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offline Anus_Presley on 2002-12-13 15:13 [#00480170]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



frrom my mate frrom somewherre.

Start.

why..to close down windows..ya have 2 click start ?

and u know that indistructable black box on aeroplanes..why
ainty the whole plane made outta it

and have ya noticed..ya neva eva see the headline "physcic
wins lottery"

and why do they sterilize the needle on a lethal injection

new and impreved tasting dog food
who the fuck tastes it

why is lemon juice made wiv artificial flavour and washing
up liquid made wiv real lemons

why do doctors call what they do..practice!

the sun lightens out hair..but darkens our skin WHHHHY

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offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 15:25 [#00480181]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



hehe :)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-12-13 15:50 [#00480236]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



''and u know that indistructable black box on
aeroplanes..why
ainty the whole plane made outta it ''

Ha! An oldie but a goodie!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-13 15:53 [#00480241]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



''and u know that indistructable black box on
aeroplanes..why
ainty the whole plane made outta it ''

there is a technical reason, but I wont go into it, as not
to be the party pooper.



 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-13 16:11 [#00480258]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zeus: #00480241



too late! lol


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 16:11 [#00480259]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zeus: #00480241



aka: the plane would have to be filled with a really high
wax, the skin made of double layers of a special metal, and
the digital state parameters replaced with people who can
stand an impace of 100gs

also, the people would have to be desinged to be submerged
in burning jet fuel for 30 minutes without burning, or
underwater for 30 days without leaking.
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offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 16:13 [#00480263]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



of course, this would weigh so much as to push a planes MTOW
to an extent that it would take a multiude of engines to
lift it off the ground, but not enough room for fuel to have
any range or enough payload to be able to carry anything
anywhere.
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I am sure there are equally legit reasons for the other
ones, but then again, they aren't meant to be thought much
about. :)


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-12-13 19:08 [#00480484]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Even black boxes sometimes don't survive crashes


 


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