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These pick up lines are sure to work...because hey look at me i on get turned half as often as i used to. You - Did it Hurt Her - Did what hurt? You - When u fell from heaven Post your pickup lines that the women/men never turn down |
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moochest du mine shlonge? and if they know what i mean...they awalys say, ja ich moochte! slobbinzenobbin! |
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hallo, du reicht so gut ... -smile- |
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yeah i understand...... |
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''Hello! I'm Ophecks! You may know me from such websites as Aphextwin.nu and bigtits.com! Have sex with me!'' Works every time. |
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oh no not more "meine lange shlange" things! |
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do i use ophecks or my own name?? |
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You have a better chance using opheck's. ;) |
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hi?... how are you?... nice night, isn't it?...you really think i'm kinda cute? ...err.. what will $100 get me???... oh, wait, i think i only have $87.25... what can i get for that...??? ... that would be kewl... |
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how dare u insult me...as a matter of fact my mum says i am quite handsome....so HAH! |
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i hate when u see a hot chick at a club/bar and they won't even open their mouths untill u buy them something! u know what i mean... |
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...i...want...your...soul... |
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...come to daddy..... then make a humongous grin like dis =) |
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-Do you want a f**k? -No -Do you mind lying down while I have one? |
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Copied and pasted from a previous ''pickup line topic'' I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again? My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Can I flirt with you? Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. All those curves, and me with no brakes. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? |
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Is it true when a girl says "Yes" she means "No" and when she says "No" she means "Yes". (It doesn't matter what her reply is) |
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your mom must've been a terrorist, cause you're the bomb |
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i've actually never used that, i just thought it was funny |
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yoda pick-up line: don't u want to feel my force flowing thru u? a friend (a girl) told me one: nice legs, what time do they open? |
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Me - mind if I kiss you? her- no (no or many variants.. i.e. go ahead, please, what are you waiting, thought you'd never ask...) and that would end the line.. has worked for me 100% |
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"Hey baby, wanna do it with a real man?.." |
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want to go halves on a bastard? |
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hahahha these lines are just to funny...guys dont use lines-not even to make a girl laugh |
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My that shirt looks becoming on you, but then again, if I was on you I'd be cumming too. |
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Hi I want to see your boobs and have sex with you. |
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hahah you guys are crack-ups! many of these lines would break the ice cos the 'girl' would probably be laughing.....which is usually a good thing. =0) |
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yeah you gotta say it like you are making fun of it... not that Ive done that... or even hit on a girl period *cries* |
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Argh! What fim was it where a guy used the line "What would you like for breakfast???" It's buggin' me now! |
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how bout this un......."Gee! You don't sweat much for a big-ole fat girl!" In a college bar, a drunk guy staggered into the ladies room. The bouncer went in and dragged him out, the conversation as he was brought out: Bouncer: "Why were you in there?" Drunk: "Said 'women' on the door! That's what I want, that's where I went." |
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All these lines are in and of themselves witty but they also all supply obvious ammunition for the put down line in return..... You're better off just saying what sounds right at the moment (not a pre-planned 'line') and take it from there . Trust me . I'm a 58 year old virgin bachelor. It all makes perfect sense ;D |
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hi i like starwars... i watch the hole trilogy three times a month. |
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hi i like starwars... i watch the hole trilogy three times a month. and I drink warm milk when I watch it ;D |
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would you like to help me put some lard on my cats boil? |
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would you like to see my collection of animated avatars? they are 'tops'. would you like a beaker of tizer? |
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Do you defrag often? Works great! |
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Taoist Blockade and 010101, those have gotta be the best ones I've heard. Much props. |
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here's my pick up line, and it works every time... "So, would you like to go have sexual intercourse right now?!?!?" |
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with young gentlemen or the opposite? |
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AHAHHAHA ok ok.....raimons was good but you did ONE better by adding the 'WARM MILK' bit....tee hee you's guys are funny! btw pawnmac.....that bouncer/drunk scenario was TOO funny as well! =0) |
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Hi, you want me to show you a magic trick? after tonight i can make you disappear. |
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Nice Avatar ;oD |
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Ich wollte meine grosse swanz, in deine arslock geputzen.... Or something. Learned that from a friend who lived in Germany. Yeah, I KNOW what it means. Dirty one |
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heh..that bouncer/drunk story reminds me... I was off my face about a month back and was trying to pretend to my other half I wasn't...not very successfully...so I went out into town just for a walk and all that... Popped in a pub cause I sooo needed a piss...ordered a guiness and then popped to the toilet....and I guess I should've noticed the lack of urinals.. Anyway, went into the stall..and when I came out the whole toilet was like packed with around 10 middle-aged women...who weren't that amused to find a bug-eyed bloke in their toilet...:(... whoops!!... I left pretty quick after that...:)...hehe, they should make an anti-drugs ad starring me...that would scare kids into a chemical-free life for sure..:).. |
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