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If Richard dies.....
 

tiltaanndwaxxtheeenipped from austria (westside) on 2001-09-04 18:13 [#00029426]



....I would drive my car against a wall while playing "come
to daddy" in max. volume!

And you?


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-09-04 18:24 [#00029428]



Id sell my-self to scientists for medical experiments.


 

Bogus on 2001-09-04 20:08 [#00029435]



I wouldn't care


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-09-04 20:34 [#00029439]



I'd steal his skin and wear it and make millions of dollars
and drive a tank.


 

|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-09-04 20:53 [#00029444]



Id go out and buy a hat or two from jammers.


 

orbit on 2001-09-04 21:20 [#00029451]



i'd take his place as best all around electronic musician



 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-09-04 21:25 [#00029454]



I'd kill you for saying you'd drive your car against a wall
while playing "come to daddy" in max. volume, before you did
it.


 

thanksomuch from over here on 2001-09-04 22:46 [#00029466]



i would pounce his remains,a dn manually remove any semen
left and artificially inseminate myself, and have his
child... i'd keep serval bottles of his man chowder in the
freezer in case any thing went wrong...


 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-09-04 23:47 [#00029473]



ewww...i bet you could get good money for it though. maybe
i'll do that if i ever become famous...


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from ardmore on 2001-09-05 00:39 [#00029481]



I would simply go on with my life...life doesn't end cause
another ends theirs. Fuck driving in a wall. Suicide is
for the birds and fuckers that have no balls to keep on
living.

Others would continue his onslaught!


 

|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-09-05 01:24 [#00029483]



I WILL CONTINUE TO WORK ON 97th STREET.


 

H3ll0 :) on 2001-09-05 05:42 [#00029512]



I would seduce innocent young girls into my flat, and
convince them to take off their shirts. Then I would tie
them down and carve afx symbols in their chest. Then I would
leave them to die at the side of a raveen.


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-05 06:03 [#00029514]



richard will die. so i guess you mean when?

i'd be upset, as i like him.


 

richard d james on 2001-09-05 18:27 [#00029649]



i wouldn't care


 

dadonck on 2001-09-05 19:11 [#00029658]



...he would become a big popstar


 

Funny Little Man on 2001-09-05 19:40 [#00029661]



It would be horrible but there are other good talented
musicians to listen to.
Like Incubus!!
This is going to be a hell of a month. First 22 october
Drukqs and 23 october Morning View.

Whoopie can't wait


 

sandcrab from freaking out on 2001-09-05 23:02 [#00029701]



I would stop wearing shirts and start wearing cordroy
bellbottoms, and then walk around down town starting fights
with fat people...


 

::|REFLEX TWIN|:: from London on 2001-09-06 17:35 [#00029858]



If Richard died? I would travel to the darkest place on
Earth, take all my friends and family with me. We would all
drop to our knees, put our heads in our hands, and cry for
the rest of eternity.


 

Mylanta Jones on 2001-09-06 23:09 [#00029910]



I would get really really piss drunk..fly to the UK find
his grave..and proceed to piss on it...then I would pass
out...i would awake in a turkish prison with my pants around
my ankles....i dropped the soap....


 

od from perth on 2001-09-07 04:47 [#00029949]



i honestly think that no one wold care if they died. coz if
tey die they dont exactly go "shit, man i wish i was alive
still" coz youre too dead to think.

i dont like the idea of dying much tho...

ifrich dies id prolly look for a web site devoted to
"richard sitings"

coz he's really elvis. etc...


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-09-07 05:35 [#00029952]



On second thought, I would just plaster his picture over my
Aaliyah memorial.

sorry that was in bad taste


 

rF from tafe on 2001-09-07 06:27 [#00029956]



Clone him.


 

rF from tafe on 2001-09-07 06:28 [#00029957]



Then there could be a 'Rich vs. Rich' or 'Rich & Rich & Rich
& Rich' album..


 

::|REFLEX TWIN|:: from London on 2001-09-07 06:42 [#00029962]



Richard is actually Jesus. He returned to earth in the form
of a talented electronic musician to win over the kids, and
he is a merry japester which indeed makes him popular with
the adults. He will not stop until the whole world is in
love with him once again, then BAM! They all go straight to
hell! Click HERE to listen to what hell sounds
like. Be WARNED, it is not suitable for young children or
fuckwits who don't know a parody when they hear it. They are
real sounds from hell, heard and recorded by russian miners
who dug deep enough to hear the tormented screams of a
million SINNERS.

Hey, what's with all this Aaliyah bullshit I see around me?
Nobody liked her when she was alive, but now she's dead they
all suddenly fucking worship the ground she lives in. Get
real people! I'm sure every time someone like her dies, a
thousand people die who actually brought something genuinely
meaningful to the world. Do not get me wrong, I'm not having
a go at Aaliyah and I am sad she had to die, but I think the
public and the media are taking this a bit far.


 

Sound Assassin from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-07 09:09 [#00029977]



If he does die he should have an interesting send off....

All attending should have to wear donkey rhubarb
costumes...

have fun.


 

M35ca1!n3 on 2001-09-07 10:01 [#00029987]



I'll eat myself off!


 

Deputy Bear from the Styled West on 2001-09-07 10:40 [#00029992]



As I'm sure Richard wouldn't give a fuck if I died, I'd
return the favour if he died.

There are some fucking sad geeky groupies on this board.
Jeeesus....


 

Streamer on 2001-09-07 11:02 [#00029996]



Agreed.
If he did die prematurely, it would probably send some of
the geeks on here to new depths, spending all their time
debating whether he was a a supernatural intergalactic
space-being who briefly visited our meagre planet, or indeed
The Second Coming.
He's just an ordinary geeza.


 


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