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Lesley from uk on 2001-07-19 12:44 [#00016533]

Does Richard ever visit this board?
Well if he reads this I'd just like to say Hi.
Gad to hear about the new album and is it true you're
favourite dish is fish?


chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-19 12:46 [#00016534]

i'm gad as well. nearly every day.
..wh...wha..what about....chicken paste?


|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-19 15:14 [#00016554]

Chicken Paste is whats inside the fish and what the fish has
been living on for many years until it is fed to him. Do not
worry, for you are the main ingredient in this yummy, local

:0<> {--- Eating Chicken Paste.


chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-19 15:22 [#00016558]

REFLEX - since you talk bollox most of the time and aint got
a clue about so many things, what makes you an authority on
chicken paste? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
shut your silly stup-pid mouth.
don't get all defensive now either and start slating me, cos
i won't learn anything and i don't care.


homer simpson from 3d land on 2001-07-19 15:25 [#00016560]

mmm... chicken paste
mmm... chocolate
mmm... forbidden donut
mmm... sacrilicious
mmm... something


|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 00:34 [#00016663]

chicken paste man!!: you are nothing. you are no one, and no
one cares.


chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-20 10:58 [#00016763]

REFLEX - shut your mouth you stupid goose. i asked you not
to get defensive, and what do you do - start crying and hide
behind your mother's huge wobbley arse.
i may be nothing - i may also be the biggest power in the
world - and i could be arranging the removal of your face
from this earth as we speak. whether the is the case remains
to be seen, but you have no authority to speak of the
matter. shut the fuck up.
don't fuck with me you moose fuckin' spastic nose bitch!


|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 11:24 [#00016766]

chicken paste kid: yes. you are defenitly right, i did get
defensive, my moms ass?. hm.... seems odd??? What promts you
to say such things? Once again, out of character CHICKEN
PASTE KID! not man but kid. This is the info i recieved from
a reliable source on the subject {ie: someone who is against
you in this paste race} your nothing, and will always be

We bring you this P.S.A from Afganistan tree Huggers?



chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-20 11:28 [#00016767]

whatever you say you wobbley headed cheesy pig wanker.
no one is against the paste of mashed chickens -to anyone
who is, i have to ask "why?"
i am chicken paste man!!


|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 11:30 [#00016770]

You are chicken paste kid!! yeah! let us all rejoice, dear
father, by kingdom come I will be done as in earth and in
heaven, give us this paste, our daily paste... wanker!?..
Shover man paste up your ass?



\/\/ooƒerAttack™_____ from Milan on 2001-07-20 11:36 [#00016772]

__PLEASE___STOP _____ I T __ !!!!!!!!

I can't believe to my eyes, Chicken Paste Man Vs. Reflex...
it's impossible...
What's happen?
I am disappointed about you...



|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 11:38 [#00016773]

Hahah! Its all in good fun and games! I hope hes just
kidding... cause Iam.


Ps- Chicken Paste man, look at the pic I found for you.


|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 11:38 [#00016774]

chicken paste man!!: here you may want to look at this
Actual Chicken Paste In a Can. Enjoy that little one there.
Uhm.... I wish you could show images in here.


|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 11:39 [#00016775]

WooƒerAttack: nothings happened! its a joke! well for me
anyway, i hope so in both peoples minds. Hey Woofer have any
ICQ or anything like that? Want to make is known or email it
to me, id love to chat.



Mescaline from Programmers Room in Delta - Telecom on 2001-07-20 11:48 [#00016777]

Will somebody answered to to the Lesley's question (i'm
interested too).
And.....maybe.....Lesley is girl???? :-)))
How u like that?
I think |Reflex| just wanna to eat chicken, tasty chicken
..........ham, ham, ham, ham......... |Reflex| maybe u'll
invite me to the dinner?


