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King Missile: Detachable Penis I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
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10 Steve - Skinny Puppy - Spasmolytic Deadwhitespoon - Syd Barret - Word Song ziggomatic - like spinning plates uzim - coil - circles of mania raimons - raimons - spiderman ophecks - beatles - I am the walrus pomme - robyn hitchcock - ye sleeping knights of jesus Laserbeak - Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Cabbog - Coil - The sea preistess Gubb - King Missile - Detachable Penis 5 more,.. I think I'll have a consolation prize for the two runners up,.. haven't decided what yet |
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first patient pull out the skull remove the cancer breakin his back chisle necks for the answer supersonic bionic robot voodoo power equator X my chance to flex skills on ampex. with power needles and heaters guage antifreeze octogon oxygen and aluminum intoxicants. more ways to blow blood cells in your face react with 4 bombs and 6 fire missles armed with 7 rounds of space doodoo pistols you may not believe livin on the earth plantet my skin is green and silver bald head lookin mean astronauts get played tough like a ukelele as i'm movin rockets overiding levels nothing's aware same data same system (controlled by gamma light) earth people -- Dr. Octogon |
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i'm due to poo do you doo doo? i do through my poop shute i poot poot caboose juice. - evolume original poo rhyme. the kids just love it. |
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11 Steve - Skinny Puppy - Spasmolytic Deadwhitespoon - Syd Barret - Word Song ziggomatic - like spinning plates uzim - coil - circles of mania raimons - raimons - spiderman ophecks - beatles - I am the walrus pomme - robyn hitchcock - ye sleeping knights of jesus Laserbeak - Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Cabbog - Coil - The sea preistess Gubb - King Missile - Detachable Penis evolume - earth people - Dr. Octogon 4 more to go |
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Surprised there's no WEEN here: everything they do is full of Spazz. And aerosol inspired persperation... my personal fave... SQUELCH THE WEASEL (sung with angry flowerchild purity, man...) Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns Break it to me gently, but with merriment and song Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds Feed him to the many, for thoust their souls shall weep Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth I was just a puppet until the clouds caved in Bless me now you are sacred my flesh betwixt my skin Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth The POD was the album... many others are worthy... |
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can i change my mind and choose another one? |
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"Nothin' but a Pencil-Neck Geek" by Freddie Blassie, "King of Men" (Note: Yes, this is a real song, which was a regular staple of the Dr. Demento radio show years ago. Look it up on Google, it's there somewhere...) When I was a kid, things were going swell Then something happened, blew everything to Hell My daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak Said "A woman down the block just gave birth to a geek" Mom said "Sell it to the circus, what the heck" Dad said "Nope, this one's a pencil neck" and if there's one thing lower than a side show freak It's grit eating, scum sucking, pencil neck geek Pencil neck geek, grit eating freak scum sucking pea head with a lousy physique he's a one man no good losing streak Nothin' but a pencil neck geek. Pretty soon geeks were popping up all over town You couldn't hardly sneeze without knocking one down After a nice juicy steak, if you need a tooth pick, Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick See if you take a pencil that won't hold lead, a pipe cleaner, attached to a head, buggy whip body and a brain that leaks, you got yourself a grit eating pencil neck geek. Pencil neck geek, grit eating freak scum sucking pea head with a lousy physique he's a one man no good losing streak Nothin' but a pencil neck geek. One day we cut one up for fish bait learned our lesson just a little bit late the geek hit the drink and the water turned red next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead. Most every day you know where I can be found, yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground no need to worry, in Blassie you can trust I won't stop until the last geek bites the dust. [spoken] They say these geeks come a dime a dozen. I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplying the dimes. It's gonna be real hard times for all these scum sucking, gut grinding, nail biting, drop kicking, glue sniffing, scab picking, butt scratching, egg hatching, sleazy, smelly, pepper-belly, dirty, rotten, lousy, stinking freaks... Noth |
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Sorry, last line should read: Nothing but a pencil-neck geek... (I'm sure SOMEONE has heard of this song) :) |
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Through the dirt I see your face The green set sun upon your race I look up to find some grace From those who stole my place In the line up to find where I live Upon this cratered land I live in a siv Aliens come out wearing thongs I barf and throw up those raw cooked prawns [chorus] ALIEN LAND KILL US DRY MARS, PLUTO AND BETWIXT HERE WE DIE GREAT EXPECTATIONS ARE NIGH GET BACK TO EARTH TO TEACH US!!!! |
