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m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-22 05:23 [#00017054] | |||||||||
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My trick: I will now decapitate myself and throw up cherry squishy into my neck with my severed head, even though I had only been drinking lime squishy. When my head lands on the floor, I will continue standing with my body, concentrating really hard to send the needed electric signals to my legs through the AIR from my heads spinal cord to the cord in my neck. Then I will leap with my head from the floor back onto my neck, using my tongue as a springing device and sew my head on using only my mouth and the needle and thread I had pinned all the time on my shirt collar. Ready? *sssssshrer LUNK* . . . . . . . ............ . . . . (lifeless body lies there with head beside it) . . . . . . . . . . . . (um, it's still lying there) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . uh oh. |
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Hmmm from The Factory on 2001-07-22 13:48 [#00017073] | |||||||||
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You're typing still, so I'm impressed. |
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rob fragilenine from a headache tablet called icct hedral on 2001-07-22 14:50 [#00017076] | |||||||||
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... damn straight |
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Droog from Cornwall on 2001-07-22 14:55 [#00017077] | |||||||||
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Go and lock your self in a dark box and dont come out, ever. |
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chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-22 18:37 [#00017098] | |||||||||
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yessssssssssssss! |
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m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-23 06:57 [#00017207] | |||||||||
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Droog: Thank you for your warm, self esteem raising suggestion. That is really basically my plan already, though. I'll just stay in my own personal seclusion, where the sky is purple and the elves often come out and like to play videogames with me. You can join the rest of society and help them in the big sinister plot of fucking everything up if you really want to though. I couldn't find a box to live in, so I just took your house. I hope you don't mind. I'll just have to paint over the words "captain crunch". Snake paste man: I now know that you are really snake paste man. You gave it away by accidently hissing after saying "yes". This word didn't really make sense in the context of the important topics we were talking about though. Why don't you take your snake paste with you and go have an orgy with your agent and duck paste man? |
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