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offline Jedi Chris on 2002-12-31 04:38 [#00496204]
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So what are you gonna promise to do in the New Year??

I'm gonna try and post here more often than I have in the
past few months! I've been in hiding!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2002-12-31 04:41 [#00496207]
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I am gonna try and be nicer to people, especially my
girlfriend, who has put up with so much shit from me
recently.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 04:42 [#00496208]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



1. Diet again so I'm even more slender
2. Start my weightlifting again
3. Spend less and save more
4. Clean and sort out my lair
5. At least try to stop smoking
6. Get out more
7. Stop being such a fucking bitch

That should do I think.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-12-31 04:45 [#00496213]
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Do you really think that its possible for you to pull off
numbers 4, 6 and especially 7??!?!?

:P


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-31 04:48 [#00496218]
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1. To perform live at a venue other than "The Bedroom"

2. To DJ live with no headphones and get a few feet tapping

3. To have an inmovable benevelant spirit



 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 04:50 [#00496221]
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4 & 7 Nope, Not at all. But I feel better for saying i'll
try. }:> 6 certainly, I want to go to London to meet a good
friend and also go to Northern Ireland. It's the weekends I
have problems with cuz i'm so fucked from work. :/ I ensure
I go out at least once a month to meet up with my friends
but the rest of the time i'm too lazy.


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-31 05:28 [#00496280]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



yes ill try to be nicer (i just yelled against my
mother...)
i hate me i those moments
i got to be calm calm calm
nervosity is my worse enemy


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-12-31 05:36 [#00496293]
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I need to join a gym.... or do something with my lazy
ass !

and save up and go on holiday somewhere sunny


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-31 05:42 [#00496300]
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"and save up and go on holiday somewhere sunny"

YES. that's been too long for me.... i always end up buying
cds...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-12-31 05:45 [#00496305]
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I just want to survive another year


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 06:38 [#00496367]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



8. Stop drinking so much coffee
9. Bump more topics

Ugh. I hope this next year is a real good one, the last two
have been not so great. :/


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-31 06:43 [#00496370]
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We have the same resolutions except for 1 and 7.

Might I also add get a better job.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 06:46 [#00496372]
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My job blows. I work for a company in California but I work
remote from the NE of England.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-12-31 06:50 [#00496375]
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I'm also gonna work like a bitch so I can get to level 2, do
less work on the phones and get an extra grand a year


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 06:53 [#00496378]
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I want another grand a year ;.; and 2 months holiday time.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-12-31 06:56 [#00496381]
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I want to win the lottery and own a monkey farm


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-31 06:58 [#00496382]
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when i was small i used to say new yearrs rrevolutions (how
silly it now seems).

well lately i have developed a kinda pot belly. the rrest of
my body is as thin as it everr was barr this little hump at
the bottom of my stomach, so frrom now on i am gonna eat
well and do (some) exerrsize.

so have some prroperr brreakfast
have a small lunch as everr only now including fruit and
waterr rrather than pop.
and a prroperr meal on the night.

that way i won't be snacking all the time.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 07:00 [#00496384]
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Replace pop with water and that will be half the battle. I
am as slinkey as ever and it mostly went down after I quit
cola. The weightlifting helped too but not as much as
drinking water. ^-^


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 07:03 [#00496385]
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Water speeds up your metabolism and helps your body pass
around the fuel it needs to run correctly. Water helps your
body work the way it should and even slight dehydration can
cause you to get sleepy or slow down. Cola dehydrates you
and rots your bones as well as helping you gain weight. Also
cola is a big nasty corporation. I drink one tea with sugar
in the morning and while on my diet would only drink water
the rest of the day and I felt so much better for it.
S'really good.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-31 07:06 [#00496390]
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woah dident rrealise how vital drrinking waterr could be,
thanks.

btw at home i drrink tea allllllll day, is that bad...


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-12-31 07:09 [#00496397]
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New Year = New Woman


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 07:12 [#00496399]
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Yes it is bad. Drink only two cups a day with one sugar to
keep your blood sugar levels up but most people don't know
that Tea, Coffee and pop dehydrate you and provide no
benefit what so ever. You run on water, that is your fuel
and you must intake it regularly. It will help you on levels
you would never imagine. Water is very important.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-12-31 07:15 [#00496400]
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I will drink more water as one of my New Years resolutions
then.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2002-12-31 07:15 [#00496401]
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im gonna have a pure re-entry in smoking weed (irregularly
this time), after i stopped for almost 2 months now... #:P

thats easy i guess but glass_eaters and ecnadiarbs ideas are
reasonable.
so i also want to be nicer to women i know, esp to my mother
and my girl.
i almost already got rid of my nervousity since i finally
had a satisfying relationship for some time and stopped
smoking after it broke...


