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Time for me to quit my job. I have a myriad of reason why I should. Some are: No benefits, crap wages, no christmas bonus, a manager that thinks she is god and justifies being mean and rude just because she is old and senile. No one that works there is anywhere near my age... all + 30 women, I am the only man left who didnt get axed by the phyco dike manager. Plus I work the hardest there (being the person in charge of all store shipments and stock, lifting 20 + 100 pound boxes daily). This might just be the worst job I have ever had. Plus the guitar center is hiring me in the electronic music department, and the people their are way more friendly and the pay is much better. I managed to be able to eat all the merchandise I want, and slack off, and I even have a flexible scheduale, so I can show up whenever when I am schedualed. But that by no means compensates for how crap the job is. So I am quiting tommorow. I have quit jobs pretty dramatically in the past, telling off every one on my last delivery job and taking a 20 out of the register, and on one previous job I just stopped showing up ignoring phone calls, and just came a week later and picked up my pay check. This time though I want it to beat ALL. I want it to be the best dramatic job quitting experience EVER! 1) I was thinking of this: Having my friend who works there, put on a b-side to a old broadway musical, dim the lights, and have me strip down to just my pants in the middle of the store singing why this job blows and then have a chorus stucture ending every other phase with I quit. A parody to a 40's broadway type thing 2) Wait until the next shipment, and wait untill the manager says something rude... and tell her off and make a HUGE scene. 3) Announce over the loudspeaker why this job is the worst job ever, why no one should shop here... etc. Then put on a brutal hard noise track of mine, and leave with my pay check. I am getting a friend to record this on video so I can post it on my music site I will be launching. It should b |
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It should be fun. Maybe get some mutiple angles going.... What do you all think, any suggestions? What are your best job quiting experiences? Tommorow should be fun 8^D |
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holy shit! get a friend to film this please! btw: where do you work? a record store or something? sounds ass either way, good luck quitting :D |
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LOL, one day I got fired from my first job, all of the sudden, after three months....that was fun........... |
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1) I was thinking of this: Having my friend who works there, put on a b-side to a old broadway musical, dim the lights, and have me strip down to just my pants in the middle of the store singing why this job blows and then have a chorus stucture ending every other phase with I quit. A parody to a 40's broadway type thing Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.... 2) Wait until the next shipment, and wait untill the manager says something rude... and tell her off and make a HUGE scene. Watch the bitch be nice because she senses something is wrong. Bitchy bitches have an extra gland that lets them sense these things and find out when it's safe to be a bitch. 3) Announce over the loudspeaker why this job is the worst job ever, why no one should shop here... etc. Then put on a brutal hard noise track of mine, and leave with my pay check. I like this one! It's your music so it's personal, and it affects their bottom line. Have an escape route planned. |
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"Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.... " hahahha I work at a Harry and David store BlatantEcho, which is a store filled with ridiculously expensive food merchandise for rich snooty people. At least that is the type of people we get in this store Yes I like the third idea best, because I could just leave the cd-r in the cdplayer and crank it up to ear blasting levels! Then scream out profanities on the way out... stuff like, fack you, and you and you and you and you, I quit I would also like to throw a pie at the manager! But she might sue... so I dont know... maybe just a pie tin filled with whip cream. 8^D hahaha, I will definatly post a link to the video here! |
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I should have been promoted to assistant manager, but instead she got someone completly new for the job, which is another reason why I am quiting. |
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oh, harry and david, yeah, you guys sell those oriental crackers, which are good, but way expensive. you can get them @ costco for less too :p ------------- i want a full report on job quitting, including incriminating pictures and video! enjoy :) |
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I think we xltronic users should officially boycott Harry & David who will stand with me?! |
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YES! BOYCOTT THEIR FOOD MADE FROM UNDERPAID FARMERS AND WORKERS AND SOLD FOR RIDICULOUS PRICES! My revenge will be swift and merciless! I hope she likes PIE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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I'd never do that. I'm exceptionally dull in the real world. The world needs someone who will do something like this though. |
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I think the good old "FUCK....OFF!" said to the bosses face has been a popular one. |
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Tell her you want to quit the job with your mouth full of marshmallows and walk in some fresh shit before you come to the shop. |
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ps. won't your next jobs employer want to contact this one maybe to see if they should hire you? |
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"Tell her you want to quit the job with your mouth full of marshmallows and walk in some fresh shit before you come to the shop. " Hahahha! wMw I allready got the job at guitar center, plus, my record at my old jobs and even this job I am quiting now is flawless. If they said or even implied that I didnt do my job then they would be lieing and would get some serious shit from me. What I like about this quiting this job is, I totally arranged the stock room and catagorized it using my own system. So when I leave, they will be up shit creek because I am taking my notes and files with me that tell how to figuere it all out. Sucks to be them. I can just see it now, them running around the back room like chickens with their heads cut off. Car drive to work = 3.00 (gas money) Camcorder tape = 5.00 Cost of telling of your boss and coworkers over the store loudspeaker, thowing a pie at the manager, and blasting some noise.......... and capturing it on video........... Priceless |
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