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hahaha, read this one!! i'm sorry, but this page is in Norwegian. It's a story about some a 80's pop star who broke his penis...twice. http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2002/10/01/350236.html |
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at least give us a damned translation u cunt!!! |
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I second that! |
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yeah, the guy from 'modern talking', right? |
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That guy on the right looks like Rod Stewart |
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its gotta hurt |
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yes, Phob. i'll attempt a translation. "(...) when i was having sex, suddenly i heard this sound "pfff", and i realised i'd broke my dick. it was extremely painful and i was bleeding like hell. After a few minutes my todger was all blue and soon black, and reminded me of a dead eal (long snake -like fishie thing). i called the ambulance and shouted "i'm going to die!!" And when the ambulance driver arrived at the "scene", the personell couldn't stop laughing.. (...) five years later it all happened again. and again, it was looked like chainsaw massachre." crap translation i know...but it was done in hurry. - Jeg holdt på med full iver da det plutselig sa «pffff», omtrent som når du sykler over en blikkboks. Jeg hadde vanvittige smerter og blødde som bare det, beskriver han til avisa Bild. - Lille-Dieter ble blå og svart, og i løpet av minutter så den ut som en død ål. Til slutt klarte popkongen å tilkalle ambulanse. - 'Hjelp meg, jeg dør!» skrek jeg i røret. Ambulansesjåfårene holdt på å falle om av latter. Morgenen etter ble jeg operert under full narkose. Men først måtte jeg skrive under på at jeg kunne bli impotent av inngrepet, forteller han. |
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! what a fucking afront!!! TWICE!!! :D |
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Wow. |
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I didnt even know that you could actually break your penis. I thoght its was all bullshit. hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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i'll practice celibacy from now on (not that i was getting any anyway) :) |
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ouch! |
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Well you know, basically, erected cocks are just a tiny bit of skin and GALLONS of blood. |
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How does one break a penis? I can imagine busting a capillary or two, but not breaking it in two. I think that happened to the punk guy on the Real World London once, he popped a blood vessel in a park somewhere and thought his cock was exploding. |
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Shit!! When someone tells me about something painfull like that penis thing or when i see something painfull on tv etc. i get this "ghost pain" Hard to explain its not acuall pain and it can start in my knees or butchecks haha! Anyone know what im talking about? |
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/kultur/2002/10/2001/350236.html finnes ikke her hos Dagbladet :(( |
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btw i first thought this to be a CALLING ALL SCANDINAVIANS thread |
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