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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:15 [#00019247]



I was going to write something, then I figured, why bother?
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:20 [#00019248]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:26 [#00019249]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:32 [#00019250]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:33 [#00019251]



Lesson 4:

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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:36 [#00019252]



Lesson X:

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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:43 [#00019253]



Lesson 3:

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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:46 [#00019255]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:55 [#00019256]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:57 [#00019257]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:57 [#00019258]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 07:59 [#00019259]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 08:00 [#00019260]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 08:02 [#00019261]



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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 08:09 [#00019264]



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Cassavettes on 2001-08-02 08:15 [#00019267]



REMINDER: Never give out your password or credit card number
in an instant message conversation.
(d)Katie(d) says:
scott
Cecil B. Demented says:
what
(d)Katie(d) says:
whats happening?
Cecil B. Demented says:
nothing
(d)Katie(d) says:
:o fine
(d)Katie(d) says:
b like that u asshole
Cecil B. Demented says:
did you write into the childrens section of the hearald
sun?
Cecil B. Demented says:
I saw it
Cecil B. Demented says:
"Even though, I had met her months before, played Donkey
Kong with her, and she had no eyebrows then. That was her
style."
(d)Katie(d) says:
shut up, we all had to for english and they chose my stupid
one, thats not MY fault so shut up please
Cecil B. Demented says:
for english?
(d)Katie(d) says:
thankyou
(d)Katie(d) says:
yes for english
Cecil B. Demented says:
I hate that section of the newspaper
(d)Katie(d) says:
what the fuck are u talking about?? more to the point,
who???
Cecil B. Demented says:
what?
(d)Katie(d) says:
"Even though, I had met her months before, played Donkey
Kong with her, and she had no eyebrows then. That was her
style."
(d)Katie(d) says:
that
Cecil B. Demented says:
that's nothing
Cecil B. Demented says:
it was just on paste
(d)Katie(d) says:
why did u write that?
Cecil B. Demented says:
it's just from a harmony korine interview
Cecil B. Demented says:
I thought it was funny
(d)Katie(d) says:
oh
(d)Katie(d) says:
yeah.......
(d)Katie(d) says:
REAL FUNNY
Cecil B. Demented says:
yes
Cecil B. Demented says:
real funny
(d)Katie(d) says:
mmmmmm
Cecil B. Demented says:
Those jail birds could break out at any time and just kill
you.......
Cecil B. Demented says:
that was weird how you wrote that
(d)Katie(d) says:
what ever your wierd
Cecil B. Demented says:
your retarded
Cecil B. Demented says:
you know that german girl
Cecil B. Demented says:
does she speak any english?
(d)Katie(d) says:
yes she does
(d)Katie(d) says:
why why u wanna know?? she doesnt need to speak to get to
know u does she?????????
(d)Katie(d) says:
lol:)
Cecil B. Demented says:
no
Cecil B. Demented says:
I never heard her speak
(d)Katie(d) says:
really?
Cecil B. Demented says:
then I heard her say something in German to the wall
Cecil B. Demented says:
she was mumbling in German at the wall for about 5 minutes
Cecil B. Demented says:
it was weird
Cecil B. Demented says:
she's weirder
(d)Katie(d) says:
yeah sure mate
Cecil B. Demented says:
she's crazy too
Cecil B. Demented says:
She brang that dead budgie to school for Studio Arts
Cecil B. Demented says:
that was weird
(d)Katie(d) says:
what?
Cecil B. Demented says:
it was for art or something
Cecil B. Demented says:
she brang a dead budgie
(d)Katie(d) says:
whateva.....
Cecil B. Demented says:
and she had it glued to a cross
(d)Katie(d) says:
lol
(d)Katie(d) says:
lol
Cecil B. Demented says:
it's true
(d)Katie(d) says:
ok
(d)Katie(d) says:
se.;/'
Cecil B. Demented says:
bye


 

Phobiazero from Sweden on 2001-08-02 12:40 [#00019323]



FYI: I have removed a few messages from this thread.


 

rob fragilenine+knukklehedz from a warm place on 2001-08-02 14:03 [#00019330]



What happened?


