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offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 06:49 [#00476249]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



mine is:
Win 40 lbs.of lobster!

i used to work on a company that mainly spammed :( i feel
awful


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-12-10 06:51 [#00476254]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #00476249 | Show recordbag



If my company spammed I'd have no qualms about reporting
them. Spam ruins the internet.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 06:52 [#00476258]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Here's mine:

ATTN:PRESIDENT/CEO

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
JOHNSON AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE, FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING
THE MONEY
ON OUR BEHALF. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE,
SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (JOHNSON) WHO
HAS THE MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID
FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY,
BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO
WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL
COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND



 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 06:53 [#00476259]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



but they had this terror hold on me

hahah serves them right to be bankcrupt


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 06:53 [#00476260]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



(continued)

NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
EMAIL ADDRESS(sesko34@netscape.net)
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO



 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-12-10 06:55 [#00476262]
Points: 9989 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



i never open spam mails. too afraid of viruses.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 06:56 [#00476264]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



i didn't open this one. the subject said it all.

Win 40 lbs.of lobster!

i mean, come on.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-10 06:58 [#00476265]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



what's wrong with lobster?

i thought you were hungry ;)


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 06:59 [#00476266]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



i'm a vegan thank you very much :)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-12-10 07:02 [#00476269]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I enjoy it whenever I get a breast enlargement spam at the
same time as a penis enlargement spam. How did they find out
I'm a pre-op?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 07:02 [#00476270]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



19 AND vegan? For how long have you been vegan?


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 07:02 [#00476271]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



hehe, our company for our Christmas do last year shipped
over live lobsters from Maine in the US, its a veterinary
company which is a bit ironic.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 07:04 [#00476272]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00476270



since august i guess


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 07:05 [#00476273]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to neetta: #00476272



Ahh, Ok then, I DID think you were a little too young to be
vegan for a longer time... Well, good luck.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 07:06 [#00476274]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00476273



i know. that is why i am extra-careful of what i eat.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 07:09 [#00476277]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to neetta: #00476274



Yes, being vegan requires a lot of research and careful
listening to what your body has to say. Is your fionce a
vegan too? I think it's easier to start in couples.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 07:10 [#00476279]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



yes he is. also our closest 'friend-couple' (oh god that is
so middle class) are vegans too. they are older and wiser
vegans so basically i get very good info from them.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 07:15 [#00476285]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to neetta: #00476279



Haha, yes, that's so white-middleclass that it's funny, but
what can you do, we all have our cross to bear, eh? Anyway,
a good start into veganism, I'd say. I just hope that it
doesn't eventually happen that one of you decides to stop
being vegan as it will make it a lot harder for the other
one...


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-10 07:16 [#00476286]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



stupid spam-idiots keep sending me penis-enlargement stuff

*sigh*

man...

how do they know?! :P


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 07:21 [#00476289]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Hmmm, seriously now, people on hotmail seem to have much
more problems with this than us on yahoo. Yahoo has a much
better spamguard filter I'd say. Consider switching to
yahoo, all of you...


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 07:24 [#00476291]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



i have a totally private mail box on a friends server but
still i get spam


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-10 07:25 [#00476292]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00476279



Hang on, you are a VEGAN and you worry that saying
"friend-couple" is middle class?

(just kidding )


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 07:26 [#00476293]
Points: 6574 Status: Addict



i had one the other day which consisted of 5 large jpegs of
freaky looking canadian christians playing guitars and
posing for group photos. I'm still not sure if it _is_
actually spam, god knows what else it would be though.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 07:26 [#00476294]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to neetta: #00476291



Strange. I never get spam here on my job account. Hmmm,
probably you shouldn't leave your email addy anywhere.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-10 07:30 [#00476296]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



i'd rather look at my spam as if it's fanmail..
keeps me alive :)

but i don't get that much spam...



 


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