]



we're having phone sex.

no. not really.

she's asking me what i want. a couple dvds or gran tourismo
3.

fuckin girls.

: )


 

Adobe from In my head on 2001-09-13 21:15 [#00031570]



The best Ive got out of my lass this week has been 2 slaps
and a knee to the groin for looking/staring rather too long
at other girls while out with her...heh


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-13 21:17 [#00031571]



wear sunglasses. they can't tell then
: )



 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-13 21:37 [#00031578]



that's cause you're a homo!
A HOMO!
HOMOFLEX! REHOMOFLEX!
HOMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

homo.


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-13 21:42 [#00031584]



not all are bad. most. not all.


 

F from G on 2001-09-13 21:51 [#00031588]



I'm too psychologically disturbed to form any sort of
meaningful relationship with another person, plus there's no
point in further populating the world with the miseralbe
likes of my genes or the genes of anyone else that could be
classified as human.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-13 22:22 [#00031596]



women...can't stand 'em, but can't fuck without them.


 

Adobe from In my head on 2001-09-13 22:39 [#00031604]



Sad Cunts:(


 

Adobe from In my head on 2001-09-13 22:43 [#00031605]



I doubt you've been close enough to one to even form an
opinion about them :) Internet Porn doesn't count:)


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-13 23:56 [#00031620]



it doesn't. oh. i'm sorry. (rub,rub,rub...)


 

the gurl with the stupid raver gurl site from where the grass is always greener on 2001-09-14 00:11 [#00031625]



well... well... well... Reflex you hate women? that is
really disappointing because I really thought .... well...
nevermind,
It's not just girls who suck, guys suck too, well not all
of them, I guess what I'm really trying to say is that you
can't judge everyone like that, I am not a bitch, or a
slut... not even the littlest bit, I guess it's because I
understand males more than females, sorry guys I'm
babbling...


 

((>e.V.o.L.u.M.e<)) from cold and balmy seattle on 2001-09-14 01:51 [#00031633]



girls... cant live with em... pass the beer.
actually, i cant see why anyone would want to be with
anything but girls. guys are all stinky and hairy and loud.
girls are soft and pretty and nice smelling (well, some
girls anyway). even if i were a girl, i think i would still
prefer girls.
oh and also,
girls got boobs.
i like boobs.
oh and my girl likes aphex twin and movies so i am pretty
set up.


 

George Lucas on 2001-09-14 01:56 [#00031635]



You may not believe this, you may already know about this
though. But you know Jar Jar Binks from The Phantom Menace,
well, for the franchise thing they have alot of shit and
action figures and among them was a Jar Jar Binks human size
blow-up doll; and it had some sort of blow-up sex doll sort
of things like a realistic mouth, i think, I didn't see what
they look like but I can imagine. Anyway, it was supposed to
be just a blow up Jar Jar Binks thing for kids to play with
in the pool or something, and kids had sex with it and it
was later taken of the shelves, recalled because of this.

And I guess mothers found out because they saw it happen or
something, then they reported it. I don't know.


 

the gurl with tha stupid raver girl site from inbetween the lines on 2001-09-14 07:03 [#00031717]



well... If you want to know what I was going to say I think
it's time you e-mailed me for once dont you think?
I was thinking that we should do something real soon ;) and
um ya, so e-mail me aight?


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-14 07:11 [#00031722]



can i email you as well? i saw your website and am very
strongly attracted to this particular hottie in the pictures
section i want you to hook me up with!


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-14 07:13 [#00031725]



it's not her that i want....
; )


 

S on 2001-09-14 08:29 [#00031797]



I'm starting to understand the physical and emotional
reaction men feel toward women... I didn't at first, but now
I understand that it's the same way I feel about penguins.
Do you get all tingly and funny feeling? Yep, that's the way
penguins make me feel... I love that feeling, I wish I lived
in the North Pole, I hear they have "emperor" penguins
there, WHOA MAMA!


