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EPISODE II IS GREAT
 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 17:52 [#00230114]
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I honestly think it is better than Return of the Jedi. Why
you ask?

Here's why:
- amazing sets/backgrounds
- lots of fighting
- packed with excitement
- not too corny
- good story/plot

The only problem is the love story which is a little awkward
at times primarily b/c Natalie Portman is one cold biatch.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 17:54 [#00230117]
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i'd say she's quite hot actually (!) =)


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 17:54 [#00230119]
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"times primarily b/c Natalie Portman is one cold biatch. "

dude... she is HOT


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 17:56 [#00230124]
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i`d love to make her some little prince 8)


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 18:00 [#00230136]
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Yes she's hot but I don't think she's ever had sex. She got
none of that Angelina Jolie "I'd treat you right" going on.

Portman is physically beautiful but her chemistry with the
other lead is pathetic.


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:06 [#00230146]
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i don`t like jolie`s tits. they are hanging and are quite
ugly :D
but padme ... aaaah ... paaadme :)


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 18:08 [#00230151]
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indeed. also, it's a cliche i know, but jolie has fish lips
:(

padme all the way


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:10 [#00230155]
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well, to be honest, i never saw THOSE LIPS 8)


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 18:11 [#00230157]
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hehe! well you'll have to trust me then ;)


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 18:11 [#00230159]
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Hold it fellas,

I'm saying that Natalie Portman wouldn't be good in bed.
That's it. That's my impression. A hot woman who's bad in
bed is way way worse than a not-so-hot woman who's good in
bed.

Period.


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:12 [#00230161]
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good point


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 18:13 [#00230163]
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i disagree

you're not so hot woman will be quite hard to look at when
she's 50, whereas dearest natalie will still be staggeringly
cute..

;)


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:13 [#00230166]
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but you think angelie is ?

whatever - i`d prefer the little natalie :)

btw. my girlfriend`s also named natalie =)


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 18:17 [#00230172]
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Netlon Sentinel,

Any woman no matter how good, no matter how old will not
satisfy me unless she likes good sex.

We'll have to agree to disagree.


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:18 [#00230175]
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but why do you think natalie p. is not ?
am i missing some kind of experience ?


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 18:20 [#00230180]
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agreed

:)


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 18:22 [#00230184]
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That's a good point. I don't have any proof it's just a
sense I get.

She's just not very natural during the romantic scenes.
Everything seems forced, awkward and generally quite
sterile. Which takes away from the movie.

Just one man's opinion.


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 18:25 [#00230187]
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well, in episode 1 she is literally very cold in that she's
wearing all that white make up.

she's a very good actress, though, i think the problem lies
in the script


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:26 [#00230188]
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hey just look @ ani.
if i would be a girl doing the movies with him i would be as
"sterile" as possible =)

at least i`m sure she would be a tiger to me :D


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:26 [#00230189]
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well, ok, that`s what i saw in my dreams 8)


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 18:26 [#00230190]
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I find it quite remarkable that there's so many Natalie
Portman diehards out there. I mean I have about 3 friends
who are totally obsessed. I know she's hot but obsessively
hot?


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 18:26 [#00230191]
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NATALIE any day..


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-05-22 18:27 [#00230192]
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she`s a PRINCESS man ! :P


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 18:28 [#00230194]
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I actually don't think she's 'hot' but I think she's
beautiful.

as for her acting, she hasn't really put any good
performances in since Leon IMO


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 18:29 [#00230195]
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The reason for that is I don't think there have been any
scripts that have let her shine

(sorry, just thought)


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 18:29 [#00230196]
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B3n speaks the truth. I'm not sure she's that great of an
actress...


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 18:29 [#00230197]
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well, she's no kate winslet


 

offline smeagle from Portland (United States) on 2002-05-22 18:31 [#00230198]
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Yes, the problem lies in the script.....

You know, the whole Star Wars story is beautiful, intricate,
and lovely. I think it's just great. These movies have so
much substance in plot alone.......

All the actors are good actors, but unfortuantley....

THE DIALOUGE WAS WRITTEN BY SOME FUCKING MORON.