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HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA That's spastic alright this is going to be really hard to judge... there are so many good entries 12 Steve - Skinny Puppy - Spasmolytic Deadwhitespoon - Syd Barret - Word Song ziggomatic - like spinning plates uzim - coil - circles of mania raimons - raimons - spiderman ophecks - beatles - I am the walrus pomme - robyn hitchcock - ye sleeping knights of jesus Laserbeak - Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Cabbog - Coil - The sea preistess Gubb - King Missile - Detachable Penis evolume - earth people - Dr. Octogon Da Weeze - Penil Neck Geek 3 more to go,... The pressure is building |
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Did you count mine refund? |
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amon.brune is that a real song? (commercally released) |
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I'm judging these "purely" by the lyrics,.. I can't be bothered downloading them all but I am checking to see if they are real songs |
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No...i admit i just made that up :( |
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Artist: Wesly Willis Song: The Chicken Cow Album: New York, New York This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero It can rip your head off It can fly as high as a bird It can bite your face The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow This beast killed as many as 100,000 people Its wings can flap like a bird It can break a glass It can also stab you in the ass The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow This beast attacked my brother It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold His hands were frostbitten His hands were also numb The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow Blockbuster Video, wow, what a difference! |
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WHAT!!!???? HOW DARE YOU *face turns red [Amonbrone]*expressiness face [Amonbrone]* continues to pull expressiness face *calms down *Smiles awwwwwwww how can I stay angry at you,.. |
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:) i love you to Refund *hugs refund and gives him a nice big mug of very expensive coffee* |
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13 Steve - Skinny Puppy - Spasmolytic Deadwhitespoon - Syd Barret - Word Song ziggomatic - like spinning plates uzim - coil - circles of mania raimons - raimons - spiderman ophecks - beatles - I am the walrus pomme - robyn hitchcock - ye sleeping knights of jesus Laserbeak - Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Cabbog - Coil - The sea preistess Gubb - King Missile - Detachable Penis evolume - earth people - Dr. Octogon Da Weeze - Penil Neck Geek Zeus - Wesly Willis - The Chicken Cow 2 more to go,... whoaahhh,.. I can't take it |
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Here's my REAL submission!!! Underworld: Pearls Girl rioja rioja reverend al green deep blue morocco the water on stone the water on concrete the water on sand the water on firesmoke the wind the salt the bright boat coming dave in the water old man einstein on top of his house white deep blue andaluzia red yellow red yellow black car red light far black place walls blue chair morocco hamburg paris the pieces of the puzzle are waiting the water of the dark boats gliding bright boats gone out to sea and dave is floating dave is floating an old man einstein crazy in his attic crazycrazycrazycrazy... white room sun room shadow room night transmitting cars across the room these things sent to dance across the room i'm watching from your bed returning to you rioja rioja reverend al green deep blue morocco the water on stone the water on concrete the water on sand the water on firesmoke the wind the salt the bright boat coming dave in the water old man einstein on top of his house white deep blue andaluzia red yellow red yellow black car red light far black place walls blue chair morocco hamburg paris the pieces of the puzzle are waiting the water of the dark boats gliding bright boats gone out to sea and dave is floating dave is floating an old man einstein crazy in his attic crazycrazycrazycrazy... |
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14 Steve - Skinny Puppy - Spasmolytic Deadwhitespoon - Syd Barret - Word Song ziggomatic - like spinning plates uzim - coil - circles of mania raimons - raimons - spiderman ophecks - beatles - I am the walrus pomme - robyn hitchcock - ye sleeping knights of jesus Laserbeak - Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Cabbog - Coil - The sea preistess Gubb - King Missile - Detachable Penis evolume - earth people - Dr. Octogon Da Weeze - Penil Neck Geek Zeus - Wesly Willis - The Chicken Cow Amonbrune - Underworld - Pearls Girl 1 more to go,... quick,.. I gotta go to work in 12 minutes |
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Yes, I'm in! WOO-HOO! :D |
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im going to win your butts off!! i will make you all very very naughty mushrooms! get on my head and talk to the ink! |
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L o r d K i l l t h e P a i n by red house painters lord kill the pain don't want to ask you again kill my girlfriend and kill my best friend sam cause i saw them making eyes again lord kill the pain don't want to ask you again kill my neighbors and all my family too they doubt my direction lord let it rain don't want to ask you again drown my country drown everyone but me so i can live peacefully or put me to sleep here and wake me in japan i want to speak a new language drop me a line and pull me out but do not find me amongst dead underground let me hear the whining sound of a pig drown and lead me over summery hill to a place i like to think about and sedate me with tylenol pills oh how i love to dream about drop me a line and pull me out but do not find me amongst life on the ground let me see the burning down of my home town lord kill the pain |
