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offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-31 21:34 [#00423436]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



MR. PAUL MARTINS
TEL: +873 - 762 - 864 - 170
FAX: +873 - 762 - 864 - 172
Email: martinspaul101@eircom.net

Dear Sir,

I am Mr. Paul Martins, Manager of Standard Bank of South
Africa. I have urgent
and very confidential business proposition for you.

On June 6, 1998, an American Mining Consultant/Contractor
with the South African
Mining Corporation, Mr. Ken Power made a numbered time
(Fixed) Deposit for
twelve (12) calendar months, valued at US$28,000,000.00
(Twenty-Eight Million
Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine
notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent
a reminder and
finally we discovered from his contract employers, the South
African Mining
Corporation that Mr. Ken Power died from an automobile
accident. On further
investigation, I found out that he died without making a
WILL and all attempts
to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
Mr. Ken Power did not
declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank
Deposit paper work in my Bank. This sum of $28,000,000.00
USD is still sitting
in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the
principal sum at the
end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim
it. According to
South African Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the
money will revert to
the ownership of the South African Government if nobody
applies to claim the
funds.

Consequently, my proposal is that I would like you to stand
in as the next of
kin to Mr. Ken Power so that the fruits of this old man's
labour will not get
into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This
is simple, I will
like you to provide immediately your full names and address
so that the Attorney
will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which
will put you in place
as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of an
Accredited Attorney for
drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the nec


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-31 21:35 [#00423438]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



and to obtain the necessary documents and
letter of Probate/Administration in your favour for the
transfer. A bank
Account in any part of the world which you will provide will
then facilitate the
transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of
kin. The money will be
paid into your Account for us to share in the ration of 60%
for me and 40% for
you.

There is no risk at all as the paper work for this
transaction will be done by
the Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager
guarantees the successful
execution of this transaction. If you are interested,
please reply immediately
via telephone or fax number above. Upon your response, I
shall then provide you
with more details and relevant documents that will help you
understand the
transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that
this transaction
would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance
to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply through telephone & fax number
above ASAP or
alternative E-mail: martinspaul202@eircom.net. To call or
to send fax (dial
your International Code) +873 - 762 - 864 - 170.

Best regard and God bless.

Mr. Paul Martins



 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-10-31 21:36 [#00423440]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker



thanks for the spam flea :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-31 21:38 [#00423442]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



pff..


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-31 21:38 [#00423443]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



this shady girl i know got one of these, and she was like
"hey, should i do this?" and i was like "NO. WHY WOULD
ANYONE WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY"

she's dumb. and she owes my dad 35 dollars


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-31 21:39 [#00423444]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00423443



Errrr.... I think you just answered your own question.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-31 21:46 [#00423449]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



its like the African kings who e-mail people asking for some
money as a loan promising the person they'll get it back
doubled.

and people actually do send money. JESUS!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-10-31 21:47 [#00423451]
Points: 24593 Status: Regular



I've got that email (or a very similar one) twice in the
past 18 months --


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-31 21:51 [#00423452]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



my dad didn't know her. she slept in her car in a parking
garage. and she didn't have any money to get it out. and she
was supposed to stay at my house that night and never showed
up. i played a game called "what do i want to keep tonight"
and hid all kinds of stuff from her. and she called my house
after i had left and asked my dad for money.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-31 22:15 [#00423465]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00423452



Holy shit, you know if you talkscreamed that over a 5/4
mathrock hardcore beat it would sound pretty cool. No on
second thought it reminds me of Gary Numan meets Adrian
Belew. He would play a game called "what do I want to keep
tonight" - with a replicant.


 


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