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Slapass Leapfrog the new game sweeping the nation..all you need is your ass..and um...another ass...as seen on the Drew Carey Show here's what it sounds like... |
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alas another new fad with heaps of potential bites the dust..I blame the big name corporaste toy makers..Mattel for one for squeezing out the little guy..here I am with an Idea for a wholesome yet slightly bent persuit and they squeeze me out..it's a conspiracy..they are biased against me..because my name is the same as an insect...... |
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yeh a conspiracy I tells ya..the other day I found a Barbie powered by masculine nanites snooping around..actually she was lying there all complacent and stony eyed in my doll collection..I went to do my weekly count and I came up one too many...and I went waiiit a minute...I dont collect Barbie dolls..on the account of them being unrealistic and an offence to the feminine kind...and then and there she jumped up and zapped me with a tiny tazer she produced from her handbag..it also had infrared goggles and bugs and transmitters and the works...and I tired to speak and my tongue got all swollen like..and I just went duddudud..what I was try to say was...you spying plastic tramp...she just laughed an evil clown laugh and sprayed my eyes with something and knocked me out cold...I had forgotten all of this until I started playing with my Amazing Hypno Ring that came in my cereal box and I managed to hypnotize and regress myself this morning while having breaksfast...so..a conspiracy..by a major corporation..so what else is new.... |
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there were frogs crouching inside frocks..eagerly sucking and storing up wads of venoms..ready to spring and spit.. |
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Hey you want a mirror so you can look at yourself while you have this conversation? |
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hmm..no its more of an out of body experience thing..I am sitting in an armchair infront of myself |
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man... I don't even know WHAT the fuck just happened... |
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sup afxNUMB :) |
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Hey, just asking dude........Zephry-same ol shit man....hows it goin?! |
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good! you? |
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cant a person even have a decent coversation with one self here without somebody else coming and talking to them..or talking to each other...now I have forgotten what i was telling my self and it's all your fault..I wont be able to go to sleep now and sit there wide awake looking at myself lying on the bed wide awake looking at my self sitting there looking at myself wide awake lying on the bed wide awake looking at my self sitting there looking at myself wide awake lying there on the bed..................................... help I am stuck... |
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Don't be alarmed by my presence, you're still talking to yourself. I am, however, the flea of 3 1/2 weeks ago. When I heard this track that the future me created after hearing other tracks that the future me created... I'd have to say that relatively it was not as good as the other tracks I'll make in 3 1/2 weeks, but relatively it was better than the average bear compared to all that other crappy music that other people make (I am conceited) I should be sharp and rude with unworthy critisism since I have no logical reason to respect myself 3 1/2 weeks from now. Its a good track, but I guess all the sounds are almost the same color. I don't expect you to know what I'm talking about since 3 1/2 weeks from now I'll be suffering from the effects of the comet cleaner that I'm going to eat RIGHT NOW! HA HA HA! |
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what track? |
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I am telling myself about this wonderful game I have invented called Slapass Leapfrog..and as it required more than one ass to Leap frog I ended up splitting myself in two so I could Leapfrog myself..it was quite unnerving and disconcerting hence the sounds it created initially sounded like I am falling all over my self until I regain my composure...but three and a half weeks ago I had only split internally and was not capable of Leapfroging anything... |
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Music is actually better if it's presented creativly disguised as a game or something like this, rather than the same music with no ideas or anything to go along with it. Sort of like a unifying storyline in a videogame. I bet autechre could have done something VERY wicked to complement their lp5, but it would almost have been a risk since no ideas, writing, drawing could really justify their existence compared with the awesome sound structures unless done absolutely properly in some way. |
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