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"There are a lot of animals that have same-sex relations, it's just that people don't know about it," Mitchell said. "I mean, Joe Schmoe on the street is not someone who's read all sorts of biology books." |
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At least they're well-dressed gay animals... ;) |
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hm... and here i was thinking dolphins were the only animals (besides humans) who have sex for fun, and not just reproduction. |
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penguins all look the same, it may just be an honest mistake theyre probably thinking, "oh well, i'm here now i might aswell make the most of it" like i did when i was in bangkok |
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They think horses all look the same, you equine supremacist. |
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yeah penguins are dumb. I've heard they all fall over if an aeroplane flies over them... they look at it, try to follow it with their eyes... tilt their head backwards, lean back... and then fall over :-p Many pilots have descibed seeing large groups of penguins fall over beneath them. |
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Good lord *choke* We're surrounded by a nonstop animal |
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i'm more fucking use than a chocolate biscuit 1 - glue 2 - chair 3 - jacket 3 - dog food 3 - big mac |
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jaime faire des croquettes o chiens so ill say dog fod :) |
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Let's all chip in and buy Dobbin his 4 and 5 keys |
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HAHAHAHAHA |
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4ound th5m |
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Another failed attempt from gay scientists to make the animal kingdom seem full of queer species. If richard dawkins decided to bother studying this, he'd shatter it to pieces. |
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Or maybe the sweet gentle innocent animals would teach him to touch to love |
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first of all their entire evolved way of living is fucked up because they're out of their natural habitat and in a stale zoo. |
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What does that say about us? |
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Our evolved way of living is EXTREMELY fucked up. |
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How about bonobos? |
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wasn't that a boss in zelda? |
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I think it was a bossanova |
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a gay dance? |
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It is a manly dance the way I do it. Leather, denim, chains, nipple clamps, errr.... wait..... |
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If a zombie is gay, it doesn't really matter. It still needs fresh brains to eat. I'm not sure if gay zombies are more self-conscious or not, but I don't think they like the way the skin deteriorates when you're living dead. Such is life of gay zombies. You have to take the good with the bad. -P |
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Norton, I have a foolproof idea: gay zombie skincare products. |
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dogs? |
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and monkeys? |
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i've never met a gay zombie |
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It's okay if a gay zombie eats your brains as long as he respects you. |
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gay zombies are awesome |
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Gaye Zombies on Acid |
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... no... that's going TOO far... |
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Except when they were doing "YMCA" some of their limbs would fall off and shit and then their gestures would become obscure. |
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elton johns songs are gross when you interpret them as gay. |
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hows aboot switching around the titles a little? don't let the sun go down on me turns to don't let your son go down on me eh? eh? no? shux |
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road? An obvious anthem to urolagia. And let's not even get into Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy. |
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yeah Bonobos have all sex sex orgies, that is why that in past years they rarely made the documentaries... newsflash: if male animals (of course including humans) can find a why to have sex all the time in some way, they will. all that stuff about different sexuality is just people trying to catagorize and rationaize behavior. males just like to stick their weiners into warm places, and it they cant they will rub it aginst something. all sorts of vertibrate animals have males taking pseudo-female roles within a community, and females who take on pseudo-male roles (hyenas the most extreme example), it doesnt mean these animals bark in a gay accent or enjoy swallowing semen or licking carpet, so it seems kinda silly to extend these labels to all animals while such things in the human domain are so vague and full of lies and cliches, which humans can't even come close to coming to terms with |
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it doesnt mean these animals bark in a gay accent or enjoy swallowing semen or licking carpet ROTFLMAO Still and all, all this talk of how behaviour exists in multitudinous nebulous varieties and there's a gradient between "male" and "female" seems silly. It's like looking at temperature and arguing that there's no such thing as 20 degrees centigrade. Strictly speaking, depending on the definitions you assign and the pickiness and deviousness of the debaters, that may be true. But as far as I'm concerned there is such a thing as "room temperature" and it's fairly easy to define. I insist on the strict and literal definition of gay zombie penguins on acid. |
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that's myth. i think there are or were scientists who believed it, but not because they had scientific reasoning but because of cultural/psychological issues. sexuality is believed by many to be the force that created the universe and thus has been around since long before us. |
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i guess that makes all earthworms gay then |
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also | Followup to Zombiekev The thing is i once saw a documentary on dolphins, and somewhere in there the voice-over remarked they were the only animals besides humans who also had sex just for pleasure. Obviously (after reading this thread) the documentary was wrong and all animals are filthy perverts :-p |
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Well, the documentary WAS wrong. Some monkeys (chimps and some other) do have sex for fun. Quite frequently too. -P |
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yeah, with you |
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