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im changing mine to this: (yes it IS REAL) John Cage "Nowth Upon Nacht" nowth upon nacht, while in his tumbril Wachtman Havelook seequeerscenes, from yonsides of the choppy, punkt by his curserbog, went long the grassgross bumpinstrass that henders the pubbel to pass, stowing his bottle in a hole for at whet his whuskle to stench ecrooksman, sequestering for lover's lost pro- pertied offices the leavethings from allpurgers' night, og gneiss ogas gnasty, kikkers, brillers, knappers and bands, handsboon and strumpers, sminkysticks and eddiketsflaskers; |
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wow. whats all that zeus? |
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Steve - Skinny Puppy - Spasmolytic Deadwhitespoon - Syd Barret - Word Song ziggomatic - like spinning plates uzim - coil - circles of mania raimons - raimons - spiderman ophecks - beatles - I am the walrus pomme - robyn hitchcock - ye sleeping knights of jesus Laserbeak - Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away Cabbog - Coil - The sea preistess Gubb - King Missile - Detachable Penis evolume - earth people - Dr. Octogon Da Weeze - Penil Neck Geek Zeus - John Cage - Nowth Upon Nacht Amonbrune - Underworld - Pearls Girl perceptor - red house painters - l.kill the pn. ok entries are CLOSED and the winners are!!!!!!! damn,... I gotta go to work,.. I'll judge them when I get home,.. hehehe BRB 9:00PM +10 GMT |
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YOU NAUGHTY MUSHROOM!! IM GOING TO SPANK THE MOLD OUT OF YOU!!! jk...i hope its zeus!! i love john cage!!!!! |
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John Cage |
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ok,...I'm back,... I'll have the results in about 20 minutes |
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what ever happend to this? |
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the last stage of a send up of a gut feeling doubtful touch down to one two forty fortran crowbars shouting in tkie cellar but no maybe it's too much to wear yes considering the fear inside the ride starting to die baby i don't want to cry anymore yet anyway we escape quicker than mechanical deaths rejuvenated for transparent transport subjected to interpolated states sadly gated you weight against all sidechains fighting the crush of silence of the right hand mantle cranium alleged even delayed uranium burning fabric off our backs right till we can no longer see plus plus the fact that no rights left meaning we're less than apparent at a rate of complex numbers transpiring to retire rats racing time stranded in a stretch predicted yet unfounded in polynomial calculations set to have misled the walking dead yet on awakening we may reflect death as a tool to give credibility to reflectivity falling in slow motion cos we're pushed at the last step axis discrepancy indicates hexagons beyond control anomaly mutilation colony reflects no triangular energy components one and two tubular reality systems in question multiply senseless consent of inspection prior to combustion eternal conduction experiments once supposed disfigured immortal beings wander like stoked navigators pretend multi functioning externals yes we brackets the menu sitting like forks point at the blue corpse overlord splitting opportunities broken like back doors ask why i don't reply while shoulders overlooked but retain guises suitable for generating consent fooled we're none the wiser baud rate increased as metallic apparitions manifest through a thousand yard stares look sideways into infinite parallel ports headlong into one another escaping velocity becomes a matter of time compression thresholds as yet another tectonic secret unfolds third degree burns hover one moment above a faraday cage exploding in slow motion components rated electrolytic capacity suffocated in ozone wave |
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communicate a paralysed process submerged calculus offers transient traces of illusion axis discrepancy indicates hexagons beyond control anomaly mutilation colony reflects no triangular energy asynchronous matter avoided by a diagram invisibility subtle methods symmetry uncovered a diagonal telemetry catastrophes deep frozen remaining moments horizontal like a stone endless slowing down till actions turn sidelong still inverts to regressions lessons unlearnt inertia presides over burnt modernist strides looking glass to stones thrown fractions later, swan songs colliding unpopular finding incubated micro command shells acoustic arguments no longer specified yes this time freedom transpires wide open deserts yet access denied sinking in like rotten requests from perished minds affirmations become distant light sources pinpointing curved fragments mysterious elements time stretched incubators illuminate strange tangents electrocution integrated into life on stretcher beds conceived by airborne sickness surrounded cold avenues of silence getting to grips preparation for long falls staircases previously seen only by the dead seem to persist in times of denied states yet returning to errors like fools locking doors random disintegration occurs as we await falling forwards forever axis discrepancy indicates hexagons beyond control anomaly mutilation colony reflects no triangular energy asynchronous matter avoided by a diagram invisibility subtle methods symmetry uncovered a diagonal telemetry heh... does this make me the winner? F-Train by >[]... form do you know >[] |
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what happened to this: I announc the winners Opecks Uzim Amonbrune posted about 3 topics all asking for them to send me their adresses, that I could send them stuff, but nobody replied, so I forgot about it, if they sent me their adress, I'd send them shit, |
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