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Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-13 13:01 [#00014860]

Will everyone help.


1. Record many swear words onto a tape

2. Leave a ten second gap at the start of the tape (to allow
for escape)

3. Go to Dixons (or another electrical shop )

4. Put the tap in a hi fi and turn volume on full

5. Play the tape and use the ten seconds to leave the shop

6. Swear words will fill the shop

7. If a busy day the staff will not be able to turn the
sound off quickly

8.If we all do this at a certain time on a certain day it
will be better. At the management meetings the managers will
all say to each other, " I bet you cannot imagine what
happened the other day……". The other manager will say
"Eeeeeeee, that happened at our shop as well".


Super Magnetic Neo from Australia on 2001-07-13 13:24 [#00014863]

lol Thats too funny :-)

But I can't do that. Don't have a cassette recorder to tape
the swear words and don't know anyone with one...

But I can imagine the shock of the people who work there :-)


Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-13 13:31 [#00014864]

I will send you a tape of swear words in the post


pauwl on 2001-07-13 13:44 [#00014870]

i am willing to do this, but i dont know any swear words,
got any?


chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-13 13:47 [#00014872]

fuckface and slagbitch.


Chimp Systems from Flat Mountain on 2001-07-13 13:47 [#00014873]

I might do a tape saying "Welcome to fucking Dixons! We've
got a cunting majestic sale on the bastard TV department, up
to fifty shitting per-cent off! Imagine that you slags! Look
out for the red fucking sale tickets! Dixons, bitches!"
Jeeezus, imagine the faces...


hedtwin from manchester on 2001-07-13 13:53 [#00014874]

i am willign to do this. AS will several of my friends. I
say lets do it :). I will attempt to get it done in every
single dixons in manchester :). I will probably need a bit
more than a 10second gap tho. SO i can look casual when
leave. Just put it on, slip out and wait outside and wait
for the hilarious reprecusions he he he he.


Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-13 13:55 [#00014875]

Or have some eerie music playing in the background with the
following lyrics in an evil devil style voice:

"Do not buy anything from Dixons. If you do I, the three
legged monkey man from Peru will visit you when you sleep
and will steal your feet to make soup out of, for my sixty
children. You will then have no feet and will have to make
some new feet out of wood that will then allow you to enter
the london marathon. I suppose you will not be need to buy
shoes again and you could trick ladies into thinking you
have a large member by making large fake wooden feet.
Therefore it might be a good idea to purchase something from


H3XAN3 from Melbourne on 2001-07-13 14:29 [#00014884]

HAHA that is FUCKING hilarious!!! i am willing to try that!


-=[mCp]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-13 14:39 [#00014886]

Better record your cuss-junk onto the computer, add wicked
noises to it, add some nice stupid background song to it,
burn it onto CD, try to find a DVD-player with complete
DTS-Dolbysurround-System and play it, for fux sake.

Tapes are a little too hissy I think, so at max volume the
tape would be recognizable.


m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-14 08:57 [#00015064]

I've been interested in the idea of delinquent behavior just
to go against the grain of sameness. But I've never been
interested enough to actually do something like that, it
would be a very crazy experience. There should be a group of
highly skilled and intelligent people that do stuff like
that. They make a huge elaborate plan to sneak into the OREO
making factory and start secretly manufacturing ones that
say "Fuck you" or something on the outside. Or fiddle with
tickle me elmos and make them say devilish stuff. That would
be great.


hedtwin from manchester on 2001-07-14 10:47 [#00015072]

we did stuf like that lst summer, (not teh elmo or oreo
thing, cause we're too dumb to do that) but all the dixons
stuff we did. Me and a group of about 5 othe rpeopel led my
my mate ian used to run around manchester causing chaos and
gettign chased by teh polics :). Itw as pretty gud. Its
great goign into Marks and Spencers and askign for testicle
heaters. He he he h, then being escorted of teh premises by
security guards and asked never to return :).


Oldmanjasper on 2001-07-14 17:33 [#00015104]

here's a classic, go to the grocery store, pick up a couple
cold water adult-sized enemas, wait in line (making strange
grunting noises the whole time), and after you get checked
out pull down the old trousers and mash your balls into the
baggers face.. i did this last summer with my friends at
least 20 or 62 times, just mash em all in their face; great


Super Magnetic Neo from Australia on 2001-07-14 20:37 [#00015120]

I look forward to the tape in the post Wizards Teeth :-)


TekN010G from Australia on 2001-07-15 02:40 [#00015141]

I gotta try all of this one day


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