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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-31 21:34 [#00423436]
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MR. PAUL MARTINS TEL: +873 - 762 - 864 - 170 FAX: +873 - 762 - 864 - 172 Email: martinspaul101@eircom.net
Dear Sir,
I am Mr. Paul Martins, Manager of Standard Bank of South Africa. I have urgent
and very confidential business proposition for you.
On June 6, 1998, an American Mining Consultant/Contractor with the South African
Mining Corporation, Mr. Ken Power made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for
twelve (12) calendar months, valued at US$28,000,000.00 (Twenty-Eight Million
Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and
finally we discovered from his contract employers, the South African Mining
Corporation that Mr. Ken Power died from an automobile accident. On further
investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL and all attempts
to trace his next of kin was fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Ken Power did not
declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank
Deposit paper work in my Bank. This sum of $28,000,000.00 USD is still sitting
in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the
end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to
South African Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to
the ownership of the South African Government if nobody applies to claim the
funds.
Consequently, my proposal is that I would like you to stand in as the next of
kin to Mr. Ken Power so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get
into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will
like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney
will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place
as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of an Accredited Attorney for
drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the nec
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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-31 21:35 [#00423438]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular
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and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of Probate/Administration in your favour for the transfer. A bank
Account in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the
transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be
paid into your Account for us to share in the ration of 60% for me and 40% for
you.
There is no risk at all as the paper work for this transaction will be done by
the Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful
execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately
via telephone or fax number above. Upon your response, I shall then provide you
with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the
transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction
would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance
to invest my share in your country.
Awaiting your urgent reply through telephone & fax number above ASAP or
alternative E-mail: martinspaul202@eircom.net. To call or to send fax (dial
your International Code) +873 - 762 - 864 - 170.
Best regard and God bless.
Mr. Paul Martins
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-10-31 21:36 [#00423440]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker
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thanks for the spam flea :)
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-31 21:38 [#00423442]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator
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pff..
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-31 21:38 [#00423443]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker
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this shady girl i know got one of these, and she was like "hey, should i do this?" and i was like "NO. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY"
she's dumb. and she owes my dad 35 dollars
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-31 21:39 [#00423444]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00423443
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Errrr.... I think you just answered your own question.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-31 21:46 [#00423449]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator
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its like the African kings who e-mail people asking for some money as a loan promising the person they'll get it back doubled.
and people actually do send money. JESUS!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-10-31 21:47 [#00423451]
Points: 24593 Status: Regular
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I've got that email (or a very similar one) twice in the past 18 months --
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-31 21:51 [#00423452]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker
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my dad didn't know her. she slept in her car in a parking garage. and she didn't have any money to get it out. and she was supposed to stay at my house that night and never showed up. i played a game called "what do i want to keep tonight" and hid all kinds of stuff from her. and she called my house after i had left and asked my dad for money.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-31 22:15 [#00423465]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00423452
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Holy shit, you know if you talkscreamed that over a 5/4 mathrock hardcore beat it would sound pretty cool. No on second thought it reminds me of Gary Numan meets Adrian Belew. He would play a game called "what do I want to keep tonight" - with a replicant.
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