 

Ralph on 2001-09-14 08:33 [#00031803]



I hear the Emporor Penguin is a real bitch though(and a slut
- I hear she once fucked four married penguins at one, she
was going down on them like a seal).


 

S on 2001-09-14 08:36 [#00031805]



I want to get a cuddly little mate and take turns hatching
eggs on our feet.


 

boxrocket on 2001-09-14 10:05 [#00031897]



women are the most dangerous thing on the face of the
planet. they are collectively a far more threatening force
to male humans than anything else on this planet. i am about
90% sure that a woman will be either directly or indirectly
responsible for my death, to a great extent. they hurt you,
they lie to you, they lie to themselves, they talk about
your private personal things to other people, they cheat on
you, they trap you into getting into arguments with them,
they deceive you, and so on and so on. yet in spite of all
this, WE LOVE WOMEN!! they're so fucking beautiful and they
sound and smell so nice, and they feel good too. i could not
possibly live without women in this world, they are one my
favorite things, even in light of all the bad experiences
i've had with them. every time one hurts me, i think the
answer is to go find another one. i suppose the point of
what i'm saying here in all this rambling is that the
subject of women is a confusing and painful one for me. but
i have to admit, it is much better than all this talk about
you-know-what.

---disclaimer--- by pointing out some of the things women
are notorious for, i am not saying that they are the only
creatures with these characteristic traits (as it may have
sounded like i was). i acknowledge that men act much the
same way at times too. i'm only venting anger, so pay it no
mind.


 

od from perth on 2001-09-14 15:49 [#00031959]



the girls i know are hilarious. i dont understand why so
many guys want girls that listen to idm....basically i dont
care what they listen to as long as they laugh a lot and get
pissed with us.


 

Purr Sent from Cat Fractions on 2001-09-14 16:27 [#00031961]



Wow, some of the men on here have freeeeaky fucking views on
women....

I like women, and I love my girlfriend. I think, generally,
that women behave better than most men. There are
exceptions, but thats what they are, exceptions.

I'm surprised any of you ever get laid at all with attitudes
like that. Maybe that's root of your problems! Talk it
through with the group. Let's emote. Group hug.


 

Captian Slipknot from www.mp3.com/chaka015 on 2001-09-14 18:24 [#00031964]



We need to organise a camp to turn these panzys into MEN
don't you think?

YEAH!


 

Netlon Sentinel from morf no on 2001-09-14 22:50 [#00032009]



heh. i got her on the phone right now. tellin' me "at the
next tone the time is 23:50"

*sighs*


 

thanksomuch from over yonder on 2001-09-16 16:10 [#00032495]



damn it relfex, you have issues. i hopew you find some girl
just like you, and you can populate the world with your
eveil, un-intelligent spawn.


 

ross on 2001-09-16 23:31 [#00032578]



yeah some guys here do have issues with girls..fuck, i guess
it depends where you're coming from, but girls arent as evil
as you're making them out to be, not at all..but then again,
that is personal opinion i suppose..most of my close friends
are girls, so that could also alter my opinion, ah well


 

Osama Bin Laden on 2001-09-16 23:41 [#00032580]



Ross, perhaps you being a homo sexual alters your perception
of women.


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-09-16 23:45 [#00032581]



Ok, lets get to the bottom of this....
Are chicks evil?

Well we all know that girls require time and money.

and we all know that time=money

so girls require money then

and we all know that money is the root of all evil.

so therefore girls=evil

ha ha ha, there! I solved it with math!

lol

no just kidding, girls kick ass!
;p


 

Osama Bin Laden on 2001-09-16 23:51 [#00032582]



Religion is the root of all evil. You can't buy catfood with
religion, but you can with money, so with money- Fluffy
lives a good healthy life; but with religion, Fluffy surely
looks at death.