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-02 19:13 [#00019385]



Thanks phobiaone, I'm glad you removed the messages of those
nasty people that called me a "tunkerhead" and a "turd
muffin face". I mean, that's uncalled for. Thanks for
sticking up for me.

take 2 marshmellow skewers:

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Put a marshmellow on each:

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roast marshmellows under fire:

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One for me and one for you, yum!

:)


 

Monkey Bronte on 2001-08-03 00:33 [#00019433]



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JJJJJJJAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEE
EEEEEYYYYYYRRRRRRRREEEEEE
"if I don't kill you what is there to talk about?"
"What's cum?"

________________________

"...would you fuck me?"
-No
"Why not?"
-Because I jerk off instead

"They never found his head.... I always thought that was
funny"
"My whole family fucked me under the Christmas tree. Mr
brother chanting 'jingle balls, jingle balls.' Oh Santa, why
have thou forsaken me?"

_____________
"Have you ever sucked cock? show me what you do when you
suck a dick"
"...And I know for a fact that you don't know what 'fuck'
means"
"Ich Muss!"

____________________

"Are they lizard?"
-No, they're Italian

"This is bat country"

__________________________________
ejaculate in horses mouth and call it a day


 

Frank Sinatra's Penisthe good life, living it up o on 2001-08-03 00:35 [#00019434]




Mike Watt: Them Saturday Night Live people make terrible
movies.

Korine: I know, they should all die.

Watt: Fletch and all that, so unfunny.

Korine: I hate shit like that.

Watt: Are they take offs of Milton Berle?

Korine: I like Milty, though. Milty had the biggest schlong.
The whole time he was wearing a dress he had like three
legs. I saw this photo of his wife and all I could think
about was her taking Milty - like she was so old and awful
and I had this image of it and it was really hard to digest.
But he basically owns most of Western humor. He took all the
jokes and copyrighted them and then he published them in his
books. He's the Proust of 20th century humor.

Watt: I heard he had a terrible reputation for stealing
jokes.

Korine: The only person worse was Al Jolson.

Watt: He was a thief too?

Korine: He was the worst of them all. Jolson was good
because he was a Jew dressed as a black man.

Watt: That was the whole plot, right? His daddy wants him to
be a cantor but he wants to wear blackface and sing jazz.

Korine: Yeah, but he was notorious. He was the world's
greatest performer.

Watt: Talk about comedians rip off, what about Robin
Williams ripping off Jonathan Winters, man? He stole that
guy's whole act.

Korine: Yeah, I can't even look at that guy. That guy's just
like an ape. Oh, I'm in love with this one girl in this
magazine. I just looked at her photo. Sorry to break ....

Watt: That's all right.

Korine: What did you say?

Watt: I mean you're making movies and I wonder what you
think. What about all these retread movies?

Korine: I stopped seeing movies. I grew up watching films
and I stopped because they fail to startle. The actors
aren't there to give you something you haven't seen before.
That's why I became a filmmaker, because no one else is
showing me the types of things I wanted to see.

Watt: I saw only two movies in my whole 30's. I'm going to
be 40 in 10 days.

Korine: My parents are 44.

Watt: Damn! I stopped watching movies when crap like
Caddyshack started coming out.

Korine: Somehow you have to find influence in Caddyshack.
Somehow you have to find something in Caddyshack. It's like
a job, it becomes a mission. Didn't Casavette's direct
Caddyshack? It was one of his last movies.

Watt: He must've been on the shit like everyone else in the
movie.

Korine: I think he had cancer or something?

Watt: Oh fuck.

Korine: I mean Godard directed Porkys under a pseudonym. So
things like that are good.

Watt: Now they keep making shitty movies based on '60s TV
shows like The Beverly Hillbillies.

Korine: You can't even stop to pay attention to that kind of
thing because it just leads to something grander and more
disappointing. You just lose any kind of faith you once had.
You don't want to give up all together. I mean, I almost
have, but you have to think there are some kind of gems.

Watt: You have to take heart in the little victories because
in the end it's a big defeat.

Korine: You know a lot of people do crank in Middle America.
I grew up around those kids.

Watt: Is that what the apartment wrestling thing is about,
when them cats start beating up that chair?

Korine: Oh, right, right, right.

Watt: That's kind of a tweaker hobby.

Korine: That's one of those things that definitely comes out
of that.

Watt: I really liked that scene.

