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if you were to quit a job you hate / are in, how would you go about it, and what do you think would be the best way to do it? |
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Heres what id do: get a whole bunch of post it notes. right on them "POST IT NOTE #" and then make around oh i don't know...quite a lot :) then post them all inside his office. |
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steve, um. did you try to quit the board that one time then? |
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actually, mine was wait till everyone leaves, take your pants off, get a barrel of metamucil chili and um... yeah ;x walk around a bit |
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yes...but i had backwards thinking back then. refer to it not... |
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k�nnen Sie mein Bett na�machen und mir Liebe geben? |
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you and your krazy bakwords talk |
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elektrischer Musikgeliebter! |
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Wenn nur Sie konnten, ich meine Eier scrambed! |
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just dont go there anymore, until they fire you !? How about that |
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here is a classic situation from my work (note that slang has been changed to protect the innocent) boss: hey matt, you put down here that you worked from 12:00 till 8:30, but I know you left at 7:30 me: yeah, I was trying to get more money out of you boss: *stunned* you know, you're too honest me: so are you going to dock my pay? boss: umm, ok finish this batch of dough for me and we'll call it even ok, me: can I get a free pizza too? boss: don't push your luck |
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i worked at supermom's deli and fantasized about opening the drain on the boasters and letting the nasty chickeny oil pour out onto the floor leaving a mess that would take days to clean up and walk out laughing hysterically at my manager. there were other fantasies, but i always dreamed of releasing the oil. |
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"broasters" |
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that is the best quit fant. I've ever heard |
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i should have done it! my friend worked at davanni's (pizza place) in uptown (very popular, busy area). one friday when it was just him, the cook and his supervisor and it was the busiest he'd ever seen it he told of his supervisor in front of a large crowd of very hungy people and left. apparently it felt really good, caues i never heard the end of it, and i was always jealous cause i couldn't afford to quit my shitty job. |
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driving the forklift into the city :) |
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Hahahaha You want to hear how I quit my pizz job: One day I went out for a delivery, and before I left the shop I asked the manger, ARE you SURE that this is everything, because it was a big order (150 bucks worth), and he said: yes I am positive. So I jammed all the pizza junk into my car and speed off to the place. I got their and handed everything out, and when I was done the guy was like..... "Ummm. Where is my 2 bottles of coke, and my small chesse?" so I called my boss on the celly and he said "oh , crap sorry.." I went back and gave the man his shit, and then heard him say "Your boss said you forgot them... so I am not going to tip you as much as i would have". So I took the money (five frukin bucks for 150 dollars worth of pizza!!!!) and then kicked over his pile of large pizzas and told him to fack off and speed to the shop. I went up to my boss and said "why did you tell that guy that I messed up the order when you messed it up?" he said, well... um... its for the best of the buisness, so I went to the cash register picked out a twenty for my full tip and basically told him to fark off, I picked up my paycheck and never seen the man since... That was a pretty dramatic time.. HAHAHHA! GOOD TIMES NOODLE SALAD! w00t! |
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go and tell ur boss: I need to put this bunch of clips in ur rectum and start histerycal friction with my dick on them to try to realize how deep I can go in painfull situations. |
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I'd just change all the database passwords, and shut em down afterwards. I also would sabotage the backup-machine, in order to cripple the organization for days. But I only would do this if I got seriously B*ttf**ked here. I mean when they pull tricks on me, I will have the last laugh. |
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hum.. the computer guy here left me as administrator some day by mistake. I can REALLY fuck it all up!! And I work 4 the government! |
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hehe like i did : just be sick as much as possible (not possible) they will ask then that u never leave the place again...but realllly often! and then just come up with a stupid story like ur aunt is in hospital...they wont let u go, insist, they will shout out, insist, then say i'm out :) |
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does not work always i was on sickleave for 3 weeks before quitting. i really thought they'd fire me and when i quit they were all 'please don't quit' |
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being sick is a worker's right |
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mickey, you legend |
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whats amazing is that i see ur stories in Disney-rama Mickey!!!! thats cool like little cartoons moving in my pot head =) |
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mickey, you're my hero from here on out. |
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Yay! WooooooSLE WOOOOooooZiE WeeeeEEEEEEE! *heart explodes with happinesS* |
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poo on the boss |
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I've always wanted to get in a fight with my boss and beat his ass in his office. Well, not really, my boss was somewhat cool, but it would be fun to whoop SOME boss' ass. |
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when i was working at supermom's deli (inside of a super america gas station) the station manager was cheating on his wife with the deli manager, who was my supervisor whom i saw no more than six times during the entire five or more months that i worked there. i was telling one of the guys who had been there for years beyond count that i planned on going to college, and then i got in a verbal fight with him and i was telling him he'd never amount to anything and he was saying i'd never make to any school... it was messy, constant battles and massive friction and insanity every day after that until i walked out with mild shit talk to the bastard manager that was working that day. |
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I work in University housing, and am thus, like all my coworkers, infinitely replaceable and expendable - if I leave there's 7,000 other students in the dorms, so nothing I could do would have any effect other than getting me banned from my dorm. It is a very unfortunate thing. We're machine parts and do we ever feel it... |
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i'm sorry to hear that. i suppose i take for granted that my current supervisor is the most generous supervisor i've ever worked with. |
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