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Anus_Presley
on 2002-12-13 15:13 [#00480170]
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frrom my mate frrom somewherre.
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why..to close down windows..ya have 2 click start ?
and u know that indistructable black box on aeroplanes..why ainty the whole plane made outta it
and have ya noticed..ya neva eva see the headline "physcic wins lottery"
and why do they sterilize the needle on a lethal injection
new and impreved tasting dog food who the fuck tastes it
why is lemon juice made wiv artificial flavour and washing up liquid made wiv real lemons
why do doctors call what they do..practice!
the sun lightens out hair..but darkens our skin WHHHHY
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 15:25 [#00480181]
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hehe :)
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-12-13 15:50 [#00480236]
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''and u know that indistructable black box on aeroplanes..why
ainty the whole plane made outta it ''
Ha! An oldie but a goodie!
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-13 15:53 [#00480241]
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''and u know that indistructable black box on aeroplanes..why ainty the whole plane made outta it ''
there is a technical reason, but I wont go into it, as not to be the party pooper.
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-13 16:11 [#00480258]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zeus: #00480241
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too late! lol
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 16:11 [#00480259]
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aka: the plane would have to be filled with a really high wax, the skin made of double layers of a special metal, and the digital state parameters replaced with people who can stand an impace of 100gs
also, the people would have to be desinged to be submerged in burning jet fuel for 30 minutes without burning, or underwater for 30 days without leaking.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-12-13 16:13 [#00480263]
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of course, this would weigh so much as to push a planes MTOW to an extent that it would take a multiude of engines to lift it off the ground, but not enough room for fuel to have any range or enough payload to be able to carry anything anywhere.
----------------------------------------------- I am sure there are equally legit reasons for the other ones, but then again, they aren't meant to be thought much about. :)
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-12-13 19:08 [#00480484]
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Even black boxes sometimes don't survive crashes
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