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In response to the (God...) thread. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You Are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks whos makin' the movie, were gonna make them eat our shit: then shit out our shit: and then eat thier shit thats made out of our shit that we made them eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love Jay & Silent Bob |
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"I'll make them pay!" (said in gritty 8 bit voice) |
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JAY Check this out, he's from Russia. GIRL 1 No way. JAY I swear to God. Silent Bob, am I lying? SILENT BOB shakes his head: JAY See? And Silent Bob never told a lie in his life. GIRL 2 What part of Russia? JAY I don't fucking know. What am I, his biographer? (to OLAF) Olaf, what part of Russia are you from? OLAF looks quizzically at SILENT BOB. SILENT BOB (in Russian) Home. OLAF (comprehending) Moscow. GIRL 1 He only speaks Russian? JAY He knows some English, but he can't not speak it good like we do. GIRL 2 Is he staying here? JAY He's moving to the big city next week. He wants to be a metal singer. GIRL 1 No way! JAY Swear. (to OLAF) Olaf, metal! OLAF makes a metal face. JAY That's his fucking metal face. (to OLAF) Olaf, girls nice? OLAF looks the girls up and down. OLAF Skrelnick. JAY (laughs) That's fucked up. GIRL 1 What did he say? JAY I don't know, man. He's a fucking character. GIRL 2 He really wants to play metal? JAY He's got his own band in Moscow. It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that. GIRL 1 That doesn't sound metal. JAY You gotta hear him sing. (to OLAF) Olaf, "Berserker!" OLAF laughs and shakes his head. JAY Come on, man, "Berserker!" GIRL 2 Does he sing in English or Russian? JAY English. (to OLAF) Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy. OLAF (relents) Da. Da. JAY He's gonna sing it. This is too funny. OLAF (in broken English) MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER! JAY (laughing) That's fucking funny, man! GIRL 1 Did he say "making fuck?" JAY Wait, there's more. (to OLAF) Olaf: sing... (makes pot-smoking face) OLAF (nods in understanding) MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A ROCK BERSERKER!WOULD YOU LIKE TO SMOKE SOME POT? BERSERKER! OLAF busts a crimson |
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OLAF busts a crimson metal sneer and cackles deeply. CUT TO: INT: VIDEO STORE. DAY RANDAL leans back in his chair, staring up at the TV. The theme to Star Wars plays. He stands, points the remote, clicks the TV off, and ponders. CUT TO: EXT: VIDEO STORE. DAY RANDAL locks the door and walks away, while OLAF sings for the small crowd. OLAF MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK BERSERKER!WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK? BERSERKER! |
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hahaha that was awesome! Olaf berserker! |
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what movies that from. |
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Jay + Silent Bob strike back! lovely film! :D |
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nah.. thats from "Clerks" - the first one Jay and Bob appear in.. |
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Bobo Kitty Fuck |
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Do you have the script or something, Damn yous guys. Damn yous all to hell! |
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The 1st post I was on about. |
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go here for many, MANY scripts.. |
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