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and it smells HORRIBLE |
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Kick the shit out of him. |
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He needs to be stabbed |
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he'd prolly just kick the shit out of me if i kicked the shit out of him |
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*spoken with lots and lots of sarcasm* dont you DARE talk about my father like that AGAIN! do you HEAR ME, YOUNG MAN?! |
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Shoot him in the head, he won't get up from THAT. Then you won't get the shit kicked out of you. Unless he's a fucking robot or something... or a zombie. Or has a steel plate in his head... shit, better not risk it. |
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if i killed my father then god would be angry at me grr says god grr |
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Don't say that Ophecks, he's from America, he probably will! Just Kidding ;) |
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*bang bang* good bye |
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Open the window |
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now these are the kind of jokes i would like to see more often. no disrespect to the states of course :P |
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that was posed to be a followup to ceri's 'he probably will' comment... |
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i need to shut the fuck up today. somebody shoot me |
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jeroen,.jij hebt dus ook een vrije dag morgen,..neem ik aan? |
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That would make me a murderer! If I give you the gun could you kill yourself? |
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nah dont kill him...if you do he'll smell ten times worse than any fart within a few weeks.. |
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well that the end of your childhood..things like that can scar you for life..now you are probably gonna grow up as a bald performance artist wearing floral dresses and helium ballons tied to your ears.. |
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since when was farting a crime? |
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pachi, it couldn't be as bad as somebody's dad's farts... ;p |
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TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!! lmao |
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*spoken in a kiddish voice* WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A FIREMAN |
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...not some shitty fucking performance artist |
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u dont hafta be a fireman to get that flame off your head, just dunk your head in a bathtub or somthin |
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cock ver 10 cock ver 10 cock ver 10 wtf?! |
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i bet it means cock, version 10 version 10, of the cock.... |
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shut yer flappin ass..:) |
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but im gonna be a fireman see i can make the firetruck go WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOO |
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i'll keep u busy then! muhahahaha!!!!! |
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you can be a fireman who does performance art! that is ...if you kill your father and scar yourself for life |
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how about a scarred performance artist who has also been a fireman for life? hmm? |
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blame it on the dog |
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