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offline dan7250 from Osaka (Japan) on 2002-11-01 05:42 [#00423858]
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what a cunt. he cancelled his australian tour. who cares.
he'll never be as cool as john, though he is fucking
trying.

george and john were always the best and most talented!


 

offline dan7250 from Osaka (Japan) on 2002-11-01 05:44 [#00423860]
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sorry i am just very very bitter.
living in australia this was my first (and probably last)
chance to see a beatle perform live and now its fucking
gone!



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-11-01 05:48 [#00423862]
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Fuck Pole, he sold his music to Levi's and now it's in the
commercial on the TV.


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-01 06:03 [#00423877]
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he cancelled cos Heather wouldnt stump up the money for the
flight,

sorry


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-11-01 06:04 [#00423881]
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What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?

Paul and Heather McCartney. Sorry.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-11-01 06:08 [#00423885]
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Eh? Who is Heather and why is it that she has only one leg?
Call me uninformed.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-01 06:11 [#00423892]
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a giant ant from outer space ate it

(uninformed as well)


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-01 06:14 [#00423895]
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have you heard what her autobiography is called, seriously,


A Single Step

Heather Mills was a model who got skittled by a Police bike
on a crossing and lost a leg, she was also a high class call
hostess for Arabs and Sheiks.

they also beat everyone at the 3 legged race


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-01 06:15 [#00423896]
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thats a stupid of losing a leg

id rather have my leg eaten of by a space ant


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-01 06:17 [#00423898]
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ok ill try again.. i should read what i type

thats a stupid way of losing a leg

id rather have a space ant eating my leg


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-11-01 06:28 [#00423905]
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Uhh, that's really fucked up. She's paul's current GF I take
it?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-01 06:41 [#00423910]
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beeetlleeess.... ate my garbage.....

or something


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-11-01 06:45 [#00423913]
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I think it's in my garden (or in my carpet, it's been a long
time since I've listened to it)


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-11-01 06:46 [#00423914]
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She was a whore?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-11-01 06:48 [#00423916]
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Is she a current Sir McCartney's sweetheart or not?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-11-01 06:50 [#00423917]
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She's his wife. Linda died a few years ago choking on one of
her veggie burgers.


 

offline dan7250 from Osaka (Japan) on 2002-11-01 06:52 [#00423919]
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yeah paul and heather got married a few months ago. ,maybe
five or six. linda died of cancer about 2 years ago.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-11-01 06:57 [#00423922]
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I know about Linda and I vaguely remember him having a new
fucktoy but didn't know the name and certainly didn't know
about her crippling. That guy is just out of luck, eh?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-11-01 07:08 [#00423935]
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paul was the musical genius in the beatles. john was the
lyrical genius, and george wasnt given a chance to
contribute as much as he could have.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-11-01 07:12 [#00423939]
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Paul I'm afraid to say has succumbed to the darkside.

In 1969 he was singing all you need is love.

In 2001 he was singing fight for your right for freedom and
supporting America's bombing of afghanistan.

Let's forget about the one legged shagging doe eyed knob and
move on


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-11-01 07:16 [#00423944]
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Yes. Who needs Paul McCartney if you can have El-P or
Agoraphobic Nosebleed.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-01 10:32 [#00424067]
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Paul is too much of a sap, he needs badass John as a foil, a
nice contrast.

He's over 60... I mean, fuck, not like I expect anything
good out of him, he's as old as my grandfather! His prime
years were... 3 decades ago. I don't like anything he's done
after his first couple of solo albums, which were
understated and underrated. Then the sap came pouring in...


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-01 11:04 [#00424085]
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mull of kintyre - oh what a great song - i am in awe of its
magnificance


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-11-01 11:22 [#00424098]
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Man, you guys are harsh! Yeah I think it's gross and
overly-'sweet' too, but sheesh.. Let the old man have a nice
little crippled wife and leave him alone! So he's a washed
up has-been sap who needed a friend, he's still prolly more
talented than I'll ever be. Just my 2 cents.


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-01 12:44 [#00424149]
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last I heard Paul had not cancelled the Australian tour, he
simply postponed it out of respect of some tradgedy I guess
happened over there recently.. it didn't make big news here,
but he said he'd come back to Australia soon. don't worry.


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-01 12:46 [#00424153]
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by the way, who here knew that Ringo sucked so badly at
drums that often times Paul would go back in and do the
drums himself after Ringo had finished?

that's just sad, for Ringo I mean.. methinks he needed a new
job early on back then


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-11-01 13:22 [#00424182]
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nothing LIke a nice dose of Mccartney bashing! keep it up!!


 


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