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i got this idea from an old topic. what's the worst crime you've commited? any murderers out there? |
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FBI alert !!!! use an anonymous proxy when replying :) |
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i swear, i am a normal person. so, any one got a plot to kill the prez? or drug smuggling? i'll keep it under my hat. :) |
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well i'll throw something out i guess. i once stole (in my youth) 500 dollars worth of scientific calculators. |
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I speed, a LOT. I always go like 90km/h in 50 zones. Once, some angry pedestrian jumped in front of my car while I was approaching to make me stop so he could reprimand me for being an inconsiderate potential murderer of children. I felt bad. But I sped away like a madman, and I still drive like a supersonic jet. |
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LOL. that's funny. one time a friend of mine had a similar experience. he sped around a school bus. someone got his license plate # and the next day the police came to his house and took him to the school to apologize! beats getting a fine though... |
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once when i was about 8 or 9 i drowned the little boy who lived next door to me in their pool when our parents were out front having a barbecue. |
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i once stole a hand from the local museum (i just ripped the fucker off this dummy there n then) all my other schoolmates stole stuffed rats n things! |
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once i had to babysit nextdoors little kid and they never even found it! |
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you stole a hand? jesus that's sick. how old were you? do you still have it? |
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never found what? |
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Its sick that dingleberry stole a part of a dummy Man, but you Killed your neighbour !!!! how evil did you feel for that ? did U get punished or did U say it was an accident ? that must've been a toughie for all involved... |
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I nicked cheese from a supermarket. often. and I 'doctored' some time-sheets at work. and took -part in illegal protests against road- building. nowt really bad. until just now ;-) |
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They always give me free stuff at Starbucks because I practically live there. I'm not sure if that's theft. I could be wrong. |
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just various acts of terrorism/guerilla warfare back in the '60s: but then i saw this great BMW advert with music by BoC and reformed - i know work in Insurance and drive a BWM 3 series - you can never have enough insurance; call me |
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*now work - no wonder i didn't get that job as advertising exec! |
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dear marlowe.. can you please sell me an expensive and worthehile insurance policy , against me being tricked into buying a pointless insurance policy at great expense ? yours, concerned ... |
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once I was close to kill someone by breaking his neck. other crime... shoplifting when I was small. |
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I also need insurance against getting arrested for burning down the Legal and General control centre in 5 minutes... any ideas ? |
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I'd like to hear more about the murder in the swimming pool....( It seems like this thread may have been started as a vehicle to make a big-time confession) ...So, have U told anyone before ?.... Ack... he's gone . possibly to crush some snails in his garden... I don't know. |
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The worst one I did, I got caught I think. But there were a lot of bad things. Ive been arrested 5 times, and have just as many criminal charges on my record. Oh well..... Probably the worst was breaking and entering and possesion of stolen property and mischief all in one arrest. |
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The worst one I did, I got caught I think. But there were a lot of bad things. Ive been arrested 5 times, and have just as many criminal charges on my record. Oh well..... Probably the worst was breaking and entering and possesion of stolen property and mischief all in one arrest. and then i woke up |
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was it a long sleep? |
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i ate a baby |
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marlowe: shutup. what do you know? first off your probably thinking im an idiot for doing those things if you think they are true. sure I was.. then, that was almost 6 years ago. So im not that person anymore. Or, you dont think I did it, or got arrested. Well, lets see, someone as geeky and stupid as yourself, (thinking your so witty or cool), probably doesnt know anyone who has done anything worse than spit on a car. Or your just being a fucking bitch, and mocking. Its crazy nerds like you who gave that "Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, your still retarded". |
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way out: way out! REFLEX: you sound like u're a bit ashamed of your wonderful life, all marlowe was doing was sharing ur experience, but in a dream... |
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actually...not only did i eat a baby...but the baby was still alive when i ate it...does that make me more hardcore? ...for eating a baby alive? |
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haha -- sorry REFLEX, i was just doing an experiment to see how easy you were to manipulate - i almost predicted word-for-word what your reply would be THANX! |
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...i would think so... which i guess makes me one hardcore- live-baby-eating motherfucker |
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wow, almost as hardcore as mr.reflex himself! king of all! |
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i used to phone phreak, but they weren't crimes...i'd do very childish stuff like tieing up company switchboards. this was back about 5 yrs ago, mid 90's. |
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most illegal thing... ive smoked pot twice... i drink, but moderatly (i lived in Rome for christs sake... i grew up appriciating booze!) and i use pirated music software... but I am currently saving my money up to buy legit programs. |
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when i was v.little, a v.little-sister, i used to pick up the fone and dial random fone numbers! Haha, i got throught to a forestry company i think.... but that was before i banged (and broke) my head on our glass table... d'oh! |
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i'd tell you... but then i'd have to kill you. |
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no criminal record here! |
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pachi... i was never convicted... muahaha |
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haha well, there's a saying: you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun! i follow the rules, therefore i am bored =þ |
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id like to believe you are actually the monkey in the picture... it would be cool |
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ya i would get SO much more attention i couldn't even comprehend |
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and the fact that you have a lightsaber and the ability to talk and think... |
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crime, not lightsabers |
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i was the man behind the grassy knoll |
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*eyeroll* |
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"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, your still retarded". That is funny coming from you, you are the king of arguing on the internet!! lol! |
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crime crime crime crime crime! |
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