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j bennion
from Leicester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 16:57 [#00212517]
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Okay guys I live out in the sticks and when I wasyounger me and mymates used to go and find cows that were sleeping standing up and push them over..... I know its childish but fuck me when your 11 its fucking hilarious!!!!
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mofo
from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 16:59 [#00212522]
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no, but i fed a horse some cigarettes when i was drunk once
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:02 [#00212524]
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I have been wanting to do this for sooo long,but no one wanted to help me,they were all scared.
mofo:what a waste!!! (I hope you didn't light them)
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2002-05-09 17:05 [#00212528]
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You know, a lot of cows die that way.
What a waste.
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mofo
from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:06 [#00212529]
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supreme; na , it just thought it was grass.!
fuck . at least i didn't get the poor thing stoned
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Chri5py
from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:13 [#00212542]
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I used to cow tip when I was younger too... It's such a nasty thing to do....
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Inverted Whale
from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-05-09 17:14 [#00212544]
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Not that I don't believe you, but how do you know?
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:17 [#00212550]
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I once saw a stoned dog.(on tv) Those people were like: "oh my god ,that dog is soooo sick" "He doesn't walk around anymore,doesn't play anymore..."
And then someone came up with the idea to give the doggy some food.
Off course he swallowed it all in a few secs.("oh he's just stoned...")
So people: never keep your marihuana where the dog can find it!
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mofo
from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:20 [#00212557]
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my friends dog spent too much time in his room while they were smoking, it got really hungry(munchies).
when they fed it they grated cheese on its dog food . now it wont eat anything unless it has cheese on it.
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:22 [#00212561]
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hahaha
lol! =O)
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j bennion
from Leicester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:30 [#00212580]
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I just want to make it clear that i dont advocate creulty to animals in any way..........except when your round your mates and somone dares you too give the dog a blowback...ooops did i just say that????
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 17:35 [#00212590]
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You can break a cows legs by tipping it. Just so you know.
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:38 [#00212593]
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Didn't think of that. Maybe it's a good thing no one wanted to come with me.
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mofo
from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:38 [#00212595]
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that would really be a kick in the teeth for the cow, brocken legs and mad cow disease.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 17:44 [#00212598]
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Yeah my girlfriend (whose uncle owns a dairy farm) said that most "tipped" cows are shot as to pay the vets bill is not cost effective :(
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mofo
from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:46 [#00212601]
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thats providing anyone has any cows left after wot happend last year....... ( big big barn BBQ's)
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 17:48 [#00212602]
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I'm happy I never did it! I would have loads of regrets ,right now.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 17:52 [#00212605]
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Yeah, it's funny the stuff you do (or nearly do) as a kid when you don't think of the consequences of your action. Not having a go at you supreme, just saying that everyone does silly stuff when they're little.
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mofo
from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 17:56 [#00212607]
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its not the end of the world.(melodrama) im shure the cows are ok , they'll sleep happy 2nite(standing) knowing that we all care so much 4 their health.
right . im off to burger king
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supreme
from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-09 18:06 [#00212614]
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...and I have done a lot of it!
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 18:21 [#00212632]
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It would be the end of the world, my girlfriend's uncle's farm provides about a 6th of all milk used by dairly milk. No chocolate if all the cows were tipped! Did you think of that, eh, eh? ;)
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mofo
from glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-09 18:25 [#00212638]
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i like mars choc' better "galaxy" mmmmm
all dairy milk stuff tastes the same. v.dull for chocolate stuffs.
rock on deep fried galaxys
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-09 18:30 [#00212646]
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Typical bloody Scott- into the fried mars bars ;)
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-10 09:28 [#00213531]
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I heard about this Customs sniffer dog that swallowed a block of hash and died of a heart attack. Imagine 'the fear' he would have experienced before going. Wowzer.
A friend of my dad's brother once knocked out a horse. He was stroking it and it bit him so he punched it in the nose and it collapsed, cold. He must have hit it fucking hard.
There was also this story on the news about a guy who was going around molesting horses with broom handles. Nice hobby.
Sorry I've got verbal diahorrea today. My head is a bit fucked.
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Fernz
from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-10 09:45 [#00213547]
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Heeeyyyy.... not every Scot is into that. I cant stand them... :)
(LMAO) This is a very funny topic!
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jand
from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-10 09:48 [#00213552]
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A pair of vaugely married junkies I know are always blowing Heroin Smoke into their cats mouth when it's just waking up...
That is sooo sick....I don't see em much nowadays just because it makes me wanna deck the pair of em.....
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-10 09:50 [#00213555]
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I wonder what effects drugs have on animals. That is pretty lame.
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Fernz
from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-10 09:55 [#00213564]
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Bastards. I hate the heroin addicts where I live. Filthy scumbags... Gimme a baseball bat.
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-05-10 10:02 [#00213575]
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I have never been actual COW TPIING, but I have gone thru COW SHIT and picked some KILLER MUSHROOMS>...it wasnt very fun...LOL
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:12 [#00213634]
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when i was 15 me and my buddy khris went out for a countryside ramble (like you do when your trying to smoke cannabis and not stink you parents house out) we would always go to the cow fields behind my house one time we took our ghetto blaster thingy and played IRON MAIDENS fear of the dark an all these cows surrounded us and just stood there watching us in a big circle? it was quite an experiance trying to smoke drainers whilst 20 or so cows with long fluttering eyelashes stood around us!
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:13 [#00213639]
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they were munching grass whilst we were smoking it! ps i dont dig metal no more!
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-10 11:14 [#00213640]
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I used to love those days; sneaklily smoking weed in fields and stuff. I miss those times.
Fear of the dar, fear of the dark. I have the constant fear that someone's watching me.
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:15 [#00213645]
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mooooooooohhhhh! why do all those days seem all summerey!
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-05-10 11:16 [#00213651]
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too much BOC perhaps?
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