sloey66 from ireland on 2001-07-20 11:55 [#00016778]

what the fuck are you talking about?talk about something
interesting like oprah winfrey coz shes my hoe and she sucks
cock for chicken paste


chicken paste man's agent on 2001-07-20 12:20 [#00016781]

chicken paste man will not beat around the bush; he does not
like reflex.
chicken paste man would rather it if reflex would not refer
to chicken paste in any context at all as he has got things
wrong and mislead people before, and we can not allow this
to happen to the might of chicken paste.
chicken paste man does not do cheap paste in a can and much
preferes the freshly made kind.
childish as it may be, chicken paste man doesn't give a


\/\/ooƒerAttack™_____ from Milan on 2001-07-20 13:57 [#00016793]

Reflex: I understood you, but I'm seeing Chicken Paste Man
has becoming always more aggressive...
I had ICQ but I unistalled it because I didn't use it much.
It's possible I re-install it and I create a new
WooƒerAttack number.
Sometimes I chat on Napster (naturally my nick is
WooƒerAttack and your is Morbed101 isn't it?) and I'll try
to chat on Joyrex site.

Chicken Paste Man: You're speaking too much, I prefered when
you only said "I am a Chicken Paste Man!!"... you were



Moses on 2001-07-20 14:15 [#00016797]

Chicken paste bitch must be smashed in the face with a
splintered plank.
I volunteer my services.


chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-20 15:28 [#00016824]

no need to volunteer you bearded girl in a dirty spunk
ridden robe.
i already smash my own face in every morning with many
different shapes of splintered planks and a table leg. my
doctor says i shouldn't, but he knows there no helping me
'cos i'm absolutly insane.
so...woofer you only like me when i don't say


Pimp on 2001-07-20 15:52 [#00016825]

Hows about I park a car on your face?


\/\/ooƒerAttack™_____ from Milan on 2001-07-20 16:36 [#00016832]

Dear funny little Chicken Paste Man, you didn't understand
me... I didn't say "I like you when you don't say much", I
said that I like you when you only say "I am Chicken Paste
Man!!", it's different...
If you want to be a friend of mine it's better that you read
well when I write.
Is it okay?
About the piss... ... I say... ehm... "I am a Chicken Paste




Techno Noise Tendency™ from Xplosive Land on 2001-07-20 17:33 [#00016847]

Hi people, don't be so nervous... oh... nooo... I don't want
Ohppss, sorry...
Everytime, I drink too many nitroglycerine...




|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 20:49 [#00016880]

\/\/ooƒerAttack™_____: Yes, thanks for understanding I
suppose Chicken Paste Man Is just a little stupid?? Oh well.
Whatever. So yeah I don't ever use Napster anymore, cause
its really not working at all. ICQ is good, takes up little
space and works well. If you decide to get it let me know!

Hm... Chick PasTe Kid: Yes, chicken paste chicken
pastechicken paste chicken pastechicken paste chicken
pastechicken paste chicken pastechicken paste chicken
pastechicken paste chicken paste. Hows that? Thanks.



|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-07-20 20:50 [#00016881]

Lesley {spelling}: no one really knows if Richard Actually
visits this board at all, maybe he has, maybe he hasnt, id
like to think he hasn't for some reason. BUt whatever......
fish? Could be!



The Grey Gentleman from Eugene, Oregon on 2001-07-20 21:39 [#00016891]

I reckon Richard does visit the site, and he's probably one
of the "trolls" in the messageboards here.

Seems like he's the type to like getting a rise out (taking
the piss out) of random people. I know I do, on occasion.

In any case, don't expect him to come along and post as
Aphex and wait for the obsessed Internet fans to roll in
with the adoration.

On another note, I got my Korg ES-1 the other night, and I'm
liking it an awful lot now that I have a 32mb SM card to
load my own samples in with. I thought the cheesy techno
presets sucked, but I'm loving it now, nice interface.

My Yamaha DX200 will be delivered this afternoon, and I will
proceed to strip naked and rub my naughty bits against it.
Hell, I've already slept with the Korg (fell asleep during

richa^H^H^H^H^Hthe grey gentleman


beep from uk on 2001-07-20 21:45 [#00016892]

richard is in birmingham(uk) tomorrow if i see him i will
ask him about his choice between real fish or paste


Lesley from uk on 2001-07-22 12:05 [#00017072]

I like stroganoff best.


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