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offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 14:08 [#00430589]
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For people smart enough to browse the web but not smart e...


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 14:09 [#00430590]
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uhm,

"For people smart enough to browse the web but not smart
enough to work out how to do it."


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-06 14:12 [#00430594]
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THE MANDROIDS ARE SCARY

THE FEMBOTS STIFF POLYURETHANE BREASTS DO NOT MOVE AS THEY
PERFORM THEIR SEXUAL CHORES

FOUR SEASONS: THE JOYLESS CONDOM



 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 14:13 [#00430597]
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animated sex positions


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-11-06 14:15 [#00430598]
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those animations are hilarious


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-06 14:17 [#00430603]
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BILE

I demand the url where you found your clown/skull icon. It
r0X0rs!


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 14:17 [#00430606]
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well I went to google.com, used the image search thing, and
just typed "prosthetics" I believe


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 14:18 [#00430607]
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"6. The Sitting on the Toilet"

who the hell comes up with these names for positions? hahaha


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-11-06 14:27 [#00430611]
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The sitting on the toilet one doesnt look very comfortable

who would get pleasure from that?

id be to busy thinking "my neck hurts"


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 15:28 [#00430671]
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the name isn't much of a turn-on either


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-11-06 15:30 [#00430675]
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You've crossed the line now BILE!!!


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 15:31 [#00430676]
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really? and what line might that be?


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-06 18:35 [#00430918]
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These animations are just BEGGING to be used in avatars.

What a great site. Though I prefer the bigger name brands
when choosing my condoms.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-06 18:39 [#00430928]
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sitting on the toilet?? how is that physically possible to
... have it face DOWN??!? wouldn't that hurt?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-06 18:40 [#00430930]
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There was this retarded guy whose computer I worked on who
apparently used condoms when he masturbated to pr0n. He had
a supply of condoms and kleenex within reach of his
workstation. At least his keyboard didn't get crusty.

We could all learn something from that guy.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-06 18:49 [#00430953]
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Wow, he didn't even trust himself!



 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-11-06 18:52 [#00430964]
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crustykey's not fun


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-11-06 18:56 [#00430974]
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krusty the klown = kompulsive masturbator


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-06 19:43 [#00431061]
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hahaha


 


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