Korine: That's probably one of my favourite scenes in the
movie .... a chair becomes a person.

Watt: It becomes like a Sisyphys stone in a way, man, like
he's gonna get back at the fuckin' world.

Korine: I wasn't in the room. There was no one in the room
except for the cameraman when we shot that scene because I
knew something was gonna happen, I could feel it. So, I just
let it happen. We rigged a boom onto the top of this camera
and closed all the doors and smashed all the monitors - it
was the last day of shooting - and just run in every four
minutes and give some kind of direction, whisper something.
I knew there was something special going on. At one point
the big guy asked if he could throw the refrigerator out the
window. In the first cut that scene was five minutes longer.
They ended up baking the chair, making it spaghetti. They
cooked it. I had to shorten it but it became its own film.
You saw them put it in the oven and put the spaghetti sauce
on it, and then the big guy started to eat a piece of the
seat! It became something pretty. Maybe that's the
director's cut.

Watt: You know them little kids at the beginning that are
going "pussy"?

Korine: Yeah, right.

Watt: ....And then it ends with the cat and the cat's a
pussy too.

Korine: There's millions of those types of things.
Hopefully, that's what the film is only about, just things
like that.

Watt: It's like throwing marbles in the air and having them
come down stacked in pyramids.

Korine: Exactly. Everything's about the details,
everything's about what's going on or what's in the corner.

Watt: I kind of hated them [the kids in the movie] at the
end because they said they'd only kill cats with no owner.
They broke their own rule.

Korine: Yeah.

Watt: When a guy builds a little logic he builds a little
world.

Korine: That's what happens.

Watt: That's how I saw the framework. It was their
commandment they took, and then they go and fuck it up.

Korine: That's what always happens. They always kill the
cat.

Watt: The other thing was the filth. People can live in such
squalor.

Korine: Yeah, all that stuff was from that person's house. I
mean we didn't set any of that up. Where that little kid
lives, that was his house. I remember after the movie was
done, he got hit by a car when he ran out in the street and
it like broke his leg and his dad made him get up and
apologize to the guy that hit him, that ran over his leg.

Watt: Damn.

Korine: That's the kind of thing that inspires thought. It's
snowing out my window [in New York City].

Watt: It's not snowing in Pedro.

Korine: For my next movie I'm going to try to get Merle
Haggard to do the score.

Watt: I just played in NYC and Merle played the night before
me and he left his bottle of Dickie [Tennessee whiskey] and
the club gave it to me and I drank it.

Korine: That's amazing.

Watt: You told me you saw him, and he was all fucked up,
right?

Korine: He had rosey cheeks. It was real dark and he was
wearing a Kangol and black sunglasses. He was singing with
his ex-wife. They sounded real good together. He was falling
off and stuff. He's a real good guitar player though.

Watt: He smokes. He's got a face that's a fuckin' story.

Korine: The Merle Haggard story, that's a good story, too,
the whole thing about seeing Johnny Cash when he was in
prison, when he did Live In San Quentin, that's when he said
he wanted to be a singer. He was in jail when Johnny Cash
played there.

Watt: I like that shot of Johnny Cash flipping off the
camera, him going "fffuhhh" with his mouth.

Korine: My little sister used to be best friends with his
granddaughter. She'd go over there every Christmas and watch
him pop pills and stuff. He's one of those guys who says
"I'd just like to thank Jesus for getting me off drugs," and
all that to get the career back and then after the show he'd
go into the bathroom and shoot a speedball. I think of all
those guys, though.

Watt: Looking for the redemption, I guess.

Korine: You have to live within the margins.

Watt: You were talking about tweakers, that stuff goes way
back in a way... In the culture.

Korine: Sure... Crank.

Watt: Work hard, work fast.

Korine: I don't think people realize how many people are on
crank. I used to be able to smell people making it in their
bathtubs. I mean there's housewives and little kids...

Watt: They make it in mini pickup trucks and just drop the
waste shit on the side of the road.

Korine: And everyone pulls their shades down, their houses
are totally dark.

Watt: In Japan they call it "sabu."

Korine: In Russia now, it's like the biggest thing. It's not
speed, they make this thing called, uh, I don't know, they
make it with gasoline and syrup and Ketamine. It's more
popular than heroin here. It's very cheap and all the old
women sell it, old women sitting on corners. Something like
six million teenagers are addicted to it. It has like a real
weird name like "slovovov" or something. It's good it's
taking over. I think that the future is tweakers.

