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offline Stay Puft from United States on 2002-09-02 20:54 [#00376043]
Points: 96 Status: Regular



MOTORWOLF TM vs. MUZAK TM

"Are you also sick and tired of the musical lethargy that
dominates the
western popculture in the nineties! And are you also fed up
with the
lack of energy, power and intensity that typifies the
musical wallpaper
of the NOW-generation! Everything that made you FEEL the
music has
disappeared and is replaced by cheesy mucus, weak brainless
shit without
emotion and without humour and imagination. The tameness of
pathetic
middle-class new wave hippy pop, the slickness of
institutionalised
high-school glamour rock'n'roll bands and the shallowness of
depressing
'everyone has fun, but me' pseudo-trance dance music. A
gigantic NEW AGE MIND
LAXATIVE for a 'new and improved' life-style! Everywhere you
look, you
see vegetating mindless zombies, everywhere you listen, you
hear the
STUPIFYING TERROR of MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD MUZAK TM, the
torments of apathy
and mediocrity have taken over! But there is still hope!
AWAY with all
this fake intellectual happy family FAG rock bullshit, if
you still
want to FEEL the PAIN, the BLUES and the SOUL in music! You
better team up
with the MOTORWOLF TM MUSCLE CAR MOTOR TEAM, son, and
EXPERIENCE again
that DANGER, that BITE and that deep TENSION that the giant
HIGH-VOLUME
DRUG ROCK MAGNET sucks out of you, SUFFER intensely from the
flaming
FIRE of the SIDE-PIPE BURNING (and GOD!, it's BURNING RED
HOT in your
face!), TAKE that NITRO-FUEL SUPER-SPEED INJECTION NEEDLE
like a MAN!, and
UNDERGO those fast dynamic CHROME-MAGNET HOTWHEELS of the
BIG-FOOT
MONSTER MOTORBEAR overwhelming your BODY, igniting your MIND
and devouring
your SOUL! BEWARE, PLANET EARTH! The ferocious and brutally
sadistic
DEVIL-WORSHIPPING SPEED DEMONS of the SUPERIOR ROCK'N'ROLL
MASTER RACE
who CONTROL the COSMIC UNIVERSAL RACING TRACK we call LIFE,
will BLAST
you away and ATOMIZE you with the nuclear MEAN MACHINE! Keep
your eyes on
the road, SPEED FREAK, and don't lose it, for the road is
getting
harder, the SUN is BURNING UP! and t


 

offline Stay Puft from United States on 2002-09-02 20:54 [#00376047]
Points: 96 Status: Regular



(cont)

the ROARING ENGINES of the predacious
MOTORHEAD JINX are waiting for the explosive PURSUIT, the
violent
ENFORCEMENT of your twisted BRAIN! MUTATE into a malicious
DOCTOR PLEASE, a
fiendish sex-starved maniacal psychopath (HE truely IS the
WICKED MAN!),
as the eternal SILVER SPOON of the mad DESPERADO DOPE RIDER
will LEAD
you into a satanic alienating ACID DEATH TRIP, a malignant
cancerous
growth inside the head, the MUTANT HIGHWAY WARLORD of the
SNUFF RIDE drives
in TOP GEAR among us with a shotgun in the back of his
SPEEDWAY TRUCK!
The METAL SYRINGE PENETRATES your FLESH and ELIMINATES your
BLOOD, YOU
KNOW your DESTINY is an endless CHASE! The big divine
SUNWHEEL of the
powerful SPEED-O-MAT HOT ROD will keep on ROLLING and
ROLLING, RAW as
HELL and HARD as FUCK! (the FATE of a DEATH RACER is
SPEED!), untill YOU
can dig the tremendous SPEED-O-RAMA DRAGSTER HATE FORCE that
we call
ROCK! So ROCK like a BEAR, baby, and ROCK HARD to IMPOSE,
we'll show you
the way! And don't forget: resistance is useless, but
EXCITING when
you're going to the DOGS anyhow!!!"

Guilherme Tavares,
Minister of Propaganda
MOTORWOLF TM corporation
The Hague, Holland.



 


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