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Shall I break my celibate?
 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-27 15:18 [#00492863]
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Somewhere in november I promised myself to not fall in love
or go girlhunting, or whatever. For the rest of the year!
But...

I'm having hormone troubles right now!!!
Shall I give it up with only 4 days to go
and just go girlhunting?!


 

offline xceque on 2002-12-27 15:20 [#00492866]
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You can find someone in 4 days? What's your secret??????!


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-12-27 15:23 [#00492873]
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lol, be strong man! I don't know why you made this promise
to yourself... but i imagine you must have had a good reason
for it. So now stick with it! It'll be a good feeling in 4
days, if you kept your promise...

btw. i finally saw the voedingscentrum-commercial... creepy
stuff :-s... i feel like they're trying to brainwash me...
*whispers: voedingscentrum voedingscentrum
voedingscentrum
"... one of the weirdest commercials i've
ever seen.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-27 15:25 [#00492879]
Points: 1722 Status: Regular | Followup to xceque: #00492866



dont tell anyone... between you and me okay???

[secret mode]
You dont go actually hunting, but you just walk into anybar
and order something. Stand there and just ignore every girl,
but think " I am sexy, you want me, you want me because you
cant keep your eyes off of me" etc...
In this way, you will be radiating pleasure and tadaaa!
[/secret mode]

well, to tell you the truth... I cant, but I'm that
desperate that I am willing to believe in something I know
will never happen (at least, not within four days)


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-27 15:26 [#00492880]
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That "voedingcentrum" commercial was one of the reasons...


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-12-27 15:28 [#00492881]
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you should wait, then grab a girl at midnight on new years
eve

You could use it as a chat up line, tell the girl you've
been cursed for a year then ask her if she'll kiss you at
midnight to "Break the spell" =oD


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-27 15:28 [#00492883]
Points: 4130 Status: Addict



cut off your lil man and you should be ok, if you really
promised yourself never to go out with a women

Or join a church and become a priest, or a monk, that might
be a little less painfull

or get a friend to put an electric dog collar on you, and
whenever you try and shag a chick, he can zap you

YES!

haha


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-27 15:33 [#00492887]
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pOgO, Mickey, you are both Geniuses!
I'll wear the collar, AND grab the chick at midnight!

I like it kinky you know

(maybe that explains..... ;) )


 


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