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Stay Puft
from United States on 2002-09-02 20:54 [#00376043]
Points: 96 Status: Regular
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MOTORWOLF TM vs. MUZAK TM
"Are you also sick and tired of the musical lethargy that dominates the
western popculture in the nineties! And are you also fed up with the
lack of energy, power and intensity that typifies the musical wallpaper
of the NOW-generation! Everything that made you FEEL the music has
disappeared and is replaced by cheesy mucus, weak brainless shit without
emotion and without humour and imagination. The tameness of pathetic
middle-class new wave hippy pop, the slickness of institutionalised
high-school glamour rock'n'roll bands and the shallowness of depressing
'everyone has fun, but me' pseudo-trance dance music. A gigantic NEW AGE MIND
LAXATIVE for a 'new and improved' life-style! Everywhere you look, you
see vegetating mindless zombies, everywhere you listen, you hear the
STUPIFYING TERROR of MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD MUZAK TM, the torments of apathy
and mediocrity have taken over! But there is still hope! AWAY with all
this fake intellectual happy family FAG rock bullshit, if you still
want to FEEL the PAIN, the BLUES and the SOUL in music! You better team up
with the MOTORWOLF TM MUSCLE CAR MOTOR TEAM, son, and EXPERIENCE again
that DANGER, that BITE and that deep TENSION that the giant HIGH-VOLUME
DRUG ROCK MAGNET sucks out of you, SUFFER intensely from the flaming
FIRE of the SIDE-PIPE BURNING (and GOD!, it's BURNING RED HOT in your
face!), TAKE that NITRO-FUEL SUPER-SPEED INJECTION NEEDLE like a MAN!, and
UNDERGO those fast dynamic CHROME-MAGNET HOTWHEELS of the BIG-FOOT
MONSTER MOTORBEAR overwhelming your BODY, igniting your MIND and devouring
your SOUL! BEWARE, PLANET EARTH! The ferocious and brutally sadistic
DEVIL-WORSHIPPING SPEED DEMONS of the SUPERIOR ROCK'N'ROLL MASTER RACE
who CONTROL the COSMIC UNIVERSAL RACING TRACK we call LIFE, will BLAST
you away and ATOMIZE you with the nuclear MEAN MACHINE! Keep your eyes on
the road, SPEED FREAK, and don't lose it, for the road is getting
harder, the SUN is BURNING UP! and t
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Stay Puft
from United States on 2002-09-02 20:54 [#00376047]
Points: 96 Status: Regular
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(cont)
the ROARING ENGINES of the predacious MOTORHEAD JINX are waiting for the explosive PURSUIT, the violent
ENFORCEMENT of your twisted BRAIN! MUTATE into a malicious DOCTOR PLEASE, a
fiendish sex-starved maniacal psychopath (HE truely IS the WICKED MAN!),
as the eternal SILVER SPOON of the mad DESPERADO DOPE RIDER will LEAD
you into a satanic alienating ACID DEATH TRIP, a malignant cancerous
growth inside the head, the MUTANT HIGHWAY WARLORD of the SNUFF RIDE drives
in TOP GEAR among us with a shotgun in the back of his SPEEDWAY TRUCK!
The METAL SYRINGE PENETRATES your FLESH and ELIMINATES your BLOOD, YOU
KNOW your DESTINY is an endless CHASE! The big divine SUNWHEEL of the
powerful SPEED-O-MAT HOT ROD will keep on ROLLING and ROLLING, RAW as
HELL and HARD as FUCK! (the FATE of a DEATH RACER is SPEED!), untill YOU
can dig the tremendous SPEED-O-RAMA DRAGSTER HATE FORCE that we call
ROCK! So ROCK like a BEAR, baby, and ROCK HARD to IMPOSE, we'll show you
the way! And don't forget: resistance is useless, but EXCITING when
you're going to the DOGS anyhow!!!"
Guilherme Tavares, Minister of Propaganda MOTORWOLF TM corporation The Hague, Holland.
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