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I need a tune for my new answering machine message at uni. Last year I used the first track from Aphex's 'Melodies from Mars'. Any ideas for this year? |
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try some vocoders, shittalker or talkany... easy to find @ inet |
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or d'you need a "tune", not a voice ? |
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I had the crazy flanged bit from the end of Autechre's Squeller on my phone.... I thought it was a great idea :D ... confused a few people tho ;) |
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Merzbow's "Eat beat eat #2" would probably do the trick. |
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Er, dunno who Merzbow is/are. I have lots of Aphex stuff, and BoC and Autechre. I don't know the Squeller track, though. |
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Squellers from EP7 |
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Merzbow = NOISECORE |
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Drop core, dude. He is just noise, although his famous statement goes: "I don't know what you mean when you say 'noise', if noise is music that makes you feel uncomfortable, then to me pop music is noise". |
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he he he :) You can use Avril 14th, and make it like what you hear when you're on Call Waiting! You know, that classical easy-listening type music? Really cheesy stuff. Not that Avril 14th is cheesy, though! :) |
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put some vsnares on... DANCING ON YOUR GRAVE LIKE BARISHNOKOV, I RIP U OFF, LEAVE U IN THE DESERT TILL THE VULTURES STRIP YA CORPSE, RAPE YA FUCKING WIFE TILL MA DICK GOES SOFT, TILL THE SKIN PEALS OFF.. etc etc |
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Some Venetian Snares- you'll guarantee only people cool enough to listen through it will leave a message :) |
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Mate, have you just been citing Necro? |
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Some Mike&Rich would be good call waiting music .. |
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Georges Answering Machine (seinfeld) the best answering machine ever! |
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I think id put 'Children Talking' from Hangable Auto Bulb. MAAASSSHHHEEEDD POOOTTAAATOOOEESS |
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i think i'd sing a 10 second lullaby & then play breakbeats on a drum set super loud & fast |
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I had George from seinfeld, best part was my name IS George I laughed and laughed and laughed |
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can you imagine me calling myself just to hear it you can? good, becuase I did, and it was good....... |
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i hate it when people do one of those answer machine greetings that start off with "hello! , hello?, helllooooooOO! sorry i cant hear you..... tee hee hee leave a message and ill get back to you later! byeeee" -___________________- |
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heheh yeh thats wank...i knwo a dude whos answering machine gets changed every week or month or so and it's always him reciting some WEIRD bit ou8t of a violent film or something...the last one i can remember was the classic "when you put your hand into a pile of goop that was your best friend's face" one.. except he said the whole thing (i forget the rest) and he does it really nastilly. and it doesnt say anything about leaving a message, he just says that and then it goes "beep" |
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i don't like leaving messages on answering machines. i just can't think of anything to say... or perhaps HOW to say it. it ususally ends with me going 'ummm' and 'errr' every other word... :) if i get no answer i'd rather call later or try the cell phone. |
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I had george too, hahahaha!!!! love that one. I had it for about a year or so. |
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o hah hah, GEORGE COSTANZA !! |
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my answering machine says "we cant come to the phone right now, but leave a message and well get back to you" or something like that my moms so friendly |
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