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Post about the most stupid people you have ever met.... One guy: "Who is mozart? Does he do that electronica crap you listen to?" |
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i met this guy from philadelphia once. he expected everyone to have heard of everyone he had heard of, just because he had heard of them. |
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My cousin, who was just down this weekend, listens to Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Linkin Park, and Three Doors Down. He says my music sucks because it isn't ''mainstream and popular''. I think he's just fucking with my head and saying that to get on my nerves, he's not THAT stupid, but still... that doesn't change the fact that his taste in music is embarrasing. |
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oo yes, a standard trait of the very stupid is they assume standard knowledge. I went out drinking one night with some normals and a pair of doofuses, one of whom was this strange tall very stupid guy who insisted on wearing cowboy boots two sizes too small and waddled because of it. He got a lift home to his parents' place in the suburbs and could hardly be bothered pronouncing the name of his street or giving directions because hey, everyone must know where he lives. He's the center of the universe after all. He also thought the northern lights were caused by burning trees. |
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holy shit, they aren't?! |
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George Dub ain't got too many smarts I reckon |
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what a shamefully predictable post |
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sorry |
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That's nothing compared to the southern lights, which are caused by the intense friction heat of Brazilians with pinworms dragging their asses on the carpet like dogs. |
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shhhh, nobody is supposed to know that information! how did you find this out? VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK! |
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but brazil is in the south, no? |
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a person I once knew would use origional jokes of mine and mannerisms, little things a do that make people laugh, things that mold my personality, and he used to mimic them. And then have the odasity to say that nothing interesting ever comes out of my mouth. |
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shit |
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"a standard trait of the very stupid is they assume standard knowledge" i must be stupid. no rreally coz i do that. if someone says they ain't hearrd of aphex twin i can't beleive it. but then i think back and rrememberr that i diden't once. so maybe i'm half stupid. |
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[i]met this guy from philadelphia once. he expected everyone to have heard of everyone he had heard of, just because he had heard of them.[/i] Wow I'm from philly too, do I know this guy by any chance? |
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oh well, I always screw up html... |
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"oo yes, a standard trait of the very stupid is they assume standard knowledge. " Indeed never assume that they can read and write... |
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LMAO |
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I really can't think of anything that irritates me more then stupid people. |
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My history teacher: "...And that event occured in the year 3000." A blonde in my class: "Before or after crist?" (!) Same teacher: "...And (some nation) became cristians in the year 300." Same blonde: "Before or after christ?" (!) Same teacher: "Has anyone here been to Africa?" Same blonde: "I'm moving to Texas next summer!" (!) She's something ain't she? :) |
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wow lovely girl =] one of my teachers in grade school: "stars shine because the sun gives them light." |
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I had this really stupid girl in my class-never saw something alike before, i mean she was/is very hot looking but dumb. on one ocassion teacher asked her (totally out of context) which is the capital of italy (which is our neighbour country) and some of my school mates started to whisper: trieste, trieste (which is a city closest to our border), and so trieste it was :)) and we were probably around 17 years old at the time but this is just one of many alike situations |
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A girl in my class got confused once and said "aerobic industry" instead of "aeronautic industry" |
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A guy In an Icelandic radio show: "rólegt og rómantÃsk - þar sem rómantÃkin rÃður rækjum" wich translates: "smooth and romantic - where the romance fucks shrimps" He was supposed to say ... "ræður rÃkjum"... not "rÃður rækjum" |
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HAHAHAHAHA! huh? |
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my computer science teacher. i don't know where they dug her up. when we had this 'multimedia'-course we were to 'create a 'book' with links fron page to page and perhaps sound and other stuff'. this was supposed to be done with this software called multimedia toolbook. it was from the year 1993 i guess. so i asked her: can i do a similar thing with html? like redo my homepages? the teacher asks me: is this html a similar software as toolbook? it was hard _not_ to laugh then i made an afx toolbook and put heliospan on loop to it so she couldn't take it off while giving me a number. got an A off the course |
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Yeah, I know... It must be the worst freudian slip i've ever heard... Well, is even worse (it's in english of course) |
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One American guy on a webgame i used to play... "Your'e from Finland right!? So do you guys have TV?" |
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Oh.........Dear. :-/ I've had similar incidents like that with Americains aswell. :-P |
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my cubicle-neighbor: Get's mad on his girlfriend for fucking two other guys. Says that he would send her a mail-bomb, and ends up dating her younger sister. |
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Heh, i once told a Spanish guy that we all live in snowhouses in Iceland and we got betvean places via snowmobiles, skis and snowboarding. I also told him that we used fish instead of money. 1 snowmobile 150 kgs of fish. And he bought the whole thing asking me about if i owned a snowmobile and if i needed driver's license for it and shit! :) |
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For real Alliat?!?! Iceland sounds cool O_O =PPP |
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"any chance of that last trip? i need to get my head down" ???????? |
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and what do you use for small chance? Shrimp? |
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lol! |
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