Watt: You were saying you were into hardcore punk when you
were eleven?

Korine: Oh yeah, I started listening to Minor Threat when I
was real little. The only time I ever had a job in my life
was when I worked at Hagen Daz when I was like twelve.

Watt: Like Henry? [Rollins.]

Korine: Exactly. I lied about my age 'cause Ian Mackeye [on
the back of the Minor Threat album] was working at Hagen
Daz. So me and my friend shaved our heads and we got jobs
and we'd do stuff like spit in the fucking ice creams, and
put dead daddy longlegs in there. My friend used to jerk off
on bagels and stuff. It was good, but we got fired real
quick. It was the only job I ever had.

Watt: I heard that with daddy longlegs, if their poison
could get into you, it'd kill you, but their teeth are too
weak.

Korine: I wonder if I killed the fuckers when I was little?
I hope not.

Watt: Their teeth aren't strong enough so they can't get the
poison in you.

Korine: Wow. I didn't know there was any poison in them.

Watt: Me neither, I just read this somewhere.

Korine: It sounds like a lie.

Watt: Haaaaa! I always let spiders live, they get the
roaches.

Korine: That's a good thing to live by.

Watt: D. Boon was always freaked out by spiders.

Korine: I never liked them when I was growing up. I never
liked animals. I liked to watch horses though.

Watt: Did you do a lot of cutting on GUMMO?

Korine: Completely. I could of made like, four other films.

Watt: What about the scene you're in?

Korine: That's hard for me to talk about. That's the last
scene I filmed in the entire movie because I don't work
drunk.

Watt: I thought it was done around the time of the furniture
wrestling.

Korine: Sometimes it's hard for me to watch it. I know it's
funny but I wasn't really sure if that was the intention. I
mean, it's intended to be funny but I don't know... I can't
really look at myself. I was really fucked up, I was out of
my mind. After I was done I threw my sister out a window.

Watt: Whoa!

Korine: Just out of joy, though. She didn't get cut. It was
some kind of release. I think it was an emotional thing.

Watt: Fuck this world!

Korine: You just gotta please yourself. But at the same time
I hate it when people call me an anarchist or some kind of
punk because I totally think of myself in a tradition, like
in a cinematic tradition as far as maverick filmmakers go. I
don't think of myself as an anarchist who does something for
the effect of it because that's empty. That's an insult.

Watt: Yeah, it's sort of like theatre.

Korine: I don't think there's a thing called inventing the
wheel, the wheel is like there. Maybe it's the spin of the
wheel.

Watt: People keep making all these hambone shit films! All
of those Saturday Night Live films!

Korine: That's why I almost think that if those movies are
films, then what I do is not - I know it's cinema, but what
I do is not movies.

Watt: How do you feel about D. W. Griffith?

Korine: I feel more at home with him or Buster Keaton than
with... I don't feel any union with other filmmakers.
There's definitely not a movement.

Watt: You like Scorsese?

Korine: Yeah, he's made good movies. I love that "King Of
Comedy." I think it's a great film. From what I heard, Jerry
Lewis is supposed to be the most evil guy in the world and
that was as close to his real personality that anyone has
seen. It took like 50 takes of each scene because no matter
how Scorsese directed him he did the Jerry Lewis thing and
finally after 50 takes he would get so angry and annoyed he
would do what you saw. I heard it was real difficult.
Jerry's like the Demon. He made that infamous film "The Day
The Clowns Died," that no one's seen. He plays this piper
who leads all the children to the gas chambers. I think he
owns the only print in the whole world. Like eleven people
have seen it.

Watt: "In France I'm God." [Imitating Jerry Lewis].

Korine: Yeah, I don't understand the French.

Watt: Did you just go there?

Korine: Yeah, the film was really well received in Europe, I
mean critically. There's no such thing as a right or wrong
in response to it - if someone hates it, fine.

Watt: Like that cat you were telling me about in Toronto?