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-09-17 00:10 [#00032584]



Hmmmm, you do have a point there.

i may have to rework my equasion


 

Ham Lincoln on 2001-09-17 02:40 [#00032617]



ha, ha, ha. Sure you did, reflex. Make sure you email that
"woman" that you were "talking" to earlier.


 

Ham Lincoln from repeating life above, laughing at the lonley. on 2001-09-17 02:41 [#00032620]



|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 01:17
09/14/2001
Gurly: no no no...... I hate women that are typical. you..
are not.. now lets finish what you was gonna say?..
hm,,,????? email me at least! I like ya.

the gurl with tha stupid raver girl site from inbetween the
lines on 08:03 09/14/2001
well... If you want to know what I was going to say I think
it's time you e-mailed me for once dont you think?
I was thinking that we should do something real soon ;) and
um ya, so e-mail me aight?

|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 08:09
09/14/2001
Definitly I will....

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 08:11 09/14/2001
can i email you as well? i saw your website and am very
strongly attracted to this particular hottie in the pictures
section i want you to hook me up with!

|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 08:12
09/14/2001
Sorry son.... Im gonna do something with her soon here..
hopefully eh!


 

Ham Lincoln on 2001-09-17 02:53 [#00032635]



Yeah, you'll be right.


 

Captian Slipknot on 2001-09-17 03:00 [#00032640]



I want to fuck kate moss right now.


 

Captian Slipknot on 2001-09-17 03:01 [#00032641]



And a long island iced tea.


 

Rufus Wainwright from the Village on 2001-09-17 03:06 [#00032645]



I want to fuck a coca-cola.


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-17 03:08 [#00032647]



I fucking hate you rufus.


 

Rufus Wainwright from the Village on 2001-09-17 03:17 [#00032651]



I'm a homo sexual and I make popular music, why am I such a
threat to you?


 

thanksomuch from over yonder on 2001-09-17 03:40 [#00032657]



reflex! how DARE you call me a nazi! heh...


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-09-17 05:17 [#00032815]



They should call it a large Island ice tea!

Wait no...Long is better.


 

A man with a hole in his penis on 2001-09-17 05:21 [#00032821]



long like my dick you faggot


 

aphydX on 2001-09-17 10:58 [#00032918]



i have never met a girl AFK that liked aphex twin ...

damn shame ...


 

Ewe Kay from K.U. on 2001-09-17 11:04 [#00032920]



REFLEX; "oh and i like women, actually the last two nights
out clubbing I grabbed many many womens asses, and such
other activities. but thats what happens when you go
clubbin. suck it."

Yeah, you like women, this is proven by your grabbing of
their asses when you go out. Duuuhrrrrr.



 

Ewe Kay from K.U. on 2001-09-17 11:16 [#00032930]



To be honest, if I liked a woman, I wouldn't grab her ass,
in order to show her some respect. Like I wouldn't grab her
tits. I don't think wanting to fuck someone is the same as
'liking' them.


 

Ewe Kay from K.U. on 2001-09-17 11:34 [#00032939]



Well if you grabbed the ass of any of the girls I know,
they'd kick yours. And these are fun-loving girls, but girls
who don't like to be treated as pieces of meat. And if you
grabbed my girlfriends ass, I'd knock you out. Simple as.


 

Ewe Kay from K.U. on 2001-09-17 11:57 [#00032967]



I go out quite a lot. Maybe things are different in London
than they are in Canada, but no-one grabs girl's asses in
clubs here, unless it's a ragga club, which is a different
kettle of fish. People would get slapped, and girls here are
often in the clubs with some scary fuckin cliques.

As for whether or not I'd not you out; well, let's not get
into dumb arguments like that. I'm never going to meet you,
so who cares. And hopefully you'll never grab my
girlfriend's arse (ass).


 

Ewe Kay from K.U. on 2001-09-17 11:58 [#00032968]



Sorry, missed the words 'I'd knock' out.
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


 


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