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Anyone interested. You remember these things? SOme one starts off and it gets added to etc. Oh yes and I guess the idea is to relate it back to the Aphex Twin or something. Anyway if you're not doing anything else. |
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The story of the brown toad and Mrs Tabby cat. One day Mrs Tab as her friends liked to call her, was out sweeping her front porch. The sun was shining and all was right with the world. Or so she thought. “Good morning” shouted Ted Fox Mrs Tabby blanked him Ted strode off in a huff and the village fete was rained off. Maybe tommorow will be a better day in |
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...in the shopping mall... because santa will be there listening to what little toads want... |
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and what they don't want, they have really short attention spans you know. Proffessor Wendy Boatcumsin has documented this quite well with her experiments with Toads and... |
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Some say when she's not snoring her head off she really does come up with some interesting theories. Back at Mrs Tabby's house however things were not so good. After having cleaned the front porch she moved to the back of the house. And it was at this point that her day went from bad to worse when through the window what should she see sitting in the middle of her back lawn but... |
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a television with a dog pissing on it, on the screen there is an unsightly man screaming "IWANTYOURSOUL!" mrs tabby runs to the phone and just as she picks it up, it rings on the other end its... |
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her cousin with some bad news. The End. |
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Brown Toad and Mrs.Tabby II The sequel we all didnt beg for Mrs. Tabby does Brown Toad SCENE DIRECTIONS We see Mrs. Tabby and Brown Toad in a darkened room lit by a light filtering from the street light through a window..the television is on but it's just spitting out dark static and white noise. Camera zooms in and we see Brown Toad strapped to a chair with a belt across the arms. Zoom out and pan to see Mrs. Tabby standing with a syringe..the light glints off the needle.. MUSIC DIRECTION the violent strings from the psycho shower scene palyed at a quarter speed interspread with gutteral moans.. Brown Toad: Gwan ya furry tart..do yer worst Mrs Tabby (laughs): No no no no no.....not my worst my dear sweet sweet boy..for you I have saved only the best.. (presses on the plunger and we see some of the contents of the syringe sprinkle) |
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