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offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-05 01:49 [#00428485]
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a
traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new
bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did
Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a
tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the
kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By
the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring
that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says,

"Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says,

"Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the
horse, instead of on top."


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-11-05 01:51 [#00428486]
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Hehe. Some pig gave me a ticket for the same thing.

 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2002-11-05 01:53 [#00428488]
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i like teh policemens wiv duh boobie hats in unglend

 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-11-05 02:51 [#00428536]
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Great joke, man!

 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:52 [#00428538]
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YEAH!

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-11-05 03:16 [#00428561]
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Ever noticed how their hats look like tits?

 

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