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my aunty just rrang and said she will be herre in 5 minutes. and i'm the only one in, what the hell will i say to herr ? |
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Tell her no-one is home :P |
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Lock the door. Head to the bathroom. Pretend you're constipated. You can't let her in if you're stuck on the toilet, can you? And it'll be your butt's fault, not yours. |
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thanks guys for those (pause) constructive idea's but therres no hope i am gonna have to face herr head on, so when i go offline, you know wherre i am. |
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What if your status slips to regular while you're gone? Are we to assume your auntie has bumped you off?! |
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Read the "Jeeves and Wooster" books- they have lots of ideas for dealing with aunts who turn up unannounced ;) |
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in trruth - yes, shes shorrt and mean and she takes no prrisonerrs |
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I love P G Wodehouse-I've read most his books, and the AUnts stories are F.A.B. |
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tell her theres a sale of bobble hats down at the local crafts shop, thatll keep her occupied for a few hours... or just play some afx and hope she runs away |
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lol i need the site and NOW, i have diahorrea frrom the worrrry... |
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i could *ponderrs overr the idea*, no it won't worrk, she has enough... |
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Plus I have an old one which has that nice "old book" smell :) |
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Nice--I love old books--there's an old bookshop nearby where I browse and buy old books :) Have you read the golf stories? I don't like golf, but I love the golf stories. |
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my "lift your skinny..." Cd case smells like vomit... |
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I haven't read those... what are they, stories about fictional golf games? |
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well she ain't herre yet... my mam should be in soon |
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS my mams back |
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Stories set in a golf club, narrated by the "oldest member", They're hilarious |
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Sounds pretty cool. I'll keep an eye out for them. Similair light, witty style to J&W I take it? |
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But of course :) Also, try and get the Psmith omnibus--really loved that one. |
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huh, greatest idea! i'm just headint to the library and now i know what to get. wodehouse. |
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Good Call. |
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Ceri, Marlowe and Neetta's literary triangle :) |
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Well, we're 3 well-read messageboard contributors :D |
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UPDATE - an hourr laterr afterr painful worrrrying the phone rrings "we went strraight home, c ya anotherr time" |
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haha, after all that |
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hahahha, that'd way, its not that bad being agoraphobic now and then ;*) I would have gone for the subtle waterballon toss on auntie from the roof technique.... drop a few pies maybe THE POWER OF THE WU! WU TANG! |
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