Korine: Oh yeah, the guy I almost stabbed. That guy got
right in my face. I just don't like it when people get in my
face. They can write what they want and I get upset when
they write lies, but in a weird way I don't really care, you
know? My job is just to make movies and let them respond but
I just don't like it when a person gets right up in my face
like this critic did. I almost stabbed him in the neck - I
almost killed him, his girlfriend too. You gotta defend your
honor.

Watt: What do you think about Andy Kaufman?

Korine: He was so, so good. He was so punk. He would throw
out jokes with no punchlines. He's the ruler, the greatest.
They're gonna make a movie of his life now. That's gonna
suck so bad.

Watt: They always do.

Korine: I mean, there's enough footage, just do the
documentary. Use the real footage, it's much better.

Watt: What about the Bad Brains?

Korine: Oh my Gosh, they were amazing.

Watt: H. R. and the backflips!

Korine: I remember when I saw them when I was a little kid,
it was like nothing I had ever seen before. He had such a
good style.

Watt: He had like thirty voices.

Korine: All those SST bands, what happened? Like your band.
What I mean is like I was watching this documentary on punk
rock and it ended with The Sex Pistols. I think it went up
to The Talking Heads or something and then it totally
skipped to Nirvana and it didn't make any sense to me.

Watt: Who's your favourite old school rapper?

Korine: I think the best one of those guys is Slick Rick. I
always liked his voice. He's probably the most influential.
Snoop and all those guys are indebted to him because he
lived in England like for ten years and then came to America
so he had that real strange British - Bronx - gay smooth
voice. I think The Wu is pretty good now. I was hanging out
with Ol' Dirty Bastard not too long ago. I like it because
it's like Vaudeville.

Watt: You spend a lot of time on the music in your films?

Korine: I spend as much time editing the sound as I do
editing the film.

Watt: Wow.


 

Mr. Steve and the intellectually disabled rainbow on 2001-08-03 00:38 [#00019435]



IRA
I just want us to be friends.

SHARON
But...you don't ever want to see me again.

IRA
Or talk to you.


 

Doll no.1 on 2001-08-03 02:25 [#00019443]



..please!!


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-03 07:18 [#00019461]



oops! One fell in the fire!

-------0
-------
fAAfAf*0*ffAffAAfAfAAf

Yee gads! Luckily for me, that was yours. I think I'll name
my marshmellow "kirby".


 

Synchronicity on 2001-08-03 12:24 [#00019502]



hahaha..."m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m", your the
funniest person i've seen on this messageboard...but this
tops it. thanx for giving me my first laugh at the computer
screen today...


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-03 20:36 [#00019581]



... I... I have a fan... *sniff* ...you can have MY
marshmellow...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-14 01:19 [#00480629]
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-+===--9----------- ()

----__----O

WAT3RwargterWATERwatrWA*hiccup*TER


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-12-14 01:22 [#00480634]
Points: 2496 Status: Lurker



Good grief these junk topics are getting to me.. Jand, could
you do some of your mod magic? :D


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-14 01:26 [#00480636]
Points: 21459 Status: Lurker



Jand, uviol's unnecessary complaints are getting to me..
She's like hitler, wanting to put all the "bad" topics in
the concentration camps. Would you expect anything else from
an actor from... uh, full house or whatever the hell she was
on? can you ban her or something?


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-12-14 01:39 [#00480641]
Points: 3346 Status: Regular



wow, this is the most intelligent, well thought-out thread!

it just blows my mind.


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-12-14 01:45 [#00480645]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



i remember this thread!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-14 01:50 [#00480650]
Points: 21459 Status: Lurker



Sarcasm, such as that used in this sentence, is awesome!


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2002-12-14 01:54 [#00480654]
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lol!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-12-14 01:56 [#00480656]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



Best thread ever.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2002-12-14 02:39 [#00480672]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



Don't close this plz

I wanna say

"THIS IS FUCKING BAT COUNTRY!"

"GOOD GOD THAT WAS A FUCKING MACHINE GUN!"

"TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLF SHOES!"


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-12-14 03:50 [#00480699]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



a reminder of the kinder gentler more forgiving hierarchy??


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-14 03:54 [#00480701]
Points: 21459 Status: Lurker



actually it was a very profound prediction about the fate of
humanity written by a korwakian philosopher in its alien
language. The english interpretation was destroyed by
zorzakians if FD 4006, but they are working on deciphering
it again.


 


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