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1 analogue bubblebath5 to be released 2 everyone to lick my cock (i would make an exception for nuers) 3 no idea |
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lol , you might get away with a HUGE dick if you was a porn star. Anon |
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Princo: you prefer this to that bondage photo? You sick bastard!!! Steamtank: you really are modest. And you just want us to lick it? No proper blow-jobs? Why, thank you for your concern, sir. |
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Don't feel inadequate Jonesy, human males are not the best to cause pleasure for human females. A dog would actually give more pleasure as the dog's knot inflates right under the g-spot and when he grinds this it would cause quite a lot of pleasure. He can also fill your womb with no problem of pregnancy so you could enjoy the warm hot pulses of cum without the trouble of birth control. This is not my idea tho it's been discussed many times before. A dogs penis is also cleaner then most human males. Remember, not my words. |
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Huge penis? Who needs that in this age of all around fist-fucking? |
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EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW did i mention EWWW YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK !! Anon |
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*cowers and flattens his ears before running away* |
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why oh why did you put that image in my head spikee dragon?nasty person!! :P Anon |
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haha, Spikee, I like your style of cold, academic explanation. Have any dog vs. female vids by any chance? |
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I'm trying to eat..... Anon |
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oops, I may as well prepare for receiving flak |
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Meho - I meant that it is better than the "No Photo Availble" avatar! :P |
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I've seen many. I don't have any because I always wish I could turn into a female and feel what it would be like and get upset when I know that will never happen. |
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I am trying to listen to Kid 606, so what, we all have to have hobbies. |
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I do like that Kid606 CD you kindly gave me Meho. It took a while to get into as I missed the intricals of it but I do listen to it often now. |
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Ha, ha. Where do you get your info Spikee? |
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Princo, aha, OK then. You are spared of my righteous rage. Spikee: well, I feel your pain but I don't see that as a legit reason to not have any of those vids. I'd like to be a female for a while too, but does that stop me from amassing enviable collection of porn? No, bet your arse it doesn't. |
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I know lots of people and like to talk about many things. I'm open and never run. |
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Spikee: I am listening to that very album this very moment. He knows his shit, fo sho. |
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Yeah I guess so. My mind works in odd ways tho. |
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This man and his wife decide to go play golf and they go to the golf course. The wife tees off and takes a huge swing and the ball smashes through the windows of a mansion next to the golf course. The man and his wife go up to the house to try and apologise for the damage. They go up and knock on the door and a guy answers the door. The wife apologises for the damage and the man says “Thank you very much. I’m a genie and I’ve been inside a bottle for 40,000 years. The golf ball you hit through the window knocked the bottle I was in onto the ground and it smashed.” “I’ll tell you what” he says to the man “I’ve been in that bottle for 40,000 years, if you let me have sex with your wife I’ll grant you 3 wishes.” The man says “Yeah that sounds alright cause I get 3 wishes after all.” So the genie and the wife go up stairs and have sex. The genie then says to the wife. “How old is your husband?” “35.” she replies. “35 and he still believes in genies” |
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Lol, all i wanted to know is what you wish for and look where it got me.... Anon |
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HEHEHEHEHE lol demise.funny Anon |
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Where it got you? What, Southend? That IS bad. |
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I thought it was appropriate with all this talk of wishes. |
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very funny jonsey,southend does suck but at least im not deformed ;) yes it was appropriate dmise.. must go finish decorating now.. Anon |
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I can think of worse deformities than a third leg. |
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lol :D Anon |
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You must mean "Sarth hend"? It's not too bad from what I've heard... |
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Just ribbing you. My mate lives in Southend and I'm hung like a 4 year old. |
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lol, southend relly does suck ive lived here for about a year now , i hate it .alot , they all talk like ali g , freaks... foour year old? maybe you can go into child pornography?lol j.k im sure ur large enuff!! Anon |
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That Avatar is really disgusting, who is that, PJ Harvey? |
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I'm not a big fan of Essex. I lived in colchester for 3 years. Thank you for your reassuring words; very sweet. |
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Yeah, show some respect. |
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s'k ne time , i dotn liek essex either |
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Hey Jonesy, Is that lovely Polly Jean? |
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Her music is great but her looks: if she looked like Shakira and retained the music, I'd be a fan. |
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oops |
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She's a beautifull woman dude... |
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Essex can be highly amusing, if you view it as a spectator sport from afar you can watch endless adolescents making total arses of themselves, because they're "So faackin 'ard!!" Decked out in their standard Essex uniform (brightly coloured ben Sherman set off with a skinhead, tight-fitting trousers and Gucci shoes with no socks) I find it quite amusing to view the locals and their social-interaction techniques..... "Oi! Faack off, you caant! Where's my Nickelson?!" |
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She is beautiful in an unconventional way (the best way). You need to get rid of your Pamela Anderson ideal-type dude. |
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OK, OK, you two, you convinced me, I want PJH's nude pics like now!!! Actually, I remember wanking over some of her pics in this Yugoslav music magazine 8 years back, so I'm not only into big breasted blondes, see? |
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LOL , very true Isaac , oh so very true... back to wishing, i have to go to school tumura :( tomorrow i have to be in by 11:25 but normally i have to be up by six and on a bus by seven to be there at eightish,...:( , i live in southend and i go to school in chelmsford! stupid me, i WISH i didnt have to go to school. Anon |
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" She is beautiful in an unconventional way (the best way). " heard that bfr mate... Gotta go now |
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