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Wizards Teeth from Parsnip Land on 2001-08-01 14:41 [#00019124] | |||||||||
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Hello please will you inform me the next time you see any of those brown things for sale, the ones that stand next to the boys that whisper all the time : "Hello we like steel, hello we attempt to set fire to police helmets, hello we like to ask the reflection of a bull the directions to my spanish villa". That is all they talk about, I once got trapped in a lift with one for six hours, He constantly argued about carpets, invisible horses and the price of hiring a ninja. I suppose it does not matter if friends no longer talk to you if you refuse to believe they are only interested in the opposite sex as they are good at preparing sandcastles and painting fences. Please can I have my Karate kid videos back ? Meat. Mother - Please allow me to apply for an office job if I clean my teeth after each meal. If you do not I will run away from home and live with some seagulls that have nested in a Gladiators helmet on the set of the Gladiator film. I failed to meet Russell Crowe as he was shagging some ladies in a tent made from ice (also known as an igloo). If I lived at the bottom of the sea and owned my own buisness, I would probably hire mainly crabs as the work force. They walk sideways and never answer back. Very dedicated. Customer - Hello have you any of those long things with meat inside Butcher - Ahhhh, you mean sausages Customer - Paper can set on fire if left next to some fat people |
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Wizards Teeth from Parsnip Land on 2001-08-01 14:46 [#00019128] | |||||||||
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I also forgot to ask. I am trying to locate some cheap fax machines. Does anyone know of any magic spells or potions that will help me out ? |
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