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-31 07:18 [#00496406]
Points: 3077 Status: Regular



my New Year's Resignation:

I WILL continue to fool myself into thinking that eating a
packet of spearmint leaves in the morning is as good as
brushing my teeth.

I WILL continue to make fun of Newsreaders, I will continue
to make fun of their hair, their face and how their heads
look like they're being swallowed by their necks.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-31 07:21 [#00496408]
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"I WILL continue to fool myself into thinking that eating a
packet of spearmint leaves in the morning is as good as
brushing my teeth"

HAHAHAHA


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-31 07:22 [#00496409]
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=D


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 07:27 [#00496413]
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*shudders* TeethJam


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-31 07:28 [#00496415]
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Ewww!!!

*runs to mirror gasping*


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-31 07:29 [#00496417]
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me new years resolution is to be more like marlowe.

he is just so damn funny!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-31 07:30 [#00496418]
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haha


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-12-31 07:30 [#00496419]
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by honing your comedic skills eh?



 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-31 07:30 [#00496421]
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oh yes

its all in the timing, see?


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-31 07:31 [#00496422]
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*looks from person to person*

"Wha? Are you all talking to me?? I didn't say anything!
I-"

Nyeah!

*runs off into the distance*


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-31 07:34 [#00496425]
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Fuck you


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-12-31 07:35 [#00496427]
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Man, there's some bitterness masquerading as mockery on the
board today.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-31 07:36 [#00496429]
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awwww



 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-31 07:38 [#00496433]
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*coughs and looks at Dolleater sternly*

I WILL continue to tell my three-year-old son that the sign
on the elephant ride outside the supermarket says "Ride is
broken" when it really says "$2 A Ride". I don't care if
it's stuffing up his reading skills, $2 for a ride is a
rip-off.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-31 07:42 [#00496442]
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therre is only one prroble with that, i don't have sugarr in
my tea... does that matterr, and i can't put any in coz it
makes my sick the taste of it.

(i used to have sugarr but i cut it out about 2 yearr ago
coz it was unhealthy)


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-31 07:43 [#00496443]
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I dont know where you got comedic timing from, but I have an
idea. Its not my fault if your disliked by certian people.
Thanks for awwing queer :D


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 07:43 [#00496444]
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haha


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-31 07:45 [#00496445]
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:-\


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-31 07:47 [#00496447]
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thanks for using a term for homosexuals in a dereogatory
way.

you're one stand up kind of guy.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-31 07:50 [#00496452]
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Im sorry I offended you, I will try to be more compassionate
to you and the many that live your alternative lifestyle.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 07:50 [#00496453]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00496442



Well if thats the case try and cut down on the tea also. You
need some sugar in your diet but not too much. If you cut
down on snacks (they will thus taste better when you do have
them) you have to make sure you have some sugar. I do this
by having a cup of tea with one sugar in on the morning but
you will have to alter this for your own needs. I put on
quite a bit of weight but my avatar is actually how my tummy
looks now. 10 push ups a night is better then no exercise
and will work your whole body out. Most of the time people
eat more then they need as it's the trends on the time to
submit to the shiny wrapping paper of a chocolate bar that
when you are eating only what you need quite frankly makes
you sick as it has way too much sugar and fatty crap in. I
used to only drink water during the week and only treat
myself to sweets on the weekend but if you are too strict to
start with you can put yourself off the idea of a diet. The
best to think is if your stomach is rumbling about 30 mins
before your next meal you are eating just enough and burning
off what you eat. You can give into temptation but it has a
price, nothing to kill yourself over but remember to take
care what you eat. It is natural to feel hungry, if you
never feel hungry you are eating too much.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-31 07:51 [#00496454]
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is that supposed to be an insult?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-31 07:53 [#00496455]
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If you are dissing gays you want to fucking drop this now. I
have seen too many of my gay friends in tears because some
bigot was mouthing off to put up with that shit. Don't go
there dude, kay?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2002-12-31 07:54 [#00496458]
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Y'all turning into little bitches. Vaseline is int he
corner make sure you use plenty. Also it would be
inadvisable to walk home.


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-31 07:54 [#00496459]
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*steps bacck from the action, laughs nervously*

Well, looks like its time for another of Toejam's New Year's
Resignations!!

I WILL not stop doing the knock-knock joke I made up last
year:
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ididap"
"I didap who?"
"Ha-ha, you said "I did a poo!"

I'm very proud of that joke.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-31 07:55 [#00496460]
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well i do about 20 pushups and many sit ups with a bit of
jogging on the spot and starr jumps, and a worrk out on the
dumbells. just to get a sweat on. (as of 2 days ago)


 


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