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wizards teeth on 2001-08-30 09:59 [#00027766]



Please Enlighten me........

I believe there are niches in the musical market, I think it
would be good to start making music for the following:

1. Animals - Horses and cattle can be seen wandering around
fields, they are bored and only eat grass to pass the time
as there are no other activities to do. In every field there
should be placed four speakers and music should be played
for the animals.

Have you ever seen a horse dance ?

This is one of my dreams, even doing a slow dance with a
horse dressed in a lovely gown at the prom (i am not
american therefore have never been to a prom). This would
probably never happen as horses do not go to school in my
country, I did once read about an american man who married a
horse, I wonder if they do rude things together.

***** I WOULD NOT KISS A HORSE *****

***** i WOULD LIKE TO SEE A HORSE DANCE *****

This music made for animals will be available to purchase at
pet shops around the world.

Does anyone know if animals hear the same as us.

2. Music for fruit

These cds could be sold in fruit shops

3. Music for plants

These could be sold in shops that sell plants

4. Music for clothes to listen to

Teeth


 

Wizard MaC from Middelburg on 2001-08-30 10:58 [#00027771]



These ideas are fun and inspirating!

May the horse be with you...


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m from a bird cage on 2001-08-30 23:22 [#00028003]



Bats would make great music due to their high pitch being
beyond human perception. And elephants could provide the
base, being below the pitch of human perception. Have you
ever played "space station: silicon valley" for N64. In it
you are a microchip that can control different robotic
animals (dogs on skis that shoot miscles, hyenas that have a
laughing attack, hippos that lay land mines etc.) Anyway, in
the levels there ARE speakers in some places and when you
get near them, the music gets louder. You can blow them up.
Too bad you didn't think of the niche for people that enjoy
snot rocket shooting scary face paint wearing shock value
rock stars before maralyn manson. There really are different
niches in music sales. The last one mentioned would be akin
in nature to... the blenny, a species of fish that has found
the niche pretend to be a parasite remover off larger fish
(mutual) but instead takes a bite of the fish and runs. Or
maybe a dung beetle, hey it's possible to live off poop so
why not exploit the niche? You should keep with that picture
song niche, where you make pictures but say they're songs,
and everyone thinks you're a genius!


 

[REFLEX] from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-31 02:31 [#00028046]



Id buy many cds for MUSIC FOR ANIMALS and listen to them
backwards while watching the farm channel and turn into a
horse. we can dance...


 

Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-08-31 07:56 [#00028126]



i've copyrighted your idea cause i'm a dick.

BOOYA!!!!!!!!!


 

wizards teeth on 2001-08-31 09:35 [#00028145]



I did not bother copyrightng it as i realised animals don't
own coins as they have no jobs, except for shire horses.

Who will join my campaign to protest that animals that work
should be payed ?

****NO MONEY FOR HORSES****

****WAGES FOR SHIRE HORSES NOW****

Join my protest then horses wll have money to buy houses and
cars and join in the fun.

Bye bye



 

[REFLEX] from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-31 10:45 [#00028161]



I will help


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from The Baron Got a new computer !!!! on 2001-08-31 12:03 [#00028174]



Do you think plants can dance ? Do you think they are
dancing when we are not looking at them ???Sometimes I come
home after a long day of work and find my plants moved and
my radio on it just make me think sometimes "THE BARON HAS
SPOKEN


 

[REFLEX] from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-31 18:28 [#00028253]



Probably.... they dance real good?


 


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