I mean, it seemed as if some of those lines were painful to
say.....

btw....Natile Portman is class. She's hot, intelligent, and
classy. I don't really like the trashy women (a least not
in the long run)....


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 18:32 [#00230200]
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And as for the coldness and awkwardness, I think this is all
down to the fact that she's automatically rejected any
scripts with any kind of nudity or sexual depiction etc. I'm
not saying this is bad but it can't have helped her
confidence wise etc


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 18:38 [#00230201]
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I guess but is there any excuse for bad acting? I don't
think we should make excuses for her.



 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 18:43 [#00230206]
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well, i haven't seen it yet, so i can't judge. but i agree
about the dialogues, they were pathetic in ep1 and i was
hoping they would improve in ep2


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-22 18:52 [#00230210]
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Natalie Portman? That isn't her.. Yeah, she was busy with
uni and what not so they just used a cardboard cut out
throughout..

Her acting seriously was stiff. AH-HEM, that being said..
you guys are nerds. She's not THAT hot is she? Well, not hot
enough for me to forgive her acting in that.. maybe if
George showed us some REAL action i.e: a tit here, a tit
there, I'd be more forgiving.



 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-22 18:53 [#00230212]
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and as for the script being bad... a script is only as good
as its delivered so..


 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 19:00 [#00230214]
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I agree Natalie Portman should be treated just like everyone
else. This reverse discrimination disgusts me.


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 19:01 [#00230216]
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haha! aw come on let us long for this woman like a real
nerd!

;)


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-22 19:03 [#00230220]
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STIFF AS A PEE PEE! Speaking of which..err.. get that outta
my face netlon. *Tweaks your nipples*


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 19:05 [#00230223]
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*giggles*


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 19:06 [#00230224]
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I may be a nerd but i've got feelings like everyone else! =(


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-22 19:07 [#00230226]
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Aww, you know I didn't mean it in an entirely bad way.
*Tweaks you too*


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-05-22 19:07 [#00230227]
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n3rd


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 19:07 [#00230228]
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and yes I think she's THAT hot...i'm definitely not a
britney spears kinda guy


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-22 19:09 [#00230229]
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EWWW, why do people have to mention her as if she's actually
hot (britney that is)... I mean.. what's wrong with people
who think this? SO WHAT, SHE HAS TITS AND VAGINA GET SOME
F*CKING TASTE YOU PRICKS! She makes lousy music and makes it
impossible for me to turn on my car radio.. grr..


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-22 19:11 [#00230230]
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oh..and she's so utterly moronic it hurts. Some of the
quotes, or misquotes I should say, give me headaches..

"I like my job because I get to go to overseas places.. like
Canada!"

*Applauds*



 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 19:14 [#00230231]
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Look Britney may be an incredible idiot, pathetic musician
and all the rest but she is quite lovely.

I don't know I can't get obsessed with these women. I tend
to get obsessed with pornstars.

Kelly Havel > Britney Spears > Natalie Portman

I guess that makes me more of a nerd.


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-22 19:23 [#00230240]
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Eww.. A lot of guys like britney actually.. a lot of
seemingly respectful dudes with taste.. and I'm still
scratching my head and wondering why. hmm.. I seem to be
mainly alone on it but I'm also extremly picky.. its just
odd because in this case I'd hope everyone else would be
too. :P


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-05-22 19:26 [#00230243]
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When Britney's on TV I feel compelled to look, it's almost
like the urge to look at some awful car accident.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 20:49 [#00230313]
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that's why I said her..=)


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-22 21:12 [#00230357]
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I heard the movie was crappy as hell, tons of reviewers and
people I know said it was either OK or just plain horrible.
The plot was stupid, the dialog was horrible! cheesy, the
acting was sub par and they tried to wow us with graphics,
and place a few in there to sell a few toys later.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-05-22 21:24 [#00230377]
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what you herad???? SEE IT!
its in the theatre.
And yeah! episode 1 sucked but epsode 2 is better and more
"starwars".



 

offline thethirdball from Polly Pisspot (Canada) on 2002-05-22 21:26 [#00230379]
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REFLEX:

Have YOU seen it? Reviewers and other people are stupid. I
don't trust 'em. That's why I went to see for myself and
was pleasantly surprised.


 


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