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offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 16:38 [#00312977]
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is sexy. dont you think???

she didnt used to look that nice, but the older she gets the
sexier she gets.

i wish she was my maths teacher when i was at school....


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-07-17 16:40 [#00312981]
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She eats Whitley's cock


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2002-07-17 16:58 [#00312997]
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I think she looks fucking awful. I find her really
irritating.

She's supposed to be really clever too, yet she only managed
a 3rd class degree so she's either not that bright, or
dossed around loads whilst at uni.

And I reckon p0g0's statement is correct. Poor Richard.
I'm sure he could do better.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 17:01 [#00313004]
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Did she hurt a member of your family in any way Miner?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-07-17 17:57 [#00313060]
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the older she gets the sexier she gets? (thinks barbara
cartland)

ive got a third class degree you cheeky get


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 20:14 [#00313204]
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get her off my television!


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 21:45 [#00313302]
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oi. leave her alone, shes lovely.

and apparently, my sister has just told me that there was
mention of the 'squarepusher' and 'aphex twin' on BBC Uk tv,
on a programme that was on today at around 7 oclock about
mp3/internet piracy. but i missed it so i cant verify.

what i can verify is that carol vorderman is sex on legs,
and should maybe think about taking some kit off on
countdown.



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 21:49 [#00313308]
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Yes. Me and a few others in the .nu room were watching it...
some scottish girl was talking about downloading stuff and
they showed some of her files


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 22:25 [#00313349]
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man you need your head seeing to, give me katy hill anyday
man


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-07-17 22:31 [#00313358]
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i prefer the new bird who does newsround


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 22:39 [#00313376]
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Carol vorderman.....<>
(Wipes chin) She is a raging MOOSE!
An old friend of mine had the major chubbies for her but she
just makes me think of an aunty figure and that is just too
darned disturbing to think about!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 22:41 [#00313380]
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the newish one on blue peter has the most shocking fringe


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 22:46 [#00313391]
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oh come on flim flam, never heard of 'incest is best'? lol

one of the ones on blue peter is a woman but she looks like
she is a 6 year old girl.

i hate blue peter.

i think phillipa forester is also fit, esp when she used to
present 'robot wars' in a tight black pvc cat suit.
UMMMMMM!

katy hill is minging, gaby roslin is not bad.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 22:48 [#00313395]
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no philippa forester went downhill a bit after having a kid
and then she did that chris morris thing and I lost all
respect for her....wait, respect? she was merely techno
boffin eye candy!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-17 22:52 [#00313403]
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Yum

Yum2

Barry White!

I've always had a thing for older chicks, she's a dish.

Oh yeah, that Barry White pic showed up when I did the
Google image search. I just linked it because he's funny
looking, and it's odd that a search for Carol Vorderman
brought up a pic that sexay voiced man.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 22:53 [#00313407]
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oh god she's so much like a girl I know its scary, any of
you can have her number if you want, she's very clean


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-07-17 23:00 [#00313420]
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bestest bird ever is sabrina the "teenage" witch a.k.a
melissa joan hart (ooooooooooooooh yes)

and before you get the police onto me, she's 26


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 23:03 [#00313421]
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I agree with you grinningcat - phillipa is one hot ckick!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-17 23:06 [#00313425]
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oh god she's not even remotely attractive


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-18 00:59 [#00313532]
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I have actually met Carol Vorderman. I was introduced to
her, and I got to shake hands with her.

*haven't washed hand since* Hehehehhe

It was at a presentation at one of the schools in my county.
Very, very clever lady!


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-07-18 01:08 [#00313546]
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very clever eh ? but she still shook your hand ?

must have been your left hand eh Chris ???

*evil cackle*

nah, really man I'm jus' jealous... :D



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-18 01:21 [#00313560]
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Hehehe

Jealousy is a horrid trait !

PS. She also said to say hi to that wonderful Smokehammer
person on the message board! ;)


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2002-07-18 01:31 [#00313573]
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well she's a fraud then, not so clever after all ...
only place I've ever been NEAR to her was under the desk of
that Sophie girl with the dictionary on Countdown. Never
even met Vorderman. Too busy with my face full of fish ;D


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-18 10:04 [#00314119]
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she didn't even do that well at maths at uni chris, she is a
frumpy fraud and I can't believe whitely used to present
local news


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2002-07-18 10:18 [#00314146]
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shes on telly way to much, imho. and if shes so clever why
is she still doing crappy diy programs??and britains
brainiest teacher etc...how bout she does something a little
more intellectual since she is supposed to be so clever.

oh and u are all wrong the best lookin is cat deeley off
smtv but shes not on any more:(


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-18 10:19 [#00314150]
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pitting kids against each other in that show is so wrong..


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-07-18 11:36 [#00314322]
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Like Pokemon! Hehehe


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-07-18 11:39 [#00314333]
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carol vorderman is a fox on countdown...but that house show
was just terrrible


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-18 13:22 [#00314518]
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pokemon is so wrong... :D


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-18 21:55 [#00315191]
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cat deely has a bent nose! look carefully!

yes ophecks, ive finally found someone who shares my love
for this woman!! shes on uk tv everyday, and looks foxier
everyday!! and i think the fact that she is REALLY clever is
such a turn on.

oh, and barry white just looks WRONG. He looks like some
weird species of an animal.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2002-07-18 22:05 [#00315215]
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well everyone is entitled to their own opinions i suppose,
but is carol really that clever....she can do simple sums
quickly...but does that make her clever?? well i dunno
depends how u define it i suppose.....
oh and pokemon is wrong


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-18 22:06 [#00315217]
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Carol has been proven to have a frikkin HUGE IQ... The bird
is Einstein-ett!
Shame she's a total heffer!


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2002-07-18 22:12 [#00315231]
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hahahahaha yeah suppose she does have a high IQ, but she
sounds like such a dumbass on those diy programs,and if shes
so clever howcome she doesnt get to press the button to
start the clock on countdown(and the associated BS/bad
jokes/etc) which is the best job!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-18 22:14 [#00315235]
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and those bloody consolidate your debt ads she's on

we should have big brother eviction style voting for
presenters and they could be blacklisted


 

offline flim-flam from In a cupboard, in the kitchen. (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-18 22:21 [#00315254]
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lol....true, true!

(voicefrom the back)...I have a bud!!!


 


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