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flim-flam
from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 10:51 [#00377937]
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No idea where it's form as I got it in an email but it's kewl!!
> > INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY > > > > Naan, just killed a man > > poppadom against his head > > Had lime pickle now he's dead. > > Naan, dinner's just begun > > But now I'm gonna throw it all away. > > Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry > > If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow > > Curry on, curry on > > Cause nothing really Madras. > > Too late, my dinner's gone > > Sends shivers down my spine > > Bottom aching all the time > > Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go > > Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. > > Naan, ooh, ooh > > This dupiazza is so mild > > I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. > > [guitar solo] > > I see a little chicken tikka on the side > > Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango > > Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy > > Meat! > > Byriani (Byriani) > > Byriani (Byriani) > > Byriani and a naan > > A vindaloo loo loo loo) > > I've eaten balti, somebody help me > > He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory > > Stand you well back > > 'Case the loo is quarantined... > > Here it comes > > There it goes > > Technicolor yawn > > I chunder > > No! > > It's coming up again > > (There he goes) > > I chunder, it's coming back again > > (There he goes) > > Coming back again > > (up again) > > Here it comes again. > > (No no no no no no NO) > > On my knees, I'm on my knees > > On his knees, Oh, there he goes > > This vindaloo > > Is about to wreck my guts > > Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! > > [guitar solo] > > So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? > > So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? > > Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby > > Just had to come out > > It just had to come right out in here. > > [guitar solo] > > [slow bit] > > Korma or dupizza > > bhaji, naan or saag > > Nothing makes a difference > > Nothing mak
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flim-flam
from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 10:52 [#00377938]
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> > Nothing makes a difference > > Nothing makes a difference > > To meee.... > > (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
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Meho Krljic
from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-09-04 10:52 [#00377939]
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Probably funny to you brits....
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B3n
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 10:57 [#00377942]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00377939
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not all...
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Meho Krljic
from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-09-04 10:59 [#00377946]
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OK, to certain brits.
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flim-flam
from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:00 [#00377948]
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O......k... I found it amusing! Must just be my shite SoH!
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-09-04 12:03 [#00378023]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to flim-flam: #00377948 | Show recordbag
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I thought it was good :)
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 12:04 [#00378026]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #00378023
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You would ya daft racist! (spot the Alan Partridge quote!)
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Pirotess
from Swansea (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-15 14:29 [#00404576]
Points: 571 Status: Lurker | Followup to flim-flam: #00377948
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Nah, it's them who're wrong honey ;)
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