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         | ross
             on 2001-08-24 22:44 [#00025497]
        
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 | techno-curmudgeon Richard D. James is back, and he's as surly as ever. James, the IDM guru best known under his
 Aphex Twin moniker, is back with his first release since
 1999's Windowlicker EP. A new 30 track album, Drukqs, is due
 out in October, and, in what for him amounts to a veritable
 TRL sized promotional blitz, he has spoken. Sort of. James'
 promotion company has released an email Q&A session
 conducted by an unknown entity and featuring loads of the
 cryptic, cocky, snideness that fanboys throughout the
 internet have come to know and love. In anticipation of the
 new album we've examined his responses in hopes of gaining
 some insight into what to expect.
 
 A sampling of his answers reveals a widely inconsistent RDJ,
 sometimes in top cynical genius form but often seemingly
 scraping for material. When asked whether all the music on
 Drukqs is new, James replied, "actually its a compilation of
 all the fake aphex tracks found on the world.wide.wank, I
 didnt write any of them." That's good stuff, managing not
 only to equivocate but also to reference the legions of
 sneaky folks out there pranking file-sharing networks by
 posting their own homemade IDM and passing it off as new
 Aphex Twin. If the music of Drukqs lives up to this level of
 snarkiness we might have a real masterwork on our hands.
 However, when asked about any possible collaborators on the
 album, his response is not nearly so clever. "Yeah, at the
 beginning of 1997 I adopted 3 goats on my farm in scotland
 and taught them how to write music,I upgraded one of the
 goats at the end of 98' with a hoof mod and its fucking
 serious." While the thought of "upgrading to a hoof mod" is
 mildly amusing, this is a pretty half-assed attempt at
 ducking the question with silliness and irony. Goats? Come
 on, we've seen funnier stuff than that on the AG Message
 Boards. Don't count him out yet though. When asked, "What is
 your dru(g)kq of choice?"--James' reply borders on
 brilliance. "what does dru(g)kq mean,I dont understand the
 question,sorry." Ingenious. The questioner obviously thought
 s/he had some kind of "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" rapport
 going here, what with his/her having figured out what
 "drukqs" means and all, and James really knocks 'em down a
 peg or two with a response worthy of a Don't Look Back era
 Bob Dylan.
 
 It's back to scraping the bottom of the snotty response
 barrel though when James is asked about the criterion he
 uses for releasing records on his Rephlex label. "Well its
 usually based on sexual favours'n'stuff best not to go
 there." Sexual favors? Don't go there? A veteran tough
 interview like James ought to know that that joke just isn't
 funny anymore. Hopefully nothing of such an unoriginal or
 just plain mediocre nature will show up on Drukqs. However,
 just when the interview starts to read like a bad Jenny
 Jones parody, James comes back in fine form, once again both
 ridiculing the interviewer and avoiding the question
 entirely. James is asked, "It is widely known that
 Radiohead's Kid A was widely influenced by your music, in
 particular 'Come As you Are'...What do you think of their
 new stuff and other contemporaries?" His response: "Well
 they widely agreed to pay me 70% of the widely royalties so,
 Im not complaining."
 
 The verdict? The interview is about half rapier wit and half
 mindless blather, (and James is not unfamiliar with
 delivering tossed off nonsense and passing it off as an
 album), so things could go either way. We'll give him the
 benefit of the doubt though, it's been long enough. Drukqs
 is due out October 22nd.
 
 (audiogalaxy)
 
 
 
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         | ross
             on 2001-08-24 22:49 [#00025499]
        
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 | i just read on the ag board that the interview was taken from somewhere and may be fake....hmm
 
 
 
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         | Mary Poorcredit
             on 2001-08-24 22:59 [#00025500]
        
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 | Sorry to point out an inconsistency in your comedy, but someone who uses the spelling "favors" would list the
 release date as October 23rd.
 
 
 
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         | ross
             on 2001-08-24 23:28 [#00025501]
        
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 | i didnt write the article..it was from audiogalaxy.com, let me just make that clear :)
 
 
 
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         | Barrett, Syd
             from Toronto on 2001-08-25 02:01 [#00025509]
        
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 | i doubt ross wrote it. who the hell would write a big fake article?
 
 
 
 
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         | Xanatos
             from NYC on 2001-08-25 03:35 [#00025527]
        
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 | some idiot. 
 
 
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         | Xanatos
             from NYC on 2001-08-25 03:35 [#00025528]
        
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 | Everyone's a suspect! 
 
 
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         | pelican
             on 2001-08-25 03:54 [#00025529]
        
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 | THe english release date is the 22, the american release date is 23, every new cd/video is released on a tuesday in
 the US.  idiots
 
 
 
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         | Barrett, Syd
             from Toronto on 2001-08-25 05:18 [#00025532]
        
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 | I know it was you Xanatos! don't lie! you think you're clever, but i got you. I GOT YOU! WE'RE ALL ONTO YOU!!!!!!!
 
 
 
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         | ross
             on 2001-08-25 09:41 [#00025580]
        
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 | it's from www.audiogalaxy.com, check it! i wouldnt write this... :)
 
 
 
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