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You know the sort of scenario. You come away with some comment and it goes down lie a tonne of bricks. For example I remember when I stated that bourbon biscuits tasted of pigs. Then there was the time I did my crying baby impersonation... don't be shy |
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sometimes I do this on purpose just to see how people will react, like in the middle of a converstaion (with friends) I'll just insult someone. I enjoy unbridled madness. I can't think of a unintentional moment right now.... |
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Ok I remember - Thanksgiving morning 1-2 years ago I was hung over making breakfast and without even knowing it I said "where the fuck is the god damn butter" My brain didn't process that my family was sitting and eating behind me, a little embarrasing. |
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that's not quite what I meant but I can see how it wiuld cause some mutaul embarrasment :D |
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my frirends dad is camp, and this camp look-a-like of his was on TV and i went "haha its so and so's dad", forrgetting she was in the rroom. |
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really anus_Presley this is interesting mmhhmm |
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just so you know, i wasent making fun of him, he's a nice guy, they werre just verry similarr. |
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sorry dude I didn't mean to be rude I'm feeling a tad tetchy (NNOO!) |
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I'm in a fucking stinking rrotten mood tonight, i'm so mad. |
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And then there was this time when I pre-empted peoples responses:-/) |
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went to a Blues/soley gig in Liverpool years ago - was a bit pissed... they glided on stage, the place went quiet, she (the lead singer) spoke softly "so.... you wanna hear some of my soul?".... to which I replied (a little too loud!) "nnNOOO!"......... ....... ..... ...."oooOOKAYYYYYY"..... part of me died that night. |
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woohoo... 1 point! my first post! (and my text in the chevrons didn't come out :(....) |
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:-) |
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I remember at this one Chocolate sale they had at my Middle School the big fat dude that was talking about it was like DO YOU WANT TO SELL CHOCOLATE! and everyone was like yeah! and I thought i was gonna say no but right when i screamed it at the top of my lungs EVERYONE stopped sayin yeah and it was dead silent and my scream like Echoed, i almost pissed myself it was so embarrasing |
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At my work (rock climbing facility) we have classes fo little 5 to 8 year olds who come and we teach them how to climb. At the end, their parents come to the wall to get their kids, and I say thank you and such, and then they leave. Yesterday, I was pissed at this guy at work when the kids were leaving, and I wanted to scream the guy. But I forgot to say thank you, and turned around and yelled to the kids and their parents "Fuck you very much!!" Very embarassing |
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that time I killed someone, and, like, got caught.. whew, man, was THAT ever embarassing! |
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I once stayed up for 4 days straight,. and ended up sleeping in front of my house on a park bench that I had sitting just outside my door,. there is a busy bus stop 2 houses down,.. and was only awoken by 5 of my friends when they got back from school,.. |
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In an effort to get up a set of stairs at my school first, I tripped up on one an landed flat on my face. Someone said "Gee, that was professional!" |
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i don't remember when i was last embarred |
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I no talk, so I no make mistake. |
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a freuidian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother. |
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No, that's an Oedipus Rex... ;) |
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so is the title of the thread an intentional embarring slip up or un intentional one? |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i didn't even notice that jokes on you Vit C! *points and laughs* :) |
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I have a co-worker who's name is Aretha and as I was about to call her name i said "urethra"...luckly she didn't hear the first time. |
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Here on the moon, I was playing some good ol fasioned cribage with Dino the last dinosaur... and I got up to go get my crack pipe from which I tripped on the bag of cocaine on the floor and ended up enhailing massive amounts... Dino and I sure have had some laughs over that little accident. I shat on a little kid once who was eating ice cream down by the river..... just some random kid.. eating ice cream..... the...... BAM! I puch out a nice log on his golden head.... that was kinda embarissing... but then I ended up eating the kid and wearing his skin as a shaw to through around my neck. Keeps me warm on those cold winter mournings here |
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Of course I had to sun dry the skin for a while on the line.... and scrape some of the excess off, but all in all its a good little scarf. Nothing beats human skin... it just hangs so well... and its so warm. *goes back to hiding in